Prince Harry Hears An Ice Cream Truck

Submitted by: bacon_pie 4 years ago in Funny

Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream!
There are 56 comments:
Male 505
He`s not really my type, but too much of a jock, his boobs are a bit small too but sure I would be flattered if he offered. I live here so have a variety of direct interests. How did your rich royal family replacements work out at running the country?
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Male 14,331
@Finker

So then you being bothered would mean you`re hot for the prince of gingers???
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Male 505
@McGovern, you couldn`t be this bothered unless you were jealous and in denial.

(is that why you voted in some families as presidents? Sort of rich family substitute to run the country, except they actually had some power. & no, I`m not serious but it`s an interesting parallel)
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Male 13,630
LordJim
I feel we need to go back to history
and a bit of civil war
we English like such stuff,
And have Ant N Dec televise it
Monarchy vs self rule - lets rumble
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Male 3,477
I laughed.
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Female 2,026
hahahahhahahha banter
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Male 977
Yo McGO and Gerry... I`ma get you all this thing called skype yo! You can debate the poo out of this without taking up space for witty `never going to be a real comedian` comments.
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Male 977
This has got to be bull s h i t!!!! I am peeing laughing.
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Male 2,229
England isn`t ready for self-rule.
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Male 7,774
@Gerry, I never realised you were such a royalist.
@LordJim, your 2002nd needs to correct another one.
@ McGovern, "Bloody Peasant".
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Male 40,221

Lord Jim, I know a lot of people say the next generation is a shambles, but really, what is this huge failing of Charles`? His 1st marriage didn`t work. That`s it. Yes, very publicly and emberassing, but how many people do you know who have a failed marriage?

Other than that he has been hard working, supports his tree-hugger causes and so on. Andrew...same thing. Anne.... same thing. Except for their marriages, they have worked hard and plodded on as best they could with very few other scandals.
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Male 156
@ Lord Jim - Exactly. Head of State in the UK is little more than a ceremonial position.

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Male 7,123
damn, my two thoudanth coment was correcting a typo.
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Male 7,123
correction;

`don`t feel strongly`.
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Male 7,123
I don`t think we should be a monarchy, but I feel strongly about it.

Queen Elizabeth II has been probably our best monarch in real terms. Gracious, hard-working, never beheaded a spouse or burned a cleric, just put in the time and did the job she didn`t ask for.

The next generation was a shambles. I quite liked Anne, but she had the sense to step away from the whole thing and focus on horses. The rest was a disaster.

In principle I would prefer a republic, but in practice it`s not an issue. We`ll still be a monarhy in 50 years but that still won`t matter.
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Female 4,489
oh yeah, he should efinately have a gun and be able to shoot people. Especially those filthy arab children, they might steal harrys ice cream.
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Female 4,039
How can you talk politics when Prince Harry is so freakin hot? Damn! Come to mama....
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Male 40,221

When a US president gives 200 million out of his own pocket every year to "the plebs" we`ll talk about how their system is flawed.
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Male 14,331
Oh no the US government is far from perfect no government is but a monarcy epitomises a people handed power who are completely out of touch with the people.....
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Male 40,221

Parliment can give the Queen a raise, she cannot give herself one.

[quote]"There`s nothing constitutional about a monarchy." [/quote]
Stop assuming the "USA" viewpoint is the only viewpoint world wide. There are many types of constitutions, including constitutional monarchies. If the USA style of government is so great, then why is it with all the countries we`ve overthrown and all the new governments we`ve set up, the US has never set up a government like it`s own? Always a parliamentary or monarchy system. Never a republic with a congress & senate. Japan, Germany, Iraq, Afghanistan... none of them are like our system.

We did overthrow a Republic. Iran. They had a constitutionally elected Republic but they were too friendly with Russia so we overthrew the government and installed a KING on a throne. The Shaw of Iran. It took the people 25 years to get their country back. Is it any wonder they hate the US?
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Male 14,331
That would also not explain why the queen gave herself a raise recently. If they give so much wouldn`t giving yourslef a raise be counterproductive if you were to just give it back?
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Male 14,331
That leaves out how they got the property in the first place. Now if they were so giving how exactly are they still so rich? There`s nothing constitutional about a monarchy.
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Male 40,221

@ McGovern - What a maroon.

The Royals get 40 mil pounds a year salary.
Her Majesty gives the government 200 million pounds from property incomes. She donates this every year "to the plebs" as you put it. So to give up the monarchy would cost the UK 160 million pounds per year.

Besides monetarily, there are many positive aspects to the Monarchy and many benefits. The fact you don`t get it doesn`t invalidate the idea of a constitutional monarchy, it just means you don`t get it.
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Male 14,331
A government that supports the royals says the royals make you a whole bunch of money and you need them see a flaw in that logic?
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Male 14,331
[quote]As for "supporting them" it`s been shown many times that they bring in a great deal more money than they cost. [/quote]

Which is why the people pay a tax for them? LOL!! Landmarks bring in money royals take it. They didn`t get their massive fortune being a charity to the plebs.
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Male 40,221

McGovern1981 - you know the royal family paid for the wedding, right?
The government only paid for security along the travel route.
As for "supporting them" it`s been shown many times that they bring in a great deal more money than they cost.

