Wolverine To The Rescue?!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

Buried in snow, would you want to be rescued by a tenacious wolverine? We aren"t talking about the Xmen character either
There are 18 comments:
Male 754
What was that? Sponsored by Disney? How about, Wolverine makes a hole big enough to get in, then screaming and snarling ensues. Wolverine has to enlarge hole to leave due to ingestion of human. Wolverine turns to camera and burps. Wolverine exits any way it likes.
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Male 202
Wolverines are total badasses! But would you expect any less from a 40lbs animal that can kill bears and moose?
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Male 85
yeah, lets put a Wolverine in its natural environment and make him think he is getting a dinner.... then he eats your face and you ask why?
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Male 4,893

Wolverines are not pets! They belong in their natural environment...killing commies.
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Male 13,624
Awesome
real awesome
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Male 14,773
I would laugh if a wild wolverine found him first.

Nom
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Male 12,138
That was f*cking awesome.
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Male 616
It would have been better if it was a grizzly bear.
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Male 15,832
"Thanks guy! You saved me. Yeah, that`s a good bARRRGH! NO! STOP! HE`S EATING MY FACE! SHOOT HIM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM!"
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Female 59
Wolverines are real mean animals.

There is no way in the wild this guy wouldn`t be dead.

Tho now, I can`t stop thinking how completely irresponsible, dangerous, yet badass it would be to have a pet wolverine...
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Male 1,243
if this was discovery for wolverines, the story would have went something like "joe goes hunting. He happens upon a deep pile of snow with something rustling underneath. "food!" he says "now my family will have something to eat in the cold winter" Joe digs and digs and reaches in, "a snake," he remarks, and bites it and tries to yank it out, thinking of all the suppers this tasty snake will make, "a very long snake!". Then a human pops out. He tries to eat him but he`s wearing to much armour. Dismayed about the greater opponent who could easly eat him right now, Joe leaves to find a better meal
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Male 1,252
hmm..so ifi am lost in the woods and starving..I need only bury myself in a layer of snow and my next meal will come find me....ingenious.
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Male 1,048
I know what I`m asking for my next chrismabirthday! Rescue Wolverine baby
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Female 6,381
Ah shore ain`t seed nuttin` like that afore. (What? My computer is stuck on American spelling or something...)
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Male 1,558
Then he ate the guy
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Male 11,740
So it dug him out and didn`t rip out his throat? What a letdown.
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Male 1,268
Weren`t St. Bernard`s pretty much bred entirely to do this job?
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Female 8,044
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