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Date: 02/12/13 10:13 AM

33 Responses to 21 Reasons Not To Date This Girl [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:17 am
    Link: 21 Reasons Not To Date This Girl - And they all go `meow`. I`m not even going to start on the atrocious name spellings. Crazy cat lady anyone?
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:19 am
    I resemble that statement. :P
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:19 am
    they could just be notches for one`s she`s hit in that truck
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:19 am
    Fark me.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2105 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:25 am
    Those are the names of the Kitties she ran over!
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:25 am
    well poo.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:27 am
    DRIVE AWAY!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:27 am
    Apparently she likes names that start with C or K as well.
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:30 am
    That one golden moment.. where they all get along.
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:33 am
    They`re almost all people-names too... That is a red-banner, if I`ve ever seen one!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:40 am
    How do we *know* the driver/their owner is a woman? Hmmmm? ;-)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:45 am

    On Vulcan, all babies have triangle shaped ears.

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:03 am
    Nothing wrong with those spellings if you`re african american.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:08 am
    Even I`d avoid THAT one! Yeesh!

    @SmagBoy1: That bumpersticker?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6190 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:08 am
    I hope she is 70 and that is in memoriam of a lifetime worth of cats like what Mexicans put on the back of their cars. Otherwise her house must smell TERRIBLE.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:26 am
    5Cats: Ah! I didn`t see the lady on the bumper sticker. I was in awe of the spelling of all of the names. Thanks! :-)
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:30 am
    How do we *know* that those are cats? They look like puppy prints AND Min-Pins have "triangle" shaped ears...just saying. Either way...too many!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:45 am
    I`m totally going to do this to my car to deter those horny young scroats that try to get your attention at traffic lights.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:58 am
    what is wrong with calling a cat Tiger, or Mittens ? Or any other sensible cat names. people who give things stupid names should be drowned. Slowly. In public.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:05 pm
    And yet, every Friday she spends alone, she eats Chinese food.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    @McThstlpnts.
    you obviously don`t have min pins. we`ve got one and believe me, Lily`s more than we can handle!
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    McThstlpnts, I`ve always seen dog prints as having a little mark above each pad, standing for the claw that dogs can`t retract.

    On another note, I have cat paw print license plate frames, front seat covers, and wheel cover, but I`ve only ever had ONE cat at a time, lol. I just like cats, that`s all. Besides, it`s my first car, and it gets a theme, damnit.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    Having five name end in "eigh" would be enough to warn me off this person, even if I did date women.
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    TuckFarted Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    Everyone should name their cats after Chinese take-out menu dishes.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    18 names beginning with "C" or "K" is a bit much.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    ...let`s hope she continues to refrain from procreating, for the sake of the children. All those "quirky" spellings would make for one pissed off group of kids.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 8:50 pm
    Eh, just a cat rescuer. Those are probably all the cats she was able to rescue and give to a new home. If not at least eight are outside stray or ferals, two are other people`s cats she has renamed, maybe six are abandoned cats she has taken in, two she picked up from the shelter, and the rest are rescues that either found her or she found while out and about. Could also be a breeder but a breeder would most likely have a sticker of their breed.

    Well yes, yes I do, what gave it away that I like to make elaborate back stories for people I have never met based on one or two facts in their life.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:05 am
    And the ride she is using is trying to tell
    those cats something ``Escape``
    while you can
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    ScottO198 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 2:41 am
    Her husband has 21 problems and they`re all b*tches.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 3:48 am
    I`m glad for the paw print stickers, otherwise the bumper sticker would`ve made no sense to me.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 10:55 am
    Me: "HAAA-FOO!!! I have tell yo- CHOO!!! I have to te- CHOO-HOO!!! We need to ta- CHOOOO!!!!"
    Her: "I understand..." *walks out quietly*
    Me: "GOD-DAMMIT!!!" *on knees, red-eyed* "CHOOOOOOO!!!"
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6662 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 11:06 am
    Maybe they are her kills. Like fighter pilots.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    Fun Fact: Dexter Morgan also drives an Escape.

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