Adam and Dog

Submitted by: piperfawn 4 years ago in Entertainment

Dogs are mankind"s best friend since the beginning of time
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Male 5,081
The question is...the dog have done a smart move?
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Male 37,876
@Kegomatix: He didn`t "rape Mary" she was asked to bear the child (by an Angel) and agreed. Geez!

@Gerry1: Um, they snuck off so the doggie wouldn`t watch...

@klaxor: He was naked & happy BEFORE he ate the "forbidden fruit" and later was wearing clothes and disfigured by his sin. DUH! But the doggie still loved him and left Eden to be with him :-)

I hope I waited long enough so those major spoilers don`t spoil it too much.

@Cartunze: Stick to `Sailor Moon` boy, this whole "thinking" thing is obviously beyond your capacity...
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Male 38,507

"why did he have to rape Mary in order to make his son?"

Because there had to be a geneology for "the masiah". That`s why they have all those "begat" chapters. Depending on which bible you look at it might go back to David, Abraham or even Adam
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Male 1,341
Hmm... If God was capable of creating Adam from the Earth, why did he have to rape Mary in order to make his son?
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Male 38,507

So, even in the Garden of Eden the dog sat and watched you going at it with your girlfriend.

The more things change.........
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Male 840
Note to self: Don`t trust 5Cats` evaluations or opinions on anything but cats. I still think he is from Mississippi and only says "eh" once in a while to get us to think he is from Canada. This film is a waste of too much time.
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Male 3,060
Geeze, and Eve is even more white...
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Male 3,060
Why is Adam caucasian?
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Female 231
It was good! However, when the dog was wandering in the beginning, all I could think was, "Hello, this is dog!" I feel this helped the plot.
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Male 37,876
@fancythat: Your loss buddy, that was brilliant! Outstanding storytelling, art, everything!

Thanks @piperfawn! 15 minutes WELL SPENT!

Too bad there`s no "spoilers" option, so we could chat about it without, you know, spoiling it!

Hands up if you thought the title was "Adam and DOUG" and expected gay p0rn... Dougs are mankind`s best friend you know!
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Male 646
I couldn`t stop staring at the weird penis.

Either go all out or draw a fig leaf on that s.hit
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Male 1,950
Here`s what I did with this one.
|> Play
>> FFWD
>> FFWD
>> FFWD
>> FFWD
>> FFWD
comment.

And alas, the present. We meet again.
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Male 5,081
Link: Adam and Dog [Rate Link] - Dogs are mankind`s best friend since the beginning of time
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