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Date: 01/07/13 01:16 PM

22 Responses to The `Friend Zone` Jacuzzi Spa Tub [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 1:18 pm
    Link: The `Friend Zone` Jacuzzi Spa Tub - Kinda misses the point of taking a hot bath with someone, doesn`t it?
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    A bath is nothing more than sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth. Kramer
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    But at least you get to see her butt when she gets out! :-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    Taking a bath (as opposed to shower) with someone is really complicated unless you have a super-big bathtub...
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm
    My husband can`t stand how hot I like my baths, so this is actually very clever. Also, you don`t have to use twice as much water if you want a solo bath in your nice tub.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    A bath is meant for you to soak in to relieve stress/muscle fatigue. If you actually wash yourself in it, you are one disgusting individual.
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    @tedgp - I don`t know if you`re a parent, but babies are given baths to get them clean, they can`t really take showers. Just food for thought.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    I like it. My wife always wants the water hot enough to burn your skin off. This would work.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    Gee, with "modesty suds", you could invite anyone to chat, drink, and bathe with you. They might think you a little weird, but, y`know...
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    If you are taking a bath with her, and you are still in the friend zone, then you are either a moron or Gerry.
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    WhoSaidWhat Male 30-39
    320 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    Food for thought: When you take a bath, as opposed to a shower, where is the dirt/oil/grease/germs/blood (for a woman during that time of the month)/general filth winding up? In the water you`re sitting in, of course. You`re sitting in your own filth. :-/
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 5:17 pm
    @tedgp, loads of people use baths to get clean, I don`t know what you do with the dirty water but I simply let it go down the drain along with the dirt - same as a shower. You have issues :)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    If you`re very dirty, then a bath would result in sitting in dirty water.

    Normally, it doesn`t. Not really. The volume of water is enough to dilute the minor dirtiness to levels that can be ignored.

    I shower because it`s more efficient for cleaning, but bathing works well enough even in a standard sized bath.

    A question for the people who think that bathing to get clean is ineffective and disgusting - do you ever flush a toilet with the lid up?

    And as other people have pointed out, this is a good idea for two people who like bathing at different temperatures (which is pretty common in couples).
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 7:17 pm
    Everyone knows showers > baths.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    And everyone else knows steam showers > water showers.
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    nosecret Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 9:56 pm
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 10:07 pm
    I take a bath to relax. Or when I had bad sunburn. Most of the time, it`s showers.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 12:19 am
    WTF?!!! Are you telling me no one here has actually ENJOYED the point of a mutual bath?!!
    You wash BEFORE the bath. The shared tub is to freakin relax (after getting dirty again!!)

    A tub like this is for conversation (then, listening to each other snore.)
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 12:41 am
    Well, at least they can fart in peace.
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    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 4:35 am
    I like the idea of this bath! But I think it would be better if there was a removable divider instead of having a fixed one; so you could choose if you wanted 2 separate baths or one mahoosive bath together.
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    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 10:00 am
    The perfect tub for gay people living the lie of pretending to be straight.
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    wzntme1776 Male 40-49
    27 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 2:17 pm
    Have you ever taken a bath with a girl in a conventional tub? Its fine for about 10 minutes, then its just uncomfortable.

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