The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 21    Average: 4/5]
21 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 8424
Rating: 4
Category: Tech
Date: 01/14/13 09:56 AM

21 Responses to Useless Machine: Advanced Edition

  1. Profile photo of thenedman
    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 9:57 am
    Link: Useless Machine: Advanced Edition - You just can`t beat the sorcery of this machine.
  2. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 10:10 am
    lmao! that machine is awesome. GIMME!
  3. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 10:13 am



    Must have that device! Lolz!
  4. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 11:06 am
    What if the person flicks the switch, and flicks it back before the machine can flick it?
  5. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 11:19 am
    Useless ... but cool.
  6. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 11:24 am
    This is definitely a metaphor for something, but I`m too tired to think what!
  7. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 12:13 pm
    I kept waiting for it to get frustrated and slap his fingers >^.^<
  8. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    way cooler then the sonic movie post!
  9. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 1:05 pm
    I dunno... Technically it`s more advanced but I prefer the simplicity of the original.
  10. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 1:10 pm
    I could play it with all day.
  11. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    Useless? That`s awesome! :D

    Probably a predecessor to the kitty bank
  12. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 6:22 pm
    Ah! A mechanical metaphor for engaging in debate on I-A-B. =^.^=
  13. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 7:35 pm
    yes thats excellent!!!
  14. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 8:57 pm
    This reminds me of a bank I had as a kid: Black plastic box, with a little cradle for a coin on top. Put a coin on it and lots of whirring ensued, a hatch opened, a little blue hand came slowly out and gripped the coin, then zipped back in with the coin and the lid slammed shut. Great money maker `cause the adults thought it was a howl.
  15. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale - Funny, love it.
  16. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 14, 2013 at 11:46 pm
    Thats a mechanical version of life
    I want - NO
    I need - No
  17. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    January 15, 2013 at 1:10 am
    Bargain-basement useless machine; cheap but effective.
    At the de-luxe end of the shop you will find this:


    Top dollar useless machine
  18. Profile photo of papajon0s1
    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    579 posts
    January 15, 2013 at 7:12 am
    That`s awesome.
  19. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    January 15, 2013 at 9:35 am
    Like wack-a-mole only in reverse.
  20. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    January 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale - Soooo totally correct. I feel all warm and at peace now.
  21. Profile photo of Anshin
    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    January 16, 2013 at 5:14 am
    I would be entertained by this. By trying to flip as many switches til it missed one & shut down. Breaking it`s spirit.

Leave a Reply