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Date: 01/23/13 12:10 PM

46 Responses to The Moment We All Knew John Lennon Was P-Whipped

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 12:11 pm
    Link: The Moment We All Knew John Lennon Was P-Whipped - Yoko was abomination. Look at Chuck Berry`s eyes! All of the hatred in the world with those eyes!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    LOL!!! Look at how she`s hitting that bongo bitch has no f**king rhythm whatsoever.
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    uberod Male 18-29
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    January 23, 2013 at 12:34 pm
    I love Bill Burr
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    I agree that Yoko Ono is pretentious and without talent; however, the well spoken and articulate gentleman that narrates` the video hopefully died of bleeding ulcers and asscancer.
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    jeremy562 Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 12:53 pm
    Capt Kang, you are crazy, that`s the best narration I`ve ever heard of anything... Morgan Freeman watch your ass!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    The narration was f*cking hilarious and spot on! The look on Chuck Berry`s face was priceless, hahaha! He should have went over to her and beat her to death with his guitar.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm
    Fantastic, Dewey.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:18 pm
    I gotta meme that face.
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    That was one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen in my life!
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    Should have busted his Gibson up side her head and the charged her for the damage.
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    syke22 Male 18-29
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    January 23, 2013 at 1:37 pm
    This video would have been entertaining without the narration but with it, it`s fantastic!
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
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    January 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    So true... sadly true. She was a great part in killing the beatles and killing John`s carreer.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
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    January 23, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    Leave Yoko alone! Muhahaha!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Brilliant naration.
    Sir David Attenborough couldn`t do it any better.
  15. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    @jeremy562- First off, the Beatles were an over rated group, though they had great marketers at their label. Secondly, the narrator is not only unable to articulate his point without resorting to pointlessly foul language and character assassination,his mindless, fanboy worship of the Beatles is sad. There were many musicians who produced better- though not necessarily as popular- music, than the Beatles.
    Yoko Ono was not an influence in breaking up the Beatles, the three of them(Who ever considers the mediocre drummer in these discussions, anyway?)had been squabbling for years, and were well on their way on different paths; McCartney wanted the catchy-and-mindless pop, Lennon wanted songs with deeper-yet-pretentious meaning and Harrison just wanted to contemplate his navel. Furthermore, their relevance was fairly short lived when compared to some bands that write and record music for 20 years or more.
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    botfly Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    The only reason Mark David Chapman is in jail is because he missed Yoko.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    There`s a station here that does a segment of Beatles songs every ... friggin ... day. They released so many freaking songs they were bound to have some hits. From the sample I`ve heard - 1 good one and 10 "whoTF decided to permanently record this?!?" They sound like the first take of a "hey, I`ve got an idea for a song!"
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    January 23, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    Seriously. go back to whatever f*cking hole you crawled out of. The "narrator" is Bill Burr... he`s a f*cking comedian. Who happens to use "foul" language. *gasp* maybe, i don`t know, jeff dunham is a little more your speed but i happen to think bill burr is pretty f*ckin funny. 2. your comments of "pretentiousness" are pretty f*cking ironic coming from someone who gets so highly offended by coarse language that he reduces the offender to a lesser status in terms of intellect and claims an inability to articulate... because of language? right. not pretentious at all. i`m pretty sure his point was quite clear. and funny BECAUSE of the language. clearly your sophistication is of a degree that is well above that of the rest of us lowly i-a-b-ers. ha. and your opinion of the beatles is laughable. music, for the most part is subjective, but the beatles legacy is not debatable. i say that as a lover of music, not as a "fanbo
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    cityincolour- I didn`t say I was offended- I said it was pointless.
    You illustrate the point(You made) of less intelligent people who can`t make a reasoned argument, or any argument at all, really, without using `coarse` language.
    The legacy- as you put it- of the Beatles is, in fact, debatable. Only closed minded sycophants would deny that.
    I made no claims to any greater intelligence or sophistication than any i-a-b`ers, and it`s your own insecurities that that cause you to take my comments as personally as you obviously have.
    As I do rub elbows with the common man- and in your case- the great unwashed, phuck off.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 6:36 pm
    Bill Burr hates crazy annoying mean persons. It`s his thing. It`s funny at times. I`m glad he lucked out with his girlfriend/eventual wife cause it seems like she isn`t one, otherwise he`d probably end up in OJ`s shoes or something.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
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    January 23, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    The video would have been 10 times better if that guy would have just shut up. I`m sorry, it`s okay to comment now and then, but what was the reason to keep talking through the entire video.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    January 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
    "I`m sorry, it`s okay to comment now and then, but what was the reason to keep talking through the entire video."

