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Date: 01/29/13 08:10 PM

43 Responses to Ear Gauges Gone Wrong [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 5:43 pm
    Link: Ear Gauges Gone Wrong - Who wants onion rings? MMMMMM
  2. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    omg. i think i just thew up a little in my mouth. How do you even fix this? How long did it take for this to happen? So many questions.
  3. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:02 pm
    Congratulations! Now even the other self-mutilated deformed side-show freaks will look at you as a self-mutilated deformed side-show freak.
  4. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:22 pm
    thanks, I was eating.
  5. Profile photo of Limiteded
    Limiteded Male 30-39
    131 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:22 pm
    I guess this guy missed out on that classic, "everything in moderation" speech.
  6. Profile photo of tacks
    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:29 pm
    Make your spaces bigger, they said. You`ll look cool, they said.
  7. Profile photo of insanmonster
    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:35 pm
    @bophus, shouldn`t take too long to fix, after a blow out of this proportion the only feasible option is to "chop" the remaining lobe, it really won`t even look that different than a normal ear other than there will be a scar along the edge.
  8. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    Wouldn`t that become gangrenous or something?
  9. Profile photo of pirhomaniak
    pirhomaniak Male 30-39
    210 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:42 pm
    I said out loud, "eh, duct tape fixes everything," then the roll of duct tape on my desk vomited.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    "I was going for that look"
  11. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:55 pm
    9lives is trying hard to teach us right from wrong? Works for me.
  12. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:10 pm
    Can`t unsee, aaaaarghhhh
  13. Profile photo of robthelurker
    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2766 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm
    disturbing.
  14. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:53 pm
    Skin only stretches so much.. Said every mother ever.
  15. Profile photo of M4A1
    M4A1 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 11:48 pm
    Bacon Time!
  16. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 12:53 am
    Great. Now my keyboard`s covered with a stinky mess of acorn meal and bile.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 1:31 am
    @ByOwlPost

  18. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 2:38 am
    Ew. Made me wanna vomit just a little bit.
  19. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 3:03 am
    How exactly does a person get to that point? I am a little bit confused here because you would think that someone might notice there is a serious issues starting to happen?
  20. Profile photo of Anshin
    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 4:08 am
    How does someone NOT notice that their ear is literally rotting away?!
  21. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 4:24 am
    That`s really cool, man.
  22. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 5:36 am
    now I want bacon for some reason
  23. Profile photo of geckohead
    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 5:54 am
    HA -ha!
  24. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 6:13 am
    Closed, healthy gauges are so mainstream.
  25. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 7:22 am
    I`ll bet the hand sanitizer in the unemployment line will help...
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 7:33 am

    The avatar for this thread really looks disgusting....or erotic, I can`t tell which.
  27. Profile photo of TuckFarted
    TuckFarted Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 8:02 am
    *Barf*
  28. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 8:05 am
    Gerry do you mean the thumbnail?
  29. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 8:15 am

    I like to think I am responsible for this. I often pray that bad things happen to idiots with gauged ears.
  30. Profile photo of LegosFTW
    LegosFTW Male 18-29
    69 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 9:24 am
    As someone with stretched lobes (and a licensed body piercer), I`d like to explain what more than likely happened to this jackass.
    Saw it all the time. About a year and a half ago there was a popularity spike in LARGE (1"+) stretched lobes. Like other fads, everyone wanted it, and they wanted it NOW. I had my lobes at 2" (currently at 1.5), but that took me about 4 years. Kids were trying to get to this size in as little as 6 months, and they were completely drating up their ears in the process. This kid probably stretched them beyond rips and blowouts, to the point where the ear was so thin it died. Had he taken his time or at least taken them out once they ripped, this would have never happened.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Thank you Smutleybutt, your nitpicking was very productive.
  32. Profile photo of Denogginizer
    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 10:04 am
    Maybe this will help curtail this disgusting habbit.
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Yes Smutleybutt, thanks. Apparently not all that confused, really, since you managed to research it, and provide links to the corrections. I was surprised there were not pie charts.
  34. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 10:59 am
    Well at least you learned something today.

    Here`s that pie chart you wanted, enjoy!

  35. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 11:10 am
    hahah.. drating hipsters
  36. Profile photo of Crizzy777
    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 1:48 pm
    Well smutleybutt this is a library pie chart (beware of troling ;)
  37. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 5:22 pm
    Hmmmmm, crispy.
  38. Profile photo of Kilgore89
    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    January 31, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    So it never occurred to you to seek medical attention? Maybe take the damn thing out before your ear fell apart?
  39. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    January 31, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    Well, that`s a nice thing to do to one`s body.
  40. Profile photo of jinxjinx34
    jinxjinx34 Male 30-39
    183 posts
    January 31, 2013 at 7:48 pm
    Ha! Excellent.
  41. Profile photo of IEatRocks
    IEatRocks Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 31, 2013 at 10:42 pm
    Oh my god that`s disgusting.
    Have you ever been in close proximity to someone when they take gauges out?... It stinks. Bad. Like ear cheese.
  42. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    February 1, 2013 at 11:26 am
    "Have you ever been in close proximity to someone when they take gauges out?... It stinks. Bad. Like ear cheese."

    That`s called not washing. Wearing them is the same as wearing any clothing, you need to wash them every day or two minimum, just how you would wash your clothes.

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