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Date: 01/08/13 11:03 AM

9 Responses to They Told Me I Could Become Anything… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 11:10 am
    Link: They Told Me I Could Become Anything... - So I became a Level 9000 master fapper.
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 11:23 am
    what the actual f*ck?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 11:27 am
    He wishes. Everyone knows Jergens gives a superior fap.
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 11:30 am
    hahah
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    dolphin??
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 2:43 pm
    Olive oil works a lot better, and tastes good.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 5:44 am
    Maybe one of his parents helped create Nivea lotion, or he did it on a dare.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 6:21 am
    What`s up with yanks and lube while masturbating?

    Edit: Ohh, I see, no foreskins.
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    USAF27 Male 40-49
    96 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 6:36 am
    @Tiredofnicks...I guess that Fromunda Cheese makes a good lube for you

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