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Date: 01/02/13 11:36 AM

25 Responses to Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 11:38 am
    Link: Us Magazine Reveals Instant Weight Loss Tip - It`s simple. If you`re pregnant, just have your baby, stupid.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 11:46 am

    "No Retouching"
    I wouldn`t want to touch her even once!
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
    Sounds stupid at first, until you realize that the baby weight is probably only 20lbs. Then again, breast feeding they say burns hundreds of calories while you just sit on your ass, so...
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 11:56 am
    That magazine seems like utter filth.
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 12:20 pm
    @sparki1980 yeah. the breastfeeding thing? complete tripe.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    @SminkyPinky The Breastfeeding thing. .false with my first. Completely true with my second ;-)
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2379 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 12:46 pm
    Americans are that dumb. Why can`t the ban stupidity?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 12:52 pm
    The only people who read that magazine are soccer moms & housewives while they`re waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    Advice from the un-hot one... ok.. sure.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3919 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm
    That`s a quick way to loose 9 ugly pounds.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    When you`re a money guzzling whore you don`t need to eat!!
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 2:10 pm
    Alright, so the pregnancy picture was a bit much but even after losing the fat deposits you stored up while pregnant is no laughing matter.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 2:49 pm
    Seriously, does anyone ever buy that magazine? It`s the sort of thing I grab for desperately, when the old lady ahead of me can`t figure out the whole pay for your groceries thing. `

    When she finally digs out her checkbook (!) and struggles her way through the whole complicated writing and signing thing, I flip the mag back on the rack, and go straight to the National Enquirer.

    Then I go home and drink. Such is the life of the happy housewife.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Whiners!
    Heidi Klum gave birth and was doing a swimsuit ad practically 3 hours later!
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    I`m being dead serious when I say, "Who is that?" Seriously, I have no clue.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 5:12 pm
    I think what bothers me most about that magazine is people call is "Us" weekly instead of "U-S" weekly. its like calling our country "Oosah", or calling GQ, "gak"
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    earplay Male 60-69
    121 posts
    January 2, 2013 at 6:26 pm
    @darkmagic14n You`re trollin`, right?
  18. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 12:29 am
    there should be a new magazine "full frontal woman giving birth magazine" wtf not? lets show the fellas what the vjj`s and the boobs are actually for!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 1:04 am
    @ Gerry1of1
    think it was half an hour there bro
    and for the record who the feck is it?
  20. Profile photo of NOT_A_BEAR
    NOT_A_BEAR Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 1:10 am
    @ emmettyville

    "what the vjj`s and the boobs are actually for"? Have you never enjoyed a man (or a woman, if that`s your cup of tea) employing your vjj and/or boobs for other purposes? Surely they can be "for" more than one thing... And I think in most cases you need a man to do what he thinks they`re for before a baby enters into the equation. Well, unless you want to get frisky with a turkey baster.

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    bassman56 Male 50-59
    183 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:53 am
    I don`t know, earplay, darkmagic14n is a youngster and might actually be serious.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:21 am
    Bethenny looks like she`s winning, though.
  23. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:42 am
    You`re trollin`, right?

    how am I trolling? its US weekly, but everyone says "us weekly." the magazine isn`t about "us" its about US celebrities.

    like I said, its like saying "gak" for GQ, its stupid
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:25 am
    Instant weight loss? Right. Must have used a machete.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    emmettyville , I`m fairly certain that already exists...

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