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Date: 01/03/13 07:21 AM

25 Responses to Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:59 am
    Link: Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal - Pretty sure not Photoshopped. It`s a... it`s a... monster.
  2. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:04 am
    Of course it`s not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them.
  3. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:26 am
    Sea-*lion* ?
  4. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:34 am
    "Of course it`s not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them."

    right, because we have never taught seals to do tricks...
  5. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:34 am

  6. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:34 am
    jabba no botha
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2317 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 8:41 am
    Which Kardassian is that?
  8. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:03 am
    I`m pretty sure the reason it`s such a huge seal is that it`s a walrus. -.-
  9. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:18 am
    Seal, walrus. Tomato, Tomahto.
  10. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:21 am
    Walrus FS.
  11. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:33 am
    It`s a sea lion. Not a seal, not a walrus.
  12. Profile photo of pladius
    pladius Male 30-39
    27 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:37 am
    The photos are of Minazo, a 5 meter long, 2 metric ton in weight Southern Elephant Seal who passed away at the age of 11 on October 4th, 2005 after living his entire life at Enoshima Aquarium in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan.
  13. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 9:45 am
    It`s the lolrus.

    It`s an elephant seal...
  14. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 10:07 am
    D`awwww... LOLrus kicked the bucket.
  15. Profile photo of Karat
    Karat Male 18-29
    135 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 10:08 am
    who cares what it is?
    it has a bucket.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Not shopped, that`s an oompaloompa feeding it.
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    vv @nettech is correct: lolrus, with his bukket!
  18. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4845 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    That thing falls forward, we got a squished oompaloompa!
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    Rosie O`Donnell must still have a lot of money if she can afford someone to feed her.
  20. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:42 pm
    I has mah bucket.

  21. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 5:09 pm
    So a Penguin is driving through the midwest, on his way to see family for the holidays. About halfway through Indiana, he notices his car is driving funny, and he pulls off into the nearest town to get it checked out. He leaves the car with a mechanic, and as he sits in the waiting room, he notices a little ice cream parlor across the street.

    With all that he`s been through today, the penguin feels like he`s earned a treat. So he walks into the shop and orders the largest cone of vanilla they have. He dives into it, and when he finally finishes, his face is absolutely dripping with vanilla. Not seeing a restroom to clean up in, he heads back over to the garage.

    When he walks in the door, he is hailed by the mechanic. "There you are, sir! We`ve had a look at your car, and it looks like you`ve blown a seal."

    The penguin hurriedly replies "oh no, no, that`s just ice cream."
  22. Profile photo of geckohead
    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    I love that joke. But seriously, I have always felt sorry for seals and the like, they are so inept, only having fins. They are like the disabled of the sea. But holy hell, it`s a good thing he doesn`t have fangs or a bad attitude.
  23. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:49 am
    Just one mint....it`s wafer thin.
  24. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6924 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 9:07 am
    Minazo, an elephant seal. Died before becoming a meme.
  25. Profile photo of ssalty
    ssalty Male 60-69
    228 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 10:54 am
    Elephant seals can grow up to 20 feet and weigh 8800 pounds.

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