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Date: 01/17/13 05:40 PM

22 Responses to Meanwhile in Australia… [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    Link: Meanwhile in Australia... - Never leave your window open. It`s always the cute ones that fool you.
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 6:06 pm
    spiders were not enough bad-ass
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    If you live in Australia and do not keep yourself hermetically sealed off from nature, you have a death wish.
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    MidPacific Male 50-59
    121 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    what a galah.
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    Profworm Male 30-39
    378 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 7:51 pm
    You know what animal kills the most people in Australia every year, Thelonious?

    The horse.

    It`s not as bad as the internet makes it out to be.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Profworm, I heard that the #1 killer of australian men was australian women.
    Seems they get kinda wild and are unusually strong.
    Butch chicks
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 9:11 pm
    I was hoping my suggestion of hermetic sealing wouldn`t be taken seriously. It would cut off your O2 supply.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    January 17, 2013 at 9:16 pm
    Pssh, if that were really taken in Australia the bird would be at least 6 ft. tall with chest ripper foot claws and sporting venomous dripping fangs. Everybody knows that...
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 12:37 am
    OH hell no...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 5:06 am
    He was tweeting. Ha, see what I did there.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 6:37 am
    Would be nice in a pie.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1834 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 7:19 am
    Hunt and peck kind of typing I`ll wager.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 9:46 am
    i once left my windows wide open and went out shopping for food and whatnot for an hour, didn`t think anything of it as i live on the 9th floor (US/UK scale). came back to a few pigeons and a busted mess where the plates i´d left from lunch had been.
    it reminded me why spending money on screens wasn`t a bad idea, to keep things from out there from coming in here.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 10:36 am
    i left my window open once and an angel flew in and told me i was awesome.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 10:36 am
    Kill it.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 11:30 am
    So, that roosteratoo is a member of IAB then? You can tell by his frenetic typing style.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 11:51 am
    motherf ucking australia!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    One of my Australian work-colleagues used to talk of `Flaming galahs` that would rip up the seat of his motorbike for the hell of it.
    Now I understand.
    Galah is an "Old Australian" word; an derrogatory term that means a "loud-mouthed idiot." Named specifically for the galah, a native Australian bird that makes a distinctive (and quite funny-sounding) call: The roseate coc katoo
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    razbitom Male 40-49
    911 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    what kind of person leaves an unattended window open on a continent with huntsmen?
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    January 18, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    what kidnd of pussy is scared of a harmless huntsmen? It`s the funnel webs you need to watch out for they will kill the shi.t out of you
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 19, 2013 at 9:33 pm
    I`m not fooled.

    If it was really from Australia, it would be venomous!

    :)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 19, 2013 at 9:42 pm
    A nervous Briton goes to Australia and runs into a pub next to the airport, almost certain that a deadly poisonous spider is going to bite him any second now. He checks under the chair before sitting on it, just in case, and checks the ceiling too, in case there`s one up there that could jump off onto his shoulder and bite him in the neck! Deadly poisonous spiders all over the place!

    The locals have seen this before. One of them strolls over and says "G`day. Are you checking for deadly poisonous spiders? No worries, there aren`t any around here."

    "Really? You`re sure?"

    "I`m sure. I`ve been here 20 years and I`ve never even seen one."

    The tourist visibly relaxes at this reassuring news...just as the local says "I reckon the deadly poisonous snakes ate all the spiders".

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