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Date: 01/04/13 02:44 PM

14 Responses to Water Bottle Drug Stash

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    Link: Water Bottle Drug Stash - Caught in airport customs. Totally awesome or totally stupid depending which side you are on.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    Did it not occur to them it wouldn`t make it through because of the 100ml limit on fluids?
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:23 pm
    Wouldn`t work at all in America. They don`t allow water bottles past security any more.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    Brilliant, but you can`t bring water bottles past security.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7069 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:49 pm
    Obviously stupid, because carrying stuff through customs is for the desperate or stupid. That`s on the stupid side.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    Considering he got caught, totally stupid is pretty much a given.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 8:41 pm
    Impressively inventive. Amazingly stupid attempted use.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 9:48 pm
    But it`s a GREAT way to sneak corporate secrets out of the office! ...I mean I BET it`s a great way... *looks nervously over shoulder*
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    Guy rides up to US Customs on a bike one day. He`s got two big sand bags slung over the rack.
    "What`s in the bags?" asks Customs agent.
    "Uh-huh. Pull over there!" The agent goes thru the bags with a sifter, can`t find a thing in what looks like plain sand. Reluctantly, he lets him go.
    Next week, the same scenario, word for word, goes down. And then the next week, and the next. The Customs agent is going nuts. After going thru 20 bags, he starts waving the guy thru.
    A few years later, the agent finally retires, and is surprised to meet the cyclist in a bar one day. He buys him a drink, and says "C`mon, you can tell me. What were you smuggling all those years?"

    Thank-you; I`ll be here all week. 8-)
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    January 5, 2013 at 1:51 am
    @carmium, baddum-tishhhh
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 5, 2013 at 2:24 am
    Great trick, but it can`t fool the xray.
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    January 5, 2013 at 5:43 am
    Every airport that I`ve been thru won`t let you past the security check point with a water bottle.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 5, 2013 at 1:25 pm
    I`ve always found it easy to get through customs with weed when coming back from Amsterdam....usually by having large quantities of it in my blood stream before arriving at the airport.

    I have brought small quantities back a couple of times in smoke packets and really obvious places...whether they didn`t find it in my hand luggage or just weren`t interested in the odd gram of skunk I`ll never know.

    And in Europe it`s pretty easy to cross borders with it if you`ve bought it in Amsterdam because the first you notice you`ve actually crossed a border is as a sign saying `welcome to ....` whizzes past the car window - there are very rarely any police or customs presence at them.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2873 posts
    January 6, 2013 at 9:29 am
    my friends mother wasnt allowed on a flight because she was trying to bring a bottle of water on board for her pregnant daughter.

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