The Top 5 Sexy Things Girls Do... [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago


...THAT AREN"T SEXY.
There are 36 comments:
Male 2,859
1. Duck Face. Yeh, pretty bad.
2. Dramatic Eye Makeup. As a kid of the 80s, I still find this hot if done right. If.
3. Stuff on the Lips. Not sure, depends.
4. Playing with Hair. Yup, this is hot. Just dont overdo it.
5. Posing. What? Surely everyone poses for photos. Thats the point.
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Female 1,324
The whole twirling the hair thing isn`t always true. I`d do it when I was bored mostly, and it`s definitely not hard to stop... I never had the urge to pull my hair out when I was twirling it o-o the rest kinda yeah, but notice "smokey eye gone wrong" so dramatic is ok when it`s done right.
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Male 37,888

MacG, cute photo, for second I thought you were gonna get banned.
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Female 2,602
Oh, chaps on t`internet,
I fear your minds aren`t sound.
40% want to fck you,
40% want to kill you.
Most of the rest want to fck then kill you,
a small minority the other way round.
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Male 674
ferdy...I love the guff.
She said she`d call me 647 725 6407
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Male 511
"Many men claim to like the "natural look". What most of them don`t realise is how much effort goes into looking that `natural`. And if they really did prefer it so much, how many of them do you think would extend their preference to hairy armpits and legs?"

Mine does. But I am apparently considered a deviant for liking women that don`t shave or wear makeup.
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Male 511
100% opinion, all of it. Though I have to agree with #1.

#3 is mislabeled. It should be more like "stuff you put in your mouth".

#5 I assume they mean posing when you`re NOT posing for a picture. I used to know a girl that did that when she was around a guy she was interested in.(yea, wasn`t me.) It was the most unnatural and awkward thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 13,624
r66tramp
You leave our guffin alone!!
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Male 3,894
No good.
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Male 674
Guffin Muffin still sounds nice to me.
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Male 674
Guffin...says `you changed your comment from the one...`
I have learned a trick. Post one thing`flash style` then tear it down and post something else, or delete. It is my new "Combat Style Provoke". I hope you like it...it is the interweb afterall? We can do whatever WE want?
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Female 2
I actually had to share this on my facebook cause I have friends who do this stupid stuff... In real life, gross.
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Female 2,602

[quote]guffin...looks like two guys with little hair..ear to ear...one pierced.[/quote]

Oh, really? You don`t say. That must be why you changed your comment from the one you posted earlier describing what you`d like to do to the object in that photo, then.
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Male 674
guffin...looks like two guys with little hair..ear to ear...one pierced.
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Male 1,048
Damn try hards
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Male 2,542
@MacGuffin

an `i [h]ear` you joke.

i get it!
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Female 2,602

OK, Gerry, this is just for you since you`re bored. Although the other chaps are going to think it`s for them initially.

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Male 14,330
And human pin cushion that`s not sexy!
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Male 14,330
NEED...MORE...POSTS... Gerry won`t...get...off...prince gingers balls!! :-p
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Female 7,832
Playing with hair ends up with short hair- it breaks! Mine is now clipped up on top 24/7 and for the first time ever I have long hair- I thought it did not grow too well. Nope- I just fiddle.... no make up `cause, you know, I fiddle, get me all dolled up and I look like Alice Cooper within two hours....
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Male 3,842
Last time this happened, we declared Open Forum.

BTW, I really like the selections of Midnight Movies the last several weeks, great choices, some I never saw (Gummo) but always meant to (Fire and Ice - disappointed at the blatant sexism) or didn`t remember how great they were (Re-Animator), and still others I didn`t remember because I`d never seen them sober (Pineapple Express - it was still pretty funny without chemical enhancement but it really made me want to smoke)

On that note, did anyone who likes stoner movies (like me) see the movie "Your Highness" with Danny McBride? I was going to but the reviews on Netflix said it was horrible and not funny.
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Male 36,335
@MacGuffin: It`s true, subtle make-up is OK. If you can hardly notice it? It`s close enough to "natural" for most.
My ex-wife rarely wore a single speck of make-up, she was beautiful! At least I thought so, lolz!



#5 Is SO WRONG! The "catgirl" pose is just too adorable!
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Male 37,888

It`s 12:30 in the afternoon GM-8 and this post is all we`ve got?
Fancy, have you gone part time since jdog left?
I can only pick on McGovern so much and then I`m bored again.
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Female 2,602

[quote]He`s right about the makeup thing, the rest is questionable.[/quote]

Many men claim to like the "natural look". What most of them don`t realise is how much effort goes into looking that `natural`. And if they really did prefer it so much, how many of them do you think would extend their preference to hairy armpits and legs? The amount of times I`ve had the following conversation defies belief:

"You look really good without makeup. It`s good to see a natural woman."

"So, let me get this right, you think my eyelids are *naturally* dark brown, even though I`m Nordic white-as-can-be caucasian?"


`subtle makeup` =/= `natural`

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Male 3,445
I don`t care if a girl is playing with her hair because she`s nervous. It`s still cute and feminine.
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Female 4,349
END DUCKFACE NOW
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Male 674
Another title could be, "I will never get laid because..."
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Male 4,283
This should have been a list of three things. The last two makes the person sound like an idiot.
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Male 1,216
He`s right about the makeup thing, the rest is questionable.
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Female 2,602
This list might have been better entitled "5 reasons I am gay", by some bloke.
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Male 1,063
I bet some ugly, fat, jealous chick wrote this.
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Male 674
A lady can`t play with her hair because it is not sexy. Who wrote that? Speak for yourself A-hole.
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Male 1,243
What a crock!
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Female 167
Guys really need to get over the duck face thing.....I`m sick of all the complaining. If you don`t like the duckface then don`t do it in your pictures....stop caring so much about how people pose in their own dang pictures!
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Male 907
First three aren`t sexy. The last two are.
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Male 19,838
Link: The Top 5 Sexy Things Girls Do... [Pic+] [Rate Link] - ...THAT AREN`T SEXY.
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