Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

There"s gotta be a way to test this theory.
There are 16 comments:
Male 1,798
Yeah, you weigh the same. Until you take a dump, that is.
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Male 505
@Kaagan but if you chew your finger off and digest it then is it still part of you or just the contents of your stomach (that can be deducted from your actual weight)?
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Male 1,627
you would remain the same weight regardless because matter cant not be destoryed and you are only displacing matter when you eat it. so if you ate yourself you are not moving after away or towards you and will remain the same weight.
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Male 96
U would weight half because when U ate the first half U die.
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Male 13,630
Twat nuff said
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Male 15,832
If I could eat myself, I`d never have gotten married.
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Male 600
Assuming this was possible, you would turn out slightly smaller:
For every 1 unit of mass of yourself that you eat, you ingest an additional 1 unit of mass while losing the same amount. This should result in equilibrium and no change, but the process is not not 100% efficient, so your resulting mass would be slightly less.
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Male 2,855
you cant eat your own mouth and eating your anus would make it impossible to poop yourself, therefore you cant eat yourself
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Male 5,626
[quote]...then weigh yourself again..[/quote]
You`d weigh less depending on how hard and long you tried (perspiration vapor.)
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Male 1,197
to test, you could weigh yourself, masterbate into your hand, eat the spoof then weigh yourself again
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Male 40,751
If you could regerate really, VERY fast? You`d still die eventually since the energy required to chew & digest wouldn`t be replaced.

It`s like a vampire sucking his/her own blood, eh?
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Male 2,332
"you will be 0-60% poo and then you die."

Church.
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Female 1,803
Conservation of matter rule says your weight (mass) would stay exactly the same. Although, you`d have to count any stuff you spilled on the floor and anything you lost to the air in the effort.
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Male 500
woah.
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Male 642
depending on which part you decide to cut off first and how long you take to eat yourself, you will be 0-60% poo and then you die.
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Male 20,909
Link: Yahoo Answers!: If I Ate Myself... [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s gotta be a way to test this theory.
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