9 Things No One Ever Told Me [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

















Words of wisdom.
There are 16 comments:
Female 2,027
hah i love it!
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Male 38,457

All this talk about masturbation....

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Female 28
LandoGriffin: I am a girl. And I am masturbating to you right now.
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Male 15,832
@Ani187 Alright, you have piqued my curiosity. Now you gotta post the pictures!
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Male 15,832
My mom used to tell me not to go out without clean underwear in case I was in a wreck. I always figured that if I was ever in a wreck that was so bad that someone else was going to have to take my pants off, I would almost certainly have shat myself, so what would be the point of clean underwear?
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Male 37,697
[quote]Got the glands to prove it![/quote]
@sutra46: PICTURES! Or GTFO! ;-)

@Ani187: Based only on your "boobeh tattoo" I find that story highly believable... :-)

I`d join @LandoGriffin in the "no one would EVER..." catagory, but I`ve had a couple of "kooky" girlfriends who may well just have done so... other than that? Nope, never going to happen.
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Female 4,447
I actually know, for a fact, that people have masturbated about me. Pictures are involved and a shameless male best friend. lol
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Female 2,549
Got the glands to prove it! Now let me sleep 5 more minutes.
* pulls covers over head.
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Female 4,359
people masturbating about you? kind of gross and creepy, not that flattering at all.
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Male 5,190
I must be the king of mammals.
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Male 2,199
mammals unite!
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Male 38,457

Yeah! I`m a mammal.
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Male 3,842
I do not believe that anyone, anywhere, has ever masturbated to me...I`m not particularly attractive, not even to gay dudes who like big fat hairy guys like me.
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Male 13,624
All very true, apart from the masturbation bit,
which I guess you will never know!!
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Male 3,436
that last one makes me feel better.
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Female 8,044
Link: 9 Things No One Ever Told Me [Pic] [Rate Link] - Words of wisdom.
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