    He`s a comic. Yes, his comedy tends to exude misogynistic attitude, but really, he only "attacks" women who deserve it and most of his material can easily be used against men of the same character, he just almost never does so. Anger comedy isn`t for everyone, but he`s not bad at it at least. Try some of his netflix specials if you wanna give him another chance.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 23, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    I think it`s even funnier the second time you listen to it.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    January 24, 2013 at 12:07 am
    To be fair
    who else apart from Lennon likes/liked
    Yoko Ono??
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    MitchDaComic Male 30-39
    19 posts
    January 24, 2013 at 3:27 am
    Bill Burr didn`t make a video to narrate over. Bill has a podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". A fan of his took the soundbite and made a video to go along with it.
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
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    January 24, 2013 at 4:11 am
    Bill Burr is superb. Yoko Ono is not.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    January 24, 2013 at 5:44 am
    That was pretty funny.
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    andybme Male 50-59
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    January 24, 2013 at 6:42 am
    Had to watch this on youtube and he`s right. WTF were they thinking to let her do whatever you call that that whatever it was she did in the microphone. my god.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    January 24, 2013 at 8:38 am
    Women in comfortable shoes like Yoko.
    All things equal. When Linda was in Wings with Paul instructions were to shut her mic off at the board so it looked like she was singing. Obviously this trick was not used by John.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    January 24, 2013 at 9:24 am
    @CaptKangaroo: The Beatles is the second most impersonated band, just after Elvis and before Queen. People are still buying their stuff and talk about them 44 years on. Hell, they are the only band to have three albums in the best-selling album list.

    Debating their legacy is like debating if the sky is blue. Music is subjective... don`t think that if you don`t like it no body else should. That is the kind og crap I normally hear from 18 year old know it all teens, not 56 year old men.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    January 24, 2013 at 10:47 am
    I`d bet money that you are not a musician. You obviously have no concept of how the music field works.

    As an example, I hate Elvis. Hate his music. However, not for one second would I deny the huge contribution he made to the music industry nor would I say his music was bad. It`s just not something I like.

