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Date: 02/01/13 08:45 AM

32 Responses to Bandits Steak $65,000 Worth Of Chicken [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2013 at 8:46 am
    Link: Bandits Steak $65,000 Worth Of Chicken - Two steps forward, one step back.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6164 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 8:56 am
    They only set back any race if idiots zero in on their race.

    Why not state `They Just Set Back Males`?

    And I`ve never understood why `chicken` can be racial...doesn`t EVERYONE like fried chicken?

    And in THIS case,they stole Chicken WINGS...why didn`t it set NFL fans back?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2013 at 8:59 am

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:02 am
    fancy must be hungry.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:05 am

    If you`re gonna go to jail, you don`t want to go for something stupid like this.
    You want a tough crime that will bolster your street cred with the prison population.
    These two will be the laughing stock of lockup.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:06 am
    so good

    I weep for our world.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:24 am
    Watermelon...koolaid...fried chicken...etc.
  8. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6164 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:30 am
    Gerry1of1-"You want a tough crime that will bolster your street cred"

    Q: "Kid, whad`ya get?"
    A: "I didn`t get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."
    Q: "What were you arrested for, kid?"
    A: "Littering."
    (thank you Arlo Guthrie)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:34 am
    How do you steak chicken? Douche.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 1, 2013 at 9:35 am

    SPrinkZ, "Watermelon...koolaid...fried chicken...etc."
    Of course black people love those things... they`re DELICIOUS!
    I love those foods, too.
    OMG! I`m black!



    *sigh* no I`m not.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2013 at 9:47 am
    Yet another link I submitted yesterday (with a link to an article) that has been posted giving credit to fancylad.

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:51 am
    @freddyferret: "Chicken Fried Steak" is a staple around here (Mennonite dish: it`s flat, breaded fried chicken, served as if it were a steak: it has many names) and it`s delicious!

    However, I`m pretty sure that "Steaking Chicken" is NOT illegal...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 9:56 am
    @MeGrendel: YES! Everyone likes fried chiccken!

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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2766 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 10:03 am
    so, like, live chickens? or frozen chicken fillets or something?? were they gonna start roosterfighting like that giant who was married to that bar maid that raylan was f*cking?
    Bar Maid- Since when did you start sleeping with a gun?
    Raylan - Since I found out the woman I`m sleeping with is married to a guy I couldn`t drop with a hammer.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    February 1, 2013 at 10:21 am
    I`ve heard it suggested that the reason African-Americans are associated with fried chicken is that it is a very convenient food to carry if you are travelling and know that most restaurants won`t serve you.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    February 1, 2013 at 10:26 am
    Beat me to the watermelon line, drat!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2013 at 10:44 am
    @LordJim - " ... it is a very convenient food to carry if you are travelling ..."

    That reminds me of the first year I was stationed at Camp Lejeune. I took leave to go home for Christmas but couldn`t afford a plane ticket thanks to my measly $1500/month PFC paycheck. I ended up having to "Go Greyhound" and sit on a f*cking bus for 18 hours from Camp Lejeune, NC to NYC. At the second stop a black family of 10 got on the bus with big tupperware buckets full of fried chicken. I thought it was hilarious and had to harness every ounce of discipline I had to not laugh. Then they all started eating and the whole goddamn bus smelled like fried chicken for the rest of the trip. To this day the smell of fried chicken makes me nauseous.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 1, 2013 at 11:21 am

    "Chicken Fried Steak" is a staple around here (Mennonite dish: it`s flat, breaded fried chicken, served as if it were a steak"
    In Texas that was Chicken Fried Chicken. Not to be confused with Fried Chicken.
    Chicken Fried Steak was actual cubed beef {which isn`t in squares don`t ask} battered or breaded and fried. Same thing, just different meat.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 11:26 am
    Maybe they`re gonna open their own Popeyes
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 12:14 pm
    they steaked the chicken
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 1:11 pm
    As soon as I read "Bandits Steak..." I knew it was a Fancy post.
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    Our good friend Homer Simpson knows what fancy is talking about.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    Now there is a lot of C ock
    must be a black thang
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    February 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    :-D
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2013 at 5:53 pm
    it`s flat, breaded fried chicken, served as if it were a steak

    chicken fried steak is steak with a "fried chicken" breading...
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 8:24 pm
    watch out fo yo watermelons
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 10:13 pm
    "...chicken fried steak is steak with a "fried chicken" breading..."
    Dang it!
    @darkmagic14n has "outed" me!
    It`s true, what I meant to say was "Steak Fried Chicken" which is widely known a "scnitzel"
    Schnitzel
    My bad, uncorrected, but the rest is true!

    Around here (Manitoba, Saskatchewan, North & South Dakota, Minnisota & several other places) it`s a common, staple Mennonite dish.
    And OH-SO delicious!

    Man, IABers are a smart bunch!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    February 2, 2013 at 6:45 am
    Being Eurotrash, I only just about got the reference in this item. Am I right in thinking this is a stereotype thing? That Blacks are stereotypically seen as having a penchant for fried chicken?

    I was just as bemused when someone made a reference to something involving Obama and watermelons one time: I`d no idea until a Septic friend explained to me that you guys have an unflattering stereotype of black people eating watermelon.

    It`s amazing how some slights and humour are context-specific. Like Brits have stereotypical jokes about the Irish being stupid, the Scots being miserly and the Welsh being sheep shaggers. I doubt any of these would make sense to non-Brits, even if they were understood to be insults.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    February 2, 2013 at 11:42 am
    Where do stereotypes come from?
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    February 2, 2013 at 9:14 pm
    MacGuffin you should update your IAB profile to indicate that you are self-proclaimed Eurotrash and that you have not been anywhere in the world other than your own backyard.

    It will help others in the future understsand you are a wind-bag.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    February 4, 2013 at 11:53 am
    MacGuffin,

    Reinald D Hunter would seem to bear that out.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    February 4, 2013 at 12:00 pm
    Watermelons are indiginous to Africa and were introduced to the Americas in the 17th century. They were originally grown mainly in the southern states (where most slaves were) and were one of the few foods that slaves would have been familiar with.

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