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Date: 01/09/13 06:08 PM

29 Responses to I Pledge Allegiance, To The Flag… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 9, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    Link: I Pledge Allegiance, To The Flag... - America!
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    January 9, 2013 at 6:23 pm
    Flag code violation. Patriotism has rules folks.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 6:23 pm
    Hee hee, that`s kinda funny!
    A lot funnier than I expected, tbh...
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    earplay Male 60-69
    121 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 6:37 pm
    paperduck is right. That is illegal in the US. You can wear the Union Jack in Britain, tho. In fact, you can use it on a candy box, tea or any other commercial product. Interesting, at least to me, but then I am easily amused.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 7:01 pm
    Oh look! It`s OldOllie and his sister!
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    mykunter Male 40-49
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    January 9, 2013 at 7:01 pm
    Illegal? How can that be? That would violate the first amendment.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 7:04 pm
    That is illegal in the US.

    Actually no it isn`t, as the SCOTUS has ruled that enforcing it would conflict with the First Amendment. As far as anyone`s concerned it`s simply guidelines written in statute.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 7:07 pm
    "This is a U.S. federal law, but there is no penalty for failure to comply with it. In fact, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that punitive enforcement would conflict with the First Amendment right to freedom of speech."

    Ah ha! United States Flag Code
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    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    No mention of flag wearing man borrowing his son`s legs?
    I am disappoint
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    Good lord. Does he have a flag wedgie into his sweaty checks? They used to try and crack down on hippies wearing the flag because of disrespect. Now, where is your goad?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 9, 2013 at 8:35 pm
    I pledge allegiance, to the big, dumb rednecks...
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 9, 2013 at 10:01 pm
    Those are not American flags. They are dyed cloth meant to portray, but not actual flags, so they do not violate the flag code.

    If the shirts and shorts were made of actual American Flags, that were purposed as American flags before they became clothing, then it would violate it.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 12:04 am
    but they still look retarded

    merica, drat yea
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 1:10 am
    Oh you Americans!
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 2:47 am
    That is so tacky. It`s starting to become a thing here too, unfortunately. we`ve got Australia day coming up, which means people driving around with cheap chinese-made Aussie flags hanging off their cars, So-cro tatts sinking copious amounts of beer, and picking fights with immigrants/tourists. 9 out of 10 of us probably couldn`t even tell you what the day signifies.
    It`s funny that a day of `national pride` is the one I`m most ashamed of.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:40 am
    ...pretty sure your nads aren`t supposed to be quite that close to Old Glory.
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:00 am
    Wait, does that mean you could set them on fire and claim it`s legal under the constitution?

    And SpermNinja, I fully agree about Australia day. I also live in the middle of the largest Iraqi community in Australia, which just happened to already have a huge generational welfare problem before that - with a bit of luck we won`t have any patriots setting fire to the neighbourhood.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:27 am
    They are even looking at a map telling them what all that water is.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 10, 2013 at 6:39 am
    Two can play this game!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 6:44 am
    We save this kind of thing for Canada Day, although I`m sure there are a scant few that don`t.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 8:20 am
    SpermNinja - you had me at "copious amounts of beer".
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 8:46 am
    @McGovern1981, doing it for the olympics is a bit different, everyone does that

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 8:51 am
    everyone does that

    Mmmmmm no everyone doesn`t do that.
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 10:03 am
    I guess, but for royalists there is of course another solution.
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    AltairWolfe Male 30-39
    20 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 12:35 pm
    We do THIS to our flag and then people call it an abomination when a protester burns one, because we HAVE to respect the flag. I`m sorry, but when you can no longer say that somebody has skid marks on their American Flag boxers... you can talk to me about respect. ROFL
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 2:31 pm
    As @auburnjunky has wisely pointed out:
    >>A bit of cloth coloured as the US Flag doesn`t make it "a US Flag" which gets covered by "Flag Laws".

    Even burning a real US Flag is OK as a 1st Amendment right. Didn`t you watch 8 years of Anti-Bush "rallies"?
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 2:50 pm
    u can always spot tourists
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    I`m going to get some stars n stripes briefs and forget to wipe my butt
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 6:05 am
    @Draculya

    So you`re just getting new underwear?

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