Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines Of All Time

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

"I don"t play guitar, but I sure would like to pluck your g-string." How did that one not work?
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Female 2,026
aww hes cute. yeh wish they shown some of the reactions
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Female 1,467
Only one I liked at 2:56 number 39 transcribed below:

/clears throat. "C`mon. Let`s Hurry this up. Uh, excuse me. `Cuse me, hi. Come on let`s do this."
/sigh of exasperation

"I`m reading my book and I just want to be left alone."

"Well I`m sorry, but it`s not gonna suck itself."
/ta-da

/silence and glare
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Female 1,467
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want." "Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
-Jareth the keeper of David Bowie`s Area
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Male 162
Why do they cut off most of the reactions? I would bet some of the women were actually interested, just from the guts it took!
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Male 1,216
Most are pretty poo, but there are some really funny ones there.
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Male 40,752
"If you show me your grotesque wound I`ll show you mine..."

Not bothering to watch this, but thought I`d add my $0.02...
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Male 20,911
Link: Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines Of All Time [Rate Link] - `I don`t play guitar, but I sure would like to pluck your g-string.` How did that one not work?
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