21 Reasons Not To Date This Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

And they all go "meow". I"m not even going to start on the atrocious name spellings. Crazy cat lady anyone?
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Male 1,590
Fun Fact: Dexter Morgan also drives an Escape.
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Male 7,123
Maybe they are her kills. Like fighter pilots.
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Male 5,617
Me: "HAAA-FOO!!! I have tell yo- CHOO!!! I have to te- CHOO-HOO!!! We need to ta- CHOOOO!!!!"
Her: "I understand..." *walks out quietly*
Me: "GOD-DAMMIT!!!" *on knees, red-eyed* "CHOOOOOOO!!!"
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Male 459
I`m glad for the paw print stickers, otherwise the bumper sticker would`ve made no sense to me.
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Male 83
Her husband has 21 problems and they`re all b*tches.
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Male 13,624
And the ride she is using is trying to tell
those cats something ``Escape``
while you can
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Female 1,467
Eh, just a cat rescuer. Those are probably all the cats she was able to rescue and give to a new home. If not at least eight are outside stray or ferals, two are other people`s cats she has renamed, maybe six are abandoned cats she has taken in, two she picked up from the shelter, and the rest are rescues that either found her or she found while out and about. Could also be a breeder but a breeder would most likely have a sticker of their breed.

Well yes, yes I do, what gave it away that I like to make elaborate back stories for people I have never met based on one or two facts in their life.
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Female 4,447
...let`s hope she continues to refrain from procreating, for the sake of the children. All those "quirky" spellings would make for one pissed off group of kids.
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Male 2,675
18 names beginning with "C" or "K" is a bit much.
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Female 87
Everyone should name their cats after Chinese take-out menu dishes.
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Female 6,381
Having five name end in "eigh" would be enough to warn me off this person, even if I did date women.
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Female 1,478
McThstlpnts, I`ve always seen dog prints as having a little mark above each pad, standing for the claw that dogs can`t retract.

On another note, I have cat paw print license plate frames, front seat covers, and wheel cover, but I`ve only ever had ONE cat at a time, lol. I just like cats, that`s all. Besides, it`s my first car, and it gets a theme, damnit.
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Female 4,086
@McThstlpnts.
you obviously don`t have min pins. we`ve got one and believe me, Lily`s more than we can handle!
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Male 1,950
And yet, every Friday she spends alone, she eats Chinese food.
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Female 7,866
what is wrong with calling a cat Tiger, or Mittens ? Or any other sensible cat names. people who give things stupid names should be drowned. Slowly. In public.
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Female 2,602
I`m totally going to do this to my car to deter those horny young scroats that try to get your attention at traffic lights.
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Female 1,540
How do we *know* that those are cats? They look like puppy prints AND Min-Pins have "triangle" shaped ears...just saying. Either way...too many!
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Male 4,431
5Cats: Ah! I didn`t see the lady on the bumper sticker. I was in awe of the spelling of all of the names. Thanks! :-)
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Male 8,123
I hope she is 70 and that is in memoriam of a lifetime worth of cats like what Mexicans put on the back of their cars. Otherwise her house must smell TERRIBLE.
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Male 37,675
Even I`d avoid THAT one! Yeesh!

@SmagBoy1: That bumpersticker?
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Male 7,775
Nothing wrong with those spellings if you`re african american.
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Male 38,455

On Vulcan, all babies have triangle shaped ears.

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Male 4,431
How do we *know* the driver/their owner is a woman? Hmmmm? ;-)
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Male 815
They`re almost all people-names too... That is a red-banner, if I`ve ever seen one!
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Female 519
That one golden moment.. where they all get along.
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Male 17,512
Apparently she likes names that start with C or K as well.
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Male 1,497
DRIVE AWAY!
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Male 3,745
well poo.
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Male 2,159
Those are the names of the Kitties she ran over!
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Male 1,803
Fark me.
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Male 179
they could just be notches for one`s she`s hit in that truck
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Female 519
I resemble that statement. :P
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Female 8,044
Link: 21 Reasons Not To Date This Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - And they all go `meow`. I`m not even going to start on the atrocious name spellings. Crazy cat lady anyone?
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