Useless Machine: Advanced Edition

Submitted by: thenedman 4 years ago in Tech

You just can"t beat the sorcery of this machine.
There are 21 comments:
Female 127
I would be entertained by this. By trying to flip as many switches til it missed one & shut down. Breaking it`s spirit.
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Male 7,774
@Squrlz4Sale - Soooo totally correct. I feel all warm and at peace now.
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Male 2,694
Like wack-a-mole only in reverse.
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Male 579
That`s awesome.
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Male 5,872
Bargain-basement useless machine; cheap but effective.
At the de-luxe end of the shop you will find this:


Top dollar useless machine
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Male 13,630
Thats a mechanical version of life
I want - NO
I need - No
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Female 519
@Squrlz4Sale - Funny, love it.
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Female 6,381
This reminds me of a bank I had as a kid: Black plastic box, with a little cradle for a coin on top. Put a coin on it and lots of whirring ensued, a hatch opened, a little blue hand came slowly out and gripped the coin, then zipped back in with the coin and the lid slammed shut. Great money maker `cause the adults thought it was a howl.
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Male 1,243
yes thats excellent!!!
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Male 6,227
Ah! A mechanical metaphor for engaging in debate on I-A-B. =^.^=
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Male 2,675
Useless? That`s awesome! :D

Probably a predecessor to the kitty bank
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Male 1,071
I could play it with all day.
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Male 904
I dunno... Technically it`s more advanced but I prefer the simplicity of the original.
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Male 4,235
way cooler then the sonic movie post!
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Female 1,539
I kept waiting for it to get frustrated and slap his fingers >^.^<
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Male 670
This is definitely a metaphor for something, but I`m too tired to think what!
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Male 1,243
Useless ... but cool.
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Male 3,646
What if the person flicks the switch, and flicks it back before the machine can flick it?
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Male 40,734



Must have that device! Lolz!
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Male 550
lmao! that machine is awesome. GIMME!
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Male 315
Link: Useless Machine: Advanced Edition [Rate Link] - You just can`t beat the sorcery of this machine.
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