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Date: 01/29/13 08:00 PM

12 Responses to The Naked Masturbating Burglar

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    Link: The Naked Masturbating Burglar - Yes it happened in Florida. Link in credits.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2347 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 8:23 pm
    mug shot? wheres the cum shot?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:28 pm
    see? thats why you need guns.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 11:42 pm
    see? thats why you need guns.
    No. This is why you need to avoid Florida altogether.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 3:53 am
    That`s one mug shot I don`t wanna see
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 4:27 am
    Is that what they mean by "turd burglar"?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 6:32 am

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    lolumad Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 7:43 am
    HOOT! HOOTING BURGLAR. I CAME HERE FOR POOP DAMNIT! ALL I GOT WAS HOOT
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    technophebe Male 30-39
    25 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 9:44 am
    "Wife shot three times but missed"

    So which is the better result, gun lovers:

    A) Untrained user panics and fires multiple uncontrolled shots?

    B) 21 year old man is killed because he needs mental healthcare?

    C) Avoid the question entirely and call me uneducated for questioning your beliefs?

    Answers on a postcard :)
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    viperjason Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 9:56 am
    @technophebe....either A or B is fine. You have the right to have a gun...but you also have to deal with the consequences. If you miss your target and hurt someone else, thats your fault. If you hit your target, you still have to deal with that consequence.

    Either way, it is your natural right to own a gun.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 12:43 pm

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    technophebe Male 30-39
    25 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    See this is why the US is so messed up. Spraying bullets around and killing innocents is fine, as long as you don`t interfere with my right to own property.

    The fact that the constitution was AMENDED some two hundred years ago to support the population`s right to keep a militia does not come even *close* to establishing gun ownership as a natural right, and no-one who has gone even slightly outside their comfort zone to read statistics and articles from the other side of the debate can honestly believe that guns save more lives than they destroy.

    Even a cursory bit of research makes it abundantly clear that these statistics about "half a million lives saved annually" and stuff like that: total bullwash, figures basically plucked out of the air to counter the very real and measurable costs of private gun ownership which run to tens of thousands of lives every year.

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