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Date: 02/18/13 12:49 PM

23 Responses to A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane…

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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    Link: A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane... -
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    LOL
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    and the pilot asked, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:13 pm
    "Have you heard the one about us?"
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:13 pm
    The plane is full of kids. Two parachutes. Black guy snags one and bails immediately. Rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!" Priest responds with "But what about the kids??" Rabbi: F*CK THE KIDS!! Priest: Do we have time?!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    A black guy, a priest, a rabbi and a Canadian, an American, a Brit, a Frenchman, a German, a Japanese, a Vietnamese, an Australian, an Egyptian, a Chinese, and a New Zealander walk into a bar.

    The bartender says "Sorry. You can`t come in without a Thai."
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    Huey Male 30-39
    204 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:18 pm
    Funny stuff there.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    i got a better one..\

    a priest, pedo, and child molester walk into a bar.......
    he orders a drink
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    Let`s hope Raquel Welch is on that flight, in case they need a flotation device.
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    540 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    I could be wrong, but I`ve seen this before and it could be a repost.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    February 18, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    "A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane..."

    with a schoolkid in tow....halfway through the flight there`s total engine failure and the pilot comes running to the back of the plane and says

    "here...we`re going to have to jump for it but I`ve only got another 3 parachutes.

    the rabi says..well that`s ok, there`s 3 of us.

    the black guy says....but what about the kid?

    him? f*ck him.

    oh, says the priest....will we have time?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    That LOOK! That look says it all! :-)
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:26 pm
    Nice one, Listypoos.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    *like @ Listypoos
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2013 at 5:09 pm
    edana42 beat Listypoos on that joke.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    But Listy told it better. It`s all in the delivery. ;)
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    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 7:25 pm
    Team edana42
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
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    February 18, 2013 at 9:50 pm
    Nice one(s), Listypoos, Gerry and greenbasterd.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    February 19, 2013 at 12:25 am
    Bunch of fine jokes there
    well done lads n lass :-D :-D :-D
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:41 am
    Sorry Edana, I didn`t check thoroughly enough that the joke had already been told.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2013 at 9:08 pm
    Dude... black guy`s eyes say it all. This guy is awesome. LOL
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    PTPete Female 30-39
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    February 19, 2013 at 9:17 pm
    @edana42: yup! One of my faves! But it`s usually a bartender that sez it.
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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    February 22, 2013 at 12:04 am
    What`s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    The pizza doesn`t scream when you put it in to an oven.

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