Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

It"s simple. If you"re pregnant, just have your baby, stupid.
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Male 5,626
emmettyville , I`m fairly certain that already exists...
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Male 441
Instant weight loss? Right. Must have used a machete.
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Male 1,625
[quote]You`re trollin`, right?[/quote]

how am I trolling? its US weekly, but everyone says "us weekly." the magazine isn`t about "us" its about US celebrities.

like I said, its like saying "gak" for GQ, its stupid
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Male 15,261
Bethenny looks like she`s winning, though.
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Male 183
I don`t know, earplay, darkmagic14n is a youngster and might actually be serious.
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Male 62
@ emmettyville

"what the vjj`s and the boobs are actually for"? Have you never enjoyed a man (or a woman, if that`s your cup of tea) employing your vjj and/or boobs for other purposes? Surely they can be "for" more than one thing... And I think in most cases you need a man to do what he thinks they`re for before a baby enters into the equation. Well, unless you want to get frisky with a turkey baster.

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Male 13,630
@ Gerry1of1
think it was half an hour there bro
and for the record who the feck is it?
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Female 4,408
there should be a new magazine "full frontal woman giving birth magazine" wtf not? lets show the fellas what the vjj`s and the boobs are actually for!
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Male 121
@darkmagic14n You`re trollin`, right?
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Male 1,625
I think what bothers me most about that magazine is people call is "Us" weekly instead of "U-S" weekly. its like calling our country "Oosah", or calling GQ, "gak"
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Male 3,060
I`m being dead serious when I say, "Who is that?" Seriously, I have no clue.
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Male 39,900

Whiners!
Heidi Klum gave birth and was doing a swimsuit ad practically 3 hours later!
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Female 2,691
Seriously, does anyone ever buy that magazine? It`s the sort of thing I grab for desperately, when the old lady ahead of me can`t figure out the whole pay for your groceries thing. `

When she finally digs out her checkbook (!) and struggles her way through the whole complicated writing and signing thing, I flip the mag back on the rack, and go straight to the National Enquirer.

Then I go home and drink. Such is the life of the happy housewife.
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Male 3,894
Alright, so the pregnancy picture was a bit much but even after losing the fat deposits you stored up while pregnant is no laughing matter.
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Male 14,331
When you`re a money guzzling whore you don`t need to eat!!
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Male 5,004
That`s a quick way to loose 9 ugly pounds.
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Male 1,497
Advice from the un-hot one... ok.. sure.
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Male 3,908
The only people who read that magazine are soccer moms & housewives while they`re waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store.
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Female 1,539
@SminkyPinky The Breastfeeding thing. .false with my first. Completely true with my second ;-)
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Female 233
@sparki1980 yeah. the breastfeeding thing? complete tripe.
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Male 1,216
That magazine seems like utter filth.
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Male 329
Sounds stupid at first, until you realize that the baby weight is probably only 20lbs. Then again, breast feeding they say burns hundreds of calories while you just sit on your ass, so...
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Male 39,900

"No Retouching"
I wouldn`t want to touch her even once!
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Male 20,903
Link: Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s simple. If you`re pregnant, just have your baby, stupid.
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