Still Not Sure If This Is A Crime Though [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

Giving a cop the middle finger isn"t a crime (as we leaned in the link below), but what about what this guy"s doing?
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Male 15,832
I bet he would not enjoy a shot of cop-strength pepper spray on the end of his willy.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Although apparently there is an old London by-law that permits a pregnant woman to urinate into an officers`s helmet.[/quote]

Urban myth. There are some strange old laws in the UK or parts of it and some of them are still on the books (though not enforced), but that`s not one of them.

There`s a little bit of a kernel of truth - a pregnant woman would be given a lot of slack regarding urinating in public places (and that`s official advice).
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Male 12,365
[quote]In the US they could get him for a sex crime.
Exposing his penis in public... life time registration on Sex Offenders List plus jail time. Possible "assault" as well if he actually hit anyone with the splatter. Why stop at just one criminal offense when you can tack on 10....it`s the American judicial system way![/quote]

Same here in the UK. Only for men, of course. It`s a minor public order offense for a woman to be nude in public. A fine at most, as opposed to a life ruined even after the end of the jail sentence. That`s after the revision of sex offences laws to ensure "sexual equality". "equality" in the feminist sense, obviously. Power is what matters. Get enough power and you can redefine words to your liking.

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Male 1,071
They could get him for indecent exposure, I know because it happened to me for pissing in an ally a few nights ago.
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Male 341
It is illegal to urinate in public where a child may be present. Which is pretty much everywhere. You can be arrested and charged as a pedophile, which will stay with you the rest of your life.
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Male 40,739
It`s probably a water-bottle... or a cop would Taser him right on his willy...
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Male 39,899

In the US they could get him for a sex crime.
Exposing his penis in public... life time registration on Sex Offenders List plus jail time. Possible "assault" as well if he actually hit anyone with the splatter. Why stop at just one criminal offense when you can tack on 10....it`s the American judicial system way!
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Male 7,774
How is he peeing with all those people watching?
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Female 6,381
As far back as the 60s it was standard protest rally procedure to lob baggies of urine and feces at policemen forming a line to protect anything. The idea was to incite a charge and get lots of pictures in the news of cops swinging batons at students.
Ah, the good old days...
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Male 7,123
chaklet,

It`s also (apparently) legal to urinate against the rear near-side real of your vehicle. As tax-payer she could claim a measure of ownership.
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Male 7,123
Assault, at least in the UK. Also behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, indecent exposure, causing a public nuisance ...

There was a clip here a while back where a girl was arrested for assaulting a police officer by blowing bubbles. Although apparently there is an old London by-law that permits a pregnant woman to urinate into an officers`s helmet.
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Male 5,004
"It`s probably the old hide the water bottle to make it look like you`re peeing trick."

Where is he going to hide the bottle with those big balls of his taking up all the room?
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Male 2,694
It`s probably the old "hide the water bottle to make it look like you`re peeing trick."
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Male 2,711

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Male 39,899

Chicagojay, [quote]"Only in America" [/quote]
We don`t `Policia` here so I don`t think this is USA.
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Male 3,908
I think they can charge you with assault of some kind because you`re intentionally exposing someone to bodily fluids which can carry disease. Don`t forget indecent exposure laws, you can spend the night in jail if a cop catches you pissing on the sidewalk outside a bar or something like that so I`m sure it applies here.
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Male 329
@chicagojay You mean in other countries I can urinate on a police officer and it`s ok?
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Male 143
I`m thinkin` that a row of police in riot gear have more pressing issues than some tool peeing in public. If he`s that stupid, I`m sure he`ll hang around until the fun starts, and either get arrested or get his ass kicked, or both. One can only hope.
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Male 762
Yes, it is assault.
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Male 2,106
Only in America. Why cant we be more like Europe?
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Male 1,106
He`d probably get popped for indecent exposure... since he needs a beat down but that`s the only thing they could get him on.
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Male 259
oops...did my baton smash your willy
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Male 72
pretty sure you can`t pee on people, police or not
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Male 20,903
Link: Still Not Sure If This Is A Crime Though [Pic] [Rate Link] - Giving a cop the middle finger isn`t a crime (as we leaned in the link below), but what about what this guy`s doing?
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