N.J. Escalator Thought Today Was Backwards Day

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Misc

As if it isn"t bad enough in New Jersey, these people had to deal with morning rush hour with a broken escalator.
There are 26 comments:
Male 5,608
F***ing pussies! Run faster!!

Or, just flip the f***ing direction switch, stupid humans.
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Male 2,988
stairs are better anyways. only fatties take the elevator
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Female 1,467
I read the title as MC Escher thought today was backwards day. I`m so sad now after watching the video. Escalators have a stop button on both ends, you can see it at :53 seconds. Fail.
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Male 1,216
Use the drating stairs, are you really that pathetic to have to use an escalator. It`s a drating chainsaw elevator...
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Male 625
What a bunch of whiny pansies!
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Male 13,624
Sad humans
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Male 1,311
I would hate to be the last person on that thing when it decided to lunge backwards. It`s all fun and games, until an escalator starts dumping bodies on you.
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Male 1,569
That`s nothing, last week the power went out, I was stuck on the escalator for more than an hour.
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Male 15,832
"Oh my God! I`ve never been on an escalator that goes DOWN! What will we do?"

"Oh, I don`t know...maybe we could turn around, ride it down, and step off when we get to the bottom."
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Female 1,894
who is that lady sobbing? lol i want to know why!
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Male 205
find, then press the emergency stop button ( I 100% guarantee/bet my life there is one quite visible near the stairs, top AND bottom ) Then proceed to walk up the stairs. then, get on with life.
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Male 37,902

A machine is broken and that really throws people`s minds out of whack doesn`t it. However did we get out of caves?
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Male 186
Tomorrows headline will read, 300 lawsuites filed in NJ elevator tragedy.
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Female 519
It`s like people have forgotten how to use stairs.. If you`re suddenly going backwards.. Walk upwards briskly to avoid congestion. :P
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Male 2,143
Path train.New Jersey. Chris Christies fault.
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Male 342
Going down? No? Wanna bet? HAHAHAHA
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Female 2,764
SOMEONE IS AT FAULT! FIGURE OUT WHO SO I CAN SUUUUUUUUUUE
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Male 633
I see a lawsuit by the "squeaky" lady.
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Male 5,314
my knee is scraped. OH MAH GAAAAAWWWDDD!!!!!!!!!
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Male 3,909
@osirisascend - Agreed, drives me f*cking crazy when I see these dumb people recording videos with their smart phones. How hard is it to rotate the phone so you`re holding it in a landscape orientation to take video?
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Male 392
Well, they were all a little over dramatic about the situation, weren`t they? By the way people reacted to it you`d have thought something far worse had happened.

"Something terrible happened to me today! Oh my God, it almost killed me!"

"What was it!?"

"The escalator was going backwards! Honest, I thought I was going to die!"

"Moron."
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Male 180
Geee...should I hit the emergency stop button or try going up the down escalator...? Stupid people are stupid.
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Male 1,063
Get the governors fat ass on there, he could use the exercise
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Male 3,057
The number of people who cannot figure out how to properly orient their phone when they`re using it to shoot video is absolutely appalling.

We`re doomed as a species.
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Male 2,552
What`s with the squealing lady?
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Male 19,879
Link: N.J. Escalator Thought Today Was Backwards Day [Rate Link] - As if it isn`t bad enough in New Jersey, these people had to deal with morning rush hour with a broken escalator.
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