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Date: 01/10/13 11:53 AM

16 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 11:56 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself... - There`s gotta be a way to test this theory.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 12:19 pm
    depending on which part you decide to cut off first and how long you take to eat yourself, you will be 0-60% poo and then you die.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 12:44 pm
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    Conservation of matter rule says your weight (mass) would stay exactly the same. Although, you`d have to count any stuff you spilled on the floor and anything you lost to the air in the effort.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 2:01 pm
    "you will be 0-60% poo and then you die."

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33139 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 3:58 pm
    If you could regerate really, VERY fast? You`d still die eventually since the energy required to chew & digest wouldn`t be replaced.

    It`s like a vampire sucking his/her own blood, eh?
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:26 pm
    to test, you could weigh yourself, masterbate into your hand, eat the spoof then weigh yourself again
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    ...then weigh yourself again..
    You`d weigh less depending on how hard and long you tried (perspiration vapor.)
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 7:40 pm
    you cant eat your own mouth and eating your anus would make it impossible to poop yourself, therefore you cant eat yourself
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Assuming this was possible, you would turn out slightly smaller:
    For every 1 unit of mass of yourself that you eat, you ingest an additional 1 unit of mass while losing the same amount. This should result in equilibrium and no change, but the process is not not 100% efficient, so your resulting mass would be slightly less.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 10, 2013 at 11:06 pm
    If I could eat myself, I`d never have gotten married.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    January 11, 2013 at 12:55 am
    Twat nuff said
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    curiousboy Male 50-59
    94 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 5:56 am
    U would weight half because when U ate the first half U die.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 6:10 am
    you would remain the same weight regardless because matter cant not be destoryed and you are only displacing matter when you eat it. so if you ate yourself you are not moving after away or towards you and will remain the same weight.
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:17 am
    @Kaagan but if you chew your finger off and digest it then is it still part of you or just the contents of your stomach (that can be deducted from your actual weight)?
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    WhoSaidWhat Male 30-39
    320 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 6:02 pm
    Yeah, you weigh the same. Until you take a dump, that is.

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