Ear Gauges Gone Wrong [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

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There are 43 comments:
Female 375
"Have you ever been in close proximity to someone when they take gauges out?... It stinks. Bad. Like ear cheese."

That`s called not washing. Wearing them is the same as wearing any clothing, you need to wash them every day or two minimum, just how you would wash your clothes.
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Female 16
Oh my god that`s disgusting.
Have you ever been in close proximity to someone when they take gauges out?... It stinks. Bad. Like ear cheese.
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Male 184
Ha! Excellent.
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Male 522
Well, that`s a nice thing to do to one`s body.
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Male 194
So it never occurred to you to seek medical attention? Maybe take the damn thing out before your ear fell apart?
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Male 2,619
Hmmmmm, crispy.
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Male 112
Well smutleybutt this is a library pie chart (beware of troling ;)
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Male 554
hahah.. drating hipsters
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Male 1,377
Well at least you learned something today.

Here`s that pie chart you wanted, enjoy!

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Male 37,888

Yes Smutleybutt, thanks. Apparently not all that confused, really, since you managed to research it, and provide links to the corrections. I was surprised there were not pie charts.
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Male 820
Maybe this will help curtail this disgusting habbit.
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Male 37,888

Thank you Smutleybutt, your nitpicking was very productive.
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Male 69
As someone with stretched lobes (and a licensed body piercer), I`d like to explain what more than likely happened to this jackass.
Saw it all the time. About a year and a half ago there was a popularity spike in LARGE (1"+) stretched lobes. Like other fads, everyone wanted it, and they wanted it NOW. I had my lobes at 2" (currently at 1.5), but that took me about 4 years. Kids were trying to get to this size in as little as 6 months, and they were completely drating up their ears in the process. This kid probably stretched them beyond rips and blowouts, to the point where the ear was so thin it died. Had he taken his time or at least taken them out once they ripped, this would have never happened.
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Male 4,893

I like to think I am responsible for this. I often pray that bad things happen to idiots with gauged ears.
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Male 1,377
Female 87
*Barf*
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Male 37,888

The avatar for this thread really looks disgusting....or erotic, I can`t tell which.
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Male 1,950
I`ll bet the hand sanitizer in the unemployment line will help...
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Male 5,811
Closed, healthy gauges are so mainstream.
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Female 592
HA -ha!
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Male 950
now I want bacon for some reason
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Male 3,472
That`s really cool, man.
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Female 127
How does someone NOT notice that their ear is literally rotting away?!
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Male 928
How exactly does a person get to that point? I am a little bit confused here because you would think that someone might notice there is a serious issues starting to happen?
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Female 538
Ew. Made me wanna vomit just a little bit.
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Male 13,624
@ByOwlPost

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Male 6,227
Great. Now my keyboard`s covered with a stinky mess of acorn meal and bile.
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Male 42
Bacon Time!
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Female 519
Skin only stretches so much.. Said every mother ever.
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Male 3,406
disturbing.
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Male 1,015
Can`t unsee, aaaaarghhhh
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Male 674
9lives is trying hard to teach us right from wrong? Works for me.
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Male 37,888

"I was going for that look"
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Male 286
I said out loud, "eh, duct tape fixes everything," then the roll of duct tape on my desk vomited.
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Male 914
Wouldn`t that become gangrenous or something?
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Male 291
@bophus, shouldn`t take too long to fix, after a blow out of this proportion the only feasible option is to "chop" the remaining lobe, it really won`t even look that different than a normal ear other than there will be a scar along the edge.
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Female 155
Make your spaces bigger, they said. You`ll look cool, they said.
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Male 140
I guess this guy missed out on that classic, "everything in moderation" speech.
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Female 4,349
thanks, I was eating.
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Male 15,832
Congratulations! Now even the other self-mutilated deformed side-show freaks will look at you as a self-mutilated deformed side-show freak.
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Male 482
omg. i think i just thew up a little in my mouth. How do you even fix this? How long did it take for this to happen? So many questions.
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Female 8,044
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