    Don`t let your personal preferences influence your observations.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    January 24, 2013 at 11:13 am
    If by musician you mean a person that works as a paid performer, writer, manager, sound tech, roadie, corporate hack- or any of the other positions in the industry, then no, I am not.
    If your definition is a person that can read, write and perform music, albeit in an unpaid manner, as a hobby, then yes, I am.
    I did not say the Beatles were `bad`, or that I didn`t like their music. I said they were over rated. There are songs of theirs I enjoy- I just think that there was lots of calculated `hype`, generated by those that were responsible for record sales. I did acknowledge that they were well marketed.
    I don`t know how the music field works, nor do I care. I`m not IN the music business. I`m a listener/appreciator. As such, much like anybody else- including those in the industry- I have my opinions. You don`t have to agree with them, or even like them. Just as I don`t have to agree or like yours- though I may see valid aspects, or may agree. We call this f
  33. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 24, 2013 at 11:38 am
    @Evil Eye- While imitation may be a form of flattery, and record sales may indicate popularity, neither are a reliable measurement of quality. I give you Justin Bieber as an example.
    People still talk about Tiny Tim and Herman`s hermits- big whoop.
    I did mention that the Beatles were well marketed, they also had fantastic studio musicians sitting in on studio work- and judging by the live performances I experienced- at which young women were paid to scream incessantly to whip up the other young women, the studio work was extensive.
    The Beatles were not- in my opinion- as talented as the Doors, or Eric Clapton, JJ cale, Yes, ELP, Steppenwolf or Carole King- to name a few.
    Folks seem to be stuck on the word legacy. My opinion is that the content of their legacy is the music they made. End of story. That`s what I judge them by. Not who`s talking about them. Not who rated them highly on some arbitrary list. Those are meaningless to me as they have absolutely nothing to do w
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    frnttrndy Male 50-59
    49 posts
    January 24, 2013 at 2:51 pm
    I seen a Frank Zappa video with John and Mutt. The vid was great until Yoko opened her mouth. She started screeming like she was in labor. Once again she ruined a great moment. Ironiclly they were playing the torture never stops
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    January 24, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    Outstanding!!!! :-)
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2013 at 1:03 am
    Bill Burr is it? I like this guy`s style. As for the Beatles, They made some truly groundbreaking music, and were capable of some really great songwriting. But they were also just in the right place at the right time with the right promotion and management. if it wasn`t the Beatles it would`ve been someone else. there`s been hundreds of parallels before and since (the sex pistols come to mind,I like `em but they`re nowhere near the best punk band) What made the Beatles so huge is they broke into the charts at the exact right moment, as teens and young adults were for the first time the biggest influence on record sales and radio station playlists. they`ve been outsold and faded into history, but due to the sheer number of musical genres and artists out there now, no-one will ever have the level of `mania` that these guys experienced. Beiber and psy are another example, if it wasn`t for youtube being a fairly new thing those guys would`ve faded into obscurity.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2013 at 1:09 am
    And yeah, Yoko was a talentless succubus, and I`ll never understand why Lennon took up with her when he could`ve done so much better. but she wasn`t solely responsible for the breakup of the Beatles. That was more down to tension between Lennon and Mcartney. It`s sad that lennon was taken away like he was, it would`ve been interesting to see what could`ve been. he was a great musician on his own, but maybe the Beatles could`ve had their time apart and reunite later on? we`ll never know now.
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
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    January 25, 2013 at 4:57 am
    The news of Lennon`s death broke about breakfast-time in the UK, and I was in the pub at lunch and someone walked in and announced : "Stupid Yank shot the wrong f***ing one." Was there ever a musical decline faster than the one between "Imagine" (early 1971) and "Some Time in New York City" (March 1972)? I still have the latter (played once) - too ashamed even to take it to the charity shop. If anyone disagrees, I`ll post some of Yoko`s lyrics - that`ll learn ya.
    And after he died, of course, she gave up pretending to be a musician and did what she was always going to do, only sooner, and live off his royalties.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    January 25, 2013 at 8:50 am
    pmsl... I love Bill Burr when he goes off on one.

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    cityncolour Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    only.. there is a point to it. like i said, maybe you might like jeff dunham, or someone a little more clean, but your attempt at raising yourself above the rest of us who do enjoy this "pointless", "mindless" and "inarticulate" kind of humor, only serves to illustrate your own pretentious and closed minded nature. kind of like, i don`t know, trying to claim that the legacy of the most successful and influential musicians in the modern modern music era "is, in fact, debatable" no. wrong. you may not enjoy the beatles, and that is fair, but what they accomplished and their body of work speak for themselves. they span generations... they span genres... borders... and continue to break records decades after they quit producing music. yep, sure enough. debatable. i like the beatles, but i, by no means, worship them. i can, however, recognize greatness when i see it. you like how nice and squeeky clean my language is this time?
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    January 25, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    on a second note, i do happen to find it adorable that you think that i take your idiocies to a level of personal offense.. no no no, sir... this is just fun for me. nothing is more entertaining that trolling a twat.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 25, 2013 at 8:05 pm
    All I can say is, she must have given the world`s greatest blowjobs.

    Anyone have a better explanation?
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    whatru Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2013 at 3:36 am
    OldOllie, this is a funny bit, but it reveals nothing about one of the most remarkable relationships of the 20th century. When Lennon became restless in his marriage, Yoko suggested to their young, pretty, Asian assistant, May Pang, to begin an affair with him. It happens, they move to the west coast, he gets this out of his system, then returns to Yoko. From that perspective Yoko Ono becomes every guy`s "dream wife."
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2013 at 11:15 am
    @cityincolour- You are the one who apparently feels that you are lower than me. You are the one who can`t seem to accept that it`s fine for folks to have tastes and opinions that differ from yours. You are the one that nitpicks at inconsequential details.
    I have no idea who Jeff Dunham or Bill Burr are, so you`re one up on me there.
    At least you admit to being a troll, However like all trolls, you don`t see that you but reveal your pettiness and parade your foolishness for all to see.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 26, 2013 at 11:18 am
    ...he gets this out of his system, then returns to Yoko.
    After which she said, "See? I TOLD you I give the best blowjobs in the world!"
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    Wayoldman Male 50-59
    72 posts
    January 27, 2013 at 8:21 am
    And we give a poo what you think? Everyone knows this. So we need your F***ing commentary.

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