Irish Traveller Calls For A Fight

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 4 years ago in Funny

NSFW language, if you can understand it.
There are 45 comments:
Male 39,572

I don`t know RedOnTheHead, What is green two miles long and has an A$$hole every two feet?
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Male 15,186
Average Pikey. Luckily they don`t travel abroad. Caravans don`t fit in the aircraft hold.
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Male 700
Here is Big Joes reply http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
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Male 403
Steroids much....?
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Male 13,630
@trippyhippy9
Class Brad pitt
actually got twatted in Ireland practicing his pikey
lingo
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Male 13,630
Used to work with someone just like that
Pikey called phee
who always had some problem with anyone
``wat chu lookin at ya phoookin jamara I`ll tek me
phookin belt arff n wipp ya ``

thing such like
Nice enough chap, got sacked for fapping in the mobile toilet mind
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Male 99
What`s green two miles long and has an A$$hole every two feet?
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Male 3,310
No wonder they fight so much. He could have been complimenting them for all I could make out. What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
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Male 39,572

What`s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk.
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Male 99
Did you hear about the Irishman that went to the vatican and got so drunk he kissed his wifes face and beat the popes foot to a pulp with a coal shoval?
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Male 392
Dude, its a White Irish Mike Tyson!
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Male 3,147
"@listypoos she`s not "proper" irish then, as they call them even worse things."

Ah, well there`s where I agree with you....she`s not proper irish, she`s from a large republican family in Northern Ireland.... in fact her great uncle Oscar was famous for leading the assault on Custom`s House and was later defence minister in the South - which is why being ex brit military i`ve not gone and met that side of her family...and also hence why my lovable nickname for her is Provo.

I generally wind her up by every time she mentions Derry, I ask `do you mean Londonderry?`

Oh...the fun that causes. :D



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Female 592
Bubbles, that`s funny.
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Female 51
He sounds like the Irish version of Bubbles (from Trailer Park Boys). All that`s missing is the glasses.
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Male 3,285
@listypoos she`s not "proper" irish then, as they call them even worse things.
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Male 505
Come on Google translate, take on this sort of thing, I dare you
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Male 14,331
Pikers...
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Male 2,551
burbclaver = I know, but the others weren`t as funny.
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Male 3,147
My girlfriend is Oirish and she calls me racist when I use the word Pikey when talking about travellers.

Thankfully she`s not reading this, and I`m not going to ask her to translate what the pikey was saying.
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Female 233
@New_guy: he`s not just irish drunk. he`s PIKIE drunk. it`s a whole other level.

D`ya like daaaags?
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Male 559
[quote]... does he want a perrywinkle blue caravan?[/quote]

It`sferhisma.

His what?

HIS MA!
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Male 1,949
Maybe he`s angry because when he`s drunk, his voice sounds like Julia Child - and he`s Irish, so he *always* sounds like Julia Child?
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Male 406
I mean is he is he every day Irish drunk or really really drunk?
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Male 406
is he drunk?
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Male 5
@robthelurker.... Dags? Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
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Male 3,623
... does he want a perrywinkle blue caravan?
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Male 878
guys not guts
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Male 878
I`m not really as up on the Internet as all you cool guts, but I`ve seen this ages ago and if you search you will find a much funnier video of a pikey responding and taking the piss out of this guy
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Male 1,627
did he just go through puberty? whats up with his voice
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Female 1,743
????

This can`t be English?
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Male 12,138
By God, I miss home...
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Male 335
What the hell?
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Female 1,203
subtitles were awesome. "The DVDs are Jamaicans"?
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Male 39,572

mcssls [quote]"me thinks tha irishman been hittin da whiskey a lil too much" [/quote]
He`s irish. You`re not exactly going out on a limb with that guess, are you.
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Male 140
Is it weird I understood that more than the person who wrote the subtitles?
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Male 2,390
When he said Joyce I knew exactly what he was talking about.

There`s a whole `underground scene` documentary covering these fights and where they originate from. for MMA fans it`s a must see.
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Female 695
me thinks tha irishman been hittin da whiskey a lil too much
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Male 535
Maybe he`s a Scottish Professional Wrestler taping a shoot?
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Male 1,442
I think some people he used to be friends with did something to get him upset/mad, so he wants to fight them all one by one.

And they are junkie bastards!
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Male 2,551
Pandabee - I could, for the most part. Some of what he said went straight past me though.

But there have been a number of back and forth`s between these two people (some including family memebrs), and it`s quite weird.
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Female 857
.....oh dear GOD, I understand what he`s saying! Feck!
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Male 977
that is one of the funniest things i`ve seen in a long time
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Male 39,572
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Male 5,314

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Male 2,551
Link: Irish Traveller Calls For A Fight [Rate Link] - NSFW language, if you can understand it.
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