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Date: 02/23/13 01:59 PM

16 Responses to 9 Things No One Ever Told Me [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    Link: 9 Things No One Ever Told Me - Words of wisdom.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2873 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    that last one makes me feel better.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    All very true, apart from the masturbation bit,
    which I guess you will never know!!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    I do not believe that anyone, anywhere, has ever masturbated to me...I`m not particularly attractive, not even to gay dudes who like big fat hairy guys like me.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    Yeah! I`m a mammal.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    mammals unite!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    people masturbating about you? kind of gross and creepy, not that flattering at all.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:58 pm
    Got the glands to prove it! Now let me sleep 5 more minutes.
    * pulls covers over head.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    I actually know, for a fact, that people have masturbated about me. Pictures are involved and a shameless male best friend. lol
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm
    Got the glands to prove it!
    @sutra46: PICTURES! Or GTFO! ;-)

    @Ani187: Based only on your "boobeh tattoo" I find that story highly believable... :-)

    I`d join @LandoGriffin in the "no one would EVER..." catagory, but I`ve had a couple of "kooky" girlfriends who may well just have done so... other than that? Nope, never going to happen.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 9:35 pm
    My mom used to tell me not to go out without clean underwear in case I was in a wreck. I always figured that if I was ever in a wreck that was so bad that someone else was going to have to take my pants off, I would almost certainly have shat myself, so what would be the point of clean underwear?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 9:38 pm
    @Ani187 Alright, you have piqued my curiosity. Now you gotta post the pictures!
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    Katy526 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 12:45 am
    LandoGriffin: I am a girl. And I am masturbating to you right now.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 7:58 am

    All this talk about masturbation....

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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 1:09 pm
    hah i love it!

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