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Date: 01/07/13 04:36 PM

19 Responses to Wolverine To The Rescue?!

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm
    Link: Wolverine To The Rescue?! - Buried in snow, would you want to be rescued by a tenacious wolverine? We aren`t talking about the Xmen character either
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm
    Weren`t St. Bernard`s pretty much bred entirely to do this job?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    So it dug him out and didn`t rip out his throat? What a letdown.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    January 7, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Then he ate the guy
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 7:30 pm
    Ah shore ain`t seed nuttin` like that afore. (What? My computer is stuck on American spelling or something...)
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 8:19 pm
    I know what I`m asking for my next chrismabirthday! Rescue Wolverine baby
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2013 at 8:39 pm ifi am lost in the woods and starving..I need only bury myself in a layer of snow and my next meal will come find me....ingenious.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 9:16 pm
    if this was discovery for wolverines, the story would have went something like "joe goes hunting. He happens upon a deep pile of snow with something rustling underneath. "food!" he says "now my family will have something to eat in the cold winter" Joe digs and digs and reaches in, "a snake," he remarks, and bites it and tries to yank it out, thinking of all the suppers this tasty snake will make, "a very long snake!". Then a human pops out. He tries to eat him but he`s wearing to much armour. Dismayed about the greater opponent who could easly eat him right now, Joe leaves to find a better meal
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    Hylia Female 30-39
    59 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    Wolverines are real mean animals.

    There is no way in the wild this guy wouldn`t be dead.

    Tho now, I can`t stop thinking how completely irresponsible, dangerous, yet badass it would be to have a pet wolverine...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 9:52 pm
    "Thanks guy! You saved me. Yeah, that`s a good bARRRGH! NO! STOP! HE`S EATING MY FACE! SHOOT HIM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM!"
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 10:33 pm
    It would have been better if it was a grizzly bear.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 11:34 pm
    That was f*cking awesome.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 11:42 pm
    I would laugh if a wild wolverine found him first.

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 12:53 am
    real awesome
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 1:12 am

    Wolverines are not pets! They belong in their natural environment...killing commies.
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    FartCommandr Male 30-39
    85 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 9:15 am
    yeah, lets put a Wolverine in its natural environment and make him think he is getting a dinner.... then he eats your face and you ask why?
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    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 10:13 am
    Wolverines are total badasses! But would you expect any less from a 40lbs animal that can kill bears and moose?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2383 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 11:20 am
    I`d rather die by wolverine than by monkey.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    What was that? Sponsored by Disney? How about, Wolverine makes a hole big enough to get in, then screaming and snarling ensues. Wolverine has to enlarge hole to leave due to ingestion of human. Wolverine turns to camera and burps. Wolverine exits any way it likes.

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