But you know all this, you`re just trolling right? I mean, you couldn`t possibly be stupid enough to believe that stuff.
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Male 14,331
Nope I can just see what a joke it is. A place that considers themselves to be so intelligent through socializing things supporting a family that has had everything handed to them by the people. Along with a long history of wars and genocide with others for money and power for themselves. Yet you support them and the dated ussless system blindly without question.
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Male 505
@McGovern, I think you`re just jealous and trying to cover it
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Male 40,221

drawman61, I know about James Hewitt and his affair with Princess Dianna. But they didn`t meet until after Harry was born so this is just another "Palace Conspiracy" theory. Get your tin-foil-tiarra on.
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Male 14,331
That or brainwashed into thinking a display of pure opulance gotten from the pockets of the working class for nothing is a good thing.
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Male 14,331
[quote]dont you think maybe he earnt it?[/quote]

No. Yes, he got training to fly it I would damn well hope so but if you think he got to that position like the other pilots did well LOL! I guess that would be why you still have a royal family an inability to see the obvious.
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Male 7,774
Gerry, it`s not often I disagree with you but,

"Harry`s paternity is not a thing."

What`s funny is I went to google a picture of James Hewitt. Go type it in and see what you get.
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Male 459
I`d prefer Harry as King over Charles or William. He seems a bit more real to me.
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Female 65
"He doesn`t look a thing like Prince Charles, his official father. I wonder why." Actually he looks exactly like him except for his colouring. It always amazes me that people focus on the superficial when they judge resemblance - i. e haircolur, eye colour , etc. Put Charles and Harry pics beside and ignore the colouring - you`ll see that they look almost identical.
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Female 6,381
Cute. Play a vid of a scramble call at the airbase and add the sound of an ice cream truck.
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Male 40,221

Harry`s paternity is not a thing.
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Female 500
Thank you for saying it first, McThstlpnts. He`s the perfect mixture of cute and hot <3
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Female 2,228
Okay, I confess I`m not much for the gossip rags, and tabloids are usually something I spread around the floor whenever I paint, but Harry`s paternity is actually a thing? If that be the case, he should thank whatever benign divine power decided to smile upon him. I mean have you seen the other one?! ;-)
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Female 1,539
Mmmm...a little peak of Prince Harry`s abs *drool* I wonder what was really happening though.
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Male 3,445
I`d be surprised if Prince Harry has ever heard of an ice cream truck.
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Male 40,221

FUNNY! Loved it.

As for "privileged", for every privelage he got growin gup there were a dozen things he could not do. He can`t have just any career he wants, he can just go down to pub for drink, etc.

Mind you, I would trade in a heartbeat. Easy access to McDonalds is highly over rated.
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Male 907
He doesn`t look a thing like Prince Charles, his official father. I wonder why.
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Male 74
And let me get something straight, I may not agree with our presence in Afghanistan or other places we have deemed worthy of our suffocating presence but the only reason you say this poo about him is because you got to see his youthful indiscretions splattered all over a newspaper that should have been reporting real news, you wouldnt say this poo to any other officer so why would you to him?

Oh yeh right, he is a privileged kid who got it handed to him, dont you think maybe he earnt it? I know I couldnt just fly an apache even if I was just given the right to do so, it takes training, rigorous training which he has done
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Male 7,123
` He`s an apache pilot because he told grandmummy he wanted to be one`

I suspect you have to do a bit more than that before they let you have one in combat.
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Male 74
@ McGovern, You`ve no idea, sure he probably started at Sandhurst but so do something like 80% of officer`s. Many of which come straight from Uni, a few straight from their A-levels. Any titles not earnt genuinely will be honorary ( I believe certain European kings have honorary Admiral titles, Carl Gustaf of Sweden for example)

As for Harry, good for him, he is doing something he believes in and as for `endangering everyone around him`, if the army and Harry are doing their jobs where and what he is doing should never really be apparent to the enemy, sure we know where he is posted but its not like they`ll stroll in and take him, provided his co-sign is discrete his movements on operations are unknown and would cause no more danger than other high ranking officials being out on ops
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Female 2,602
At last, something McGovern and I can agree upon: he`s a waste of skin, that boy. Waving his face about talking about how hard it was killing A-rabs from 3000 feet. It`s bad enough that anybody`s out there terrorising Afghans, but the fact he took up a place that could have been used by someone with actual talent just so he`d be safe from getting shot at doing the job he was more suited to on the ground only underlines what a self-deluding, arrogant, presumptous, spoilt tosser he is.
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Male 14,331
Becoming a high value target and endangering everyone around him. Why can`t brits open their eyes to this joke and get off his ginger balls? He`s an apache pilot because he told grandmummy he wanted to be one just like how his father got his medals and how he got his rank and you say they hold no power LOL!!
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Male 7,774
@tedgp - Totally agree. Harry actually wants to be there. His father must be so proud...and Prince Charles must be too.
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Male 3,285
@mcgovern he`s trained exactly the same as every other army officer. He was told he would be put out of harms way, and he explicitly told the army generals that he WAS going to helmand with the other officers.

Harry is probably the most down to earth royal out of the entire lot of the overpriviledged family.
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Male 14,331
If he weren a little princess he wouldn`t be flying an apache. Is he the one with the highest rank possible? I`m sure he earned that like his father did for all those medals....
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Male 7,123
He`s a royal arsehole, but at least he has guts and is very good at something very demanding. I`ll give the guy credit where it`s due.
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Male 2,578
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HOW HE KILLED PEOPLE?????????????
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Male 1,268
That was great.

Almost as good as the youtube comments for this video. There are people who simply didn`t get it, and others who did who found it offensive to the severity of the situation, plus the standard eurolibs bitchin about how he`s clearly a war-mongering murderer.
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Male 3,060
Link: Prince Harry Hears An Ice Cream Truck [Rate Link] - Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream!
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