Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Weird

Pretty sure not Photoshopped. It"s a... it"s a... monster.
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Male 228
Elephant seals can grow up to 20 feet and weigh 8800 pounds.
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Male 7,123
Minazo, an elephant seal. Died before becoming a meme.
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Male 453
Just one mint....it`s wafer thin.
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Female 592
I love that joke. But seriously, I have always felt sorry for seals and the like, they are so inept, only having fins. They are like the disabled of the sea. But holy hell, it`s a good thing he doesn`t have fangs or a bad attitude.
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Male 3,894
So a Penguin is driving through the midwest, on his way to see family for the holidays. About halfway through Indiana, he notices his car is driving funny, and he pulls off into the nearest town to get it checked out. He leaves the car with a mechanic, and as he sits in the waiting room, he notices a little ice cream parlor across the street.

With all that he`s been through today, the penguin feels like he`s earned a treat. So he walks into the shop and orders the largest cone of vanilla they have. He dives into it, and when he finally finishes, his face is absolutely dripping with vanilla. Not seeing a restroom to clean up in, he heads back over to the garage.

When he walks in the door, he is hailed by the mechanic. "There you are, sir! We`ve had a look at your car, and it looks like you`ve blown a seal."

The penguin hurriedly replies "oh no, no, that`s just ice cream."
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Male 757
I has mah bucket.

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Male 11,740
Rosie O`Donnell must still have a lot of money if she can afford someone to feed her.
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Male 5,548
That thing falls forward, we got a squished oompaloompa!
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Male 36,301
vv @nettech is correct: lolrus, with his bukket!
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Male 37,888

Not shopped, that`s an oompaloompa feeding it.
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Male 135
who cares what it is?
it has a bucket.
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Female 685
D`awwww... LOLrus kicked the bucket.
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Male 1,053
It`s the lolrus.

It`s an elephant seal...
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Male 27
The photos are of Minazo, a 5 meter long, 2 metric ton in weight Southern Elephant Seal who passed away at the age of 11 on October 4th, 2005 after living his entire life at Enoshima Aquarium in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan.
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Male 240
It`s a sea lion. Not a seal, not a walrus.
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Male 2,619
Walrus FS.
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Male 439
Seal, walrus. Tomato, Tomahto.
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Female 676
I`m pretty sure the reason it`s such a huge seal is that it`s a walrus. -.-
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Male 2,670
Which Kardassian is that?
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Male 1,625
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Male 1,053

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Male 684
"Of course it`s not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them."

right, because we have never taught seals to do tricks...
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Female 2,602
Sea-*lion* ?
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Male 439
Of course it`s not fake or photoshopped in any way. Seals always hold the bucket while their handler feeds them.
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Male 19,837
Link: Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic] [Rate Link] - Pretty sure not Photoshopped. It`s a... it`s a... monster.
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