So Ready For St. Patrick`s Day This Year [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

So ready... and so stooooooned, man.
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Male 459
I`m willing to bet he`s a single man.

@Ferdyfred- are you drunk right now?
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Male 13,624
Go on fishing trips to Shannon Bridge
in Southern Ireland and damn you drink so much Guinness (proper Guinness) water from the peat bogs
dayum stews your tea as it hits the tea bag.
you do loose control of you bum muscles
always take plenty of underwear when you go to Eire
best place on the Earth mind, Pub is a cross grocer butcher church pub
darn Vicar served me my first pint, then told me not to drink it before I absolved me sins

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Male 13,624
Meh
try a pint of port n brandy
with a special brew chaser
got that from a Irish guy back in the 80`s
Irish could drink the world under the table
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Male 37,762
@davymid: Ah! ic! Yes St.John`s is a city, & the capital too!

I get drunk really easy, I consider it a blessing!
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Male 5,811
Why hello there officer...
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Female 16
Whattababe.
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Male 38,468

korhan, [quote]"Besides, everyone know the world`s biggest drunkards are the French ..." [/quote]
I`m no fan of the cheese eating surrender monkeys, but I do belive the Irish are the bigger drunkards.
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Male 12,138
[quote]@davymid Besides, everyone know the world`s biggest drunkards are the French and the Canadian Martimers. Get a French Maritimer (like the mother of my friend) and holy crap, you wanna see someone put away the liquor without any effect?[/quote]
Is that a challenge? Pshaw, I`ve drank with many people from all around the world, and Canadians (French Canadian or otherwise) are lightweights. The Scots run us a close second, but even then...

Example: Tonight I drank an entire bottle of wine and a half bottle of whiskey. And I was only taking it that easy because I have a meeting tomorrow morning at 8am.
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Male 12,138
@davymid: lolz! "How To Amuse Yourself In A Small Town" eh? (Where he lives? 7,300 people)

Labrador City is a small town yes, but I live in St. John`s, Newfoundland. I was just visiting there. Population of St. John`s is around 200,000. About 1/3 the size of Winnipeg. Not a big city by world standards, but by Canadian standards is a full city.
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Male 625
Probable cause.
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Male 1,429
@davymid Besides, everyone know the world`s biggest drunkards are the French and the Canadian Martimers. Get a French Maritimer (like the mother of my friend) and holy crap, you wanna see someone put away the liquor without any effect?
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Male 37,762
@davymid: lolz! "How To Amuse Yourself In A Small Town" eh?

(Where he lives? 7,300 people)
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Male 12,138
I`m Irish but live in Canada. In my workplace there was a poster up for the big St Paddys Day Party. Pictures of drunk leprechauns saying things like "Begorrah begorrah to be sure", all swilling pints of Guinness. I told my co-workers that it was grotesquely racist and that I was very offended. "How come?" they asked. I said it was like having a special on fried chicken and watermelon in the cafeteria during Black History Month. They all went very quiet and shuffled their feet and didn`t mention the posters for a while.

Yeah, I left it a day or two before telling them I was joking. I`m a sadistic bastard that way...
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Male 38,468

Rast O`Farian, to be sure.

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Male 2,675
You`re HIRED!
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Male 1,558
My dad at this age was flying Lancasters. What a devolution
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Male 1,497
Very nice!
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Male 3,436
my birthday is march 14. i have a buddy whose birthday is the 21st. i am a huge stoner, the buddy is named tiernan and has tight curly hair (very irish, he has shillelagh). we always get together and throw the biggest bash of the year and celebrate spring break, saint pattys day, my birthday and tiernans birthday all in one night.
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Male 5,314
St. Patrick`s Day? Looks like he`s ready for 420.
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Male 20,148
Link: So Ready For St. Patrick`s Day This Year [Pic] [Rate Link] - So ready... and so stooooooned, man.
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