I Pledge Allegiance, To The Flag... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

America!
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Male 14,330
@Draculya

So you`re just getting new underwear?
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Male 14,775
I`m going to get some stars n stripes briefs and forget to wipe my butt
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Female 2,027
u can always spot tourists
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Male 36,590
As @auburnjunky has wisely pointed out:
>>A bit of cloth coloured as the US Flag doesn`t make it "a US Flag" which gets covered by "Flag Laws".

Even burning a real US Flag is OK as a 1st Amendment right. Didn`t you watch 8 years of Anti-Bush "rallies"?
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Male 20
We do THIS to our flag and then people call it an abomination when a protester burns one, because we HAVE to respect the flag. I`m sorry, but when you can no longer say that somebody has skid marks on their American Flag boxers... you can talk to me about respect. ROFL
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Male 505
I guess, but for royalists there is of course another solution.
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Male 14,330
[quote]everyone does that [/quote]

Mmmmmm no everyone doesn`t do that.
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Male 505
@McGovern1981, doing it for the olympics is a bit different, everyone does that

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Male 11,740
SpermNinja - you had me at "copious amounts of beer".
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Male 5,811
We save this kind of thing for Canada Day, although I`m sure there are a scant few that don`t.
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Male 14,330
Two can play this game!
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Male 7,775
They are even looking at a map telling them what all that water is.
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Male 224
Wait, does that mean you could set them on fire and claim it`s legal under the constitution?

And SpermNinja, I fully agree about Australia day. I also live in the middle of the largest Iraqi community in Australia, which just happened to already have a huge generational welfare problem before that - with a bit of luck we won`t have any patriots setting fire to the neighbourhood.
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Male 1,950
...pretty sure your nads aren`t supposed to be quite that close to Old Glory.
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Male 459
That is so tacky. It`s starting to become a thing here too, unfortunately. we`ve got Australia day coming up, which means people driving around with cheap chinese-made Aussie flags hanging off their cars, So-cro tatts sinking copious amounts of beer, and picking fights with immigrants/tourists. 9 out of 10 of us probably couldn`t even tell you what the day signifies.
It`s funny that a day of `national pride` is the one I`m most ashamed of.
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Male 13,624
Oh you Americans!
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Male 1,197
but they still look retarded

merica, drat yea
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Male 10,339
Those are not American flags. They are dyed cloth meant to portray, but not actual flags, so they do not violate the flag code.

If the shirts and shorts were made of actual American Flags, that were purposed as American flags before they became clothing, then it would violate it.
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Male 11,740
I pledge allegiance, to the big, dumb rednecks...
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Male 3,310
Good lord. Does he have a flag wedgie into his sweaty checks? They used to try and crack down on hippies wearing the flag because of disrespect. Now, where is your goad?
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Male 338
No mention of flag wearing man borrowing his son`s legs?
I am disappoint
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Male 2,436
"This is a U.S. federal law, but there is no penalty for failure to comply with it. In fact, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that punitive enforcement would conflict with the First Amendment right to freedom of speech."

Ah ha! United States Flag Code
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Male 10,848
[quote]That is illegal in the US.[/quote]

Actually no it isn`t, as the SCOTUS has ruled that enforcing it would conflict with the First Amendment. As far as anyone`s concerned it`s simply guidelines written in statute.
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Male 2,436
Illegal? How can that be? That would violate the first amendment.
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Male 3,364
Oh look! It`s OldOllie and his sister!
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Male 121
paperduck is right. That is illegal in the US. You can wear the Union Jack in Britain, tho. In fact, you can use it on a candy box, tea or any other commercial product. Interesting, at least to me, but then I am easily amused.
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Male 36,590
Hee hee, that`s kinda funny!
A lot funnier than I expected, tbh...
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Male 1,745
Flag code violation. Patriotism has rules folks.
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Male 19,896
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