A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane...

Submitted by: ledzeppeloyd 4 years ago Funny

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There are 23 comments:
Male 324
What`s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn`t scream when you put it in to an oven.
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Female 1,236
@edana42: yup! One of my faves! But it`s usually a bartender that sez it.
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Male 977
Dude... black guy`s eyes say it all. This guy is awesome. LOL
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Male 3,081
Sorry Edana, I didn`t check thoroughly enough that the joke had already been told.
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Male 13,624
Bunch of fine jokes there
well done lads n lass :-D :-D :-D
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Male 369
Nice one(s), Listypoos, Gerry and greenbasterd.
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Male 241
Team edana42
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Female 4,447
But Listy told it better. It`s all in the delivery. ;)
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Male 3,445
edana42 beat Listypoos on that joke.
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Male 840
*like @ Listypoos
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Female 4,447
Nice one, Listypoos.
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Male 36,410
That LOOK! That look says it all! :-)
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Male 3,081
"A Black Guy, A Priest, & A Rabbi Board A Plane..."

with a schoolkid in tow....halfway through the flight there`s total engine failure and the pilot comes running to the back of the plane and says

"here...we`re going to have to jump for it but I`ve only got another 3 parachutes.

the rabi says..well that`s ok, there`s 3 of us.

the black guy says....but what about the kid?

him? f*ck him.

oh, says the priest....will we have time?
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Male 557
I could be wrong, but I`ve seen this before and it could be a repost.
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Male 3,445
Let`s hope Raquel Welch is on that flight, in case they need a flotation device.
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Male 2,376
i got a better one..\

a priest, pedo, and child molester walk into a bar.......
he orders a drink
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Male 205
Funny stuff there.
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Male 37,888
A black guy, a priest, a rabbi and a Canadian, an American, a Brit, a Frenchman, a German, a Japanese, a Vietnamese, an Australian, an Egyptian, a Chinese, and a New Zealander walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry. You can`t come in without a Thai."
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Female 2,509
The plane is full of kids. Two parachutes. Black guy snags one and bails immediately. Rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!" Priest responds with "But what about the kids??" Rabbi: F*CK THE KIDS!! Priest: Do we have time?!
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Male 2,143
"Have you heard the one about us?"
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Female 2,509
and the pilot asked, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Male 2,552
LOL
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Male 2,384
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