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Date: 01/10/13 03:19 PM

29 Responses to Don`t Mix Kick-Assery And Christianity Please [Pic

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    Um, it`s just "closed" as opposed to being "out of business" @FancyLad, you posting while stoned... again?

    Or are all Karate Clubs open 24 hours a day in "FancyLand"? lolz!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:34 pm
    Or, it`s outside of business hours or they`re in a dying mall.
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:38 pm
    I`m more turned off by the word "totally" in the store name. Is that supposed to make it sound cool?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    BC = Badass Christian


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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:28 pm
    Why is being Christian important?
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    What makes normal karate not christian? o-o I mean I guess you could have a super traditional sensei or something...
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    I am so sick of religous groups spewing their BS -but none more the the"christians`!
    Keep it to youself!!
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    I kick ass for the Lord!
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 6:55 pm
    My ninjitsu sempai is christian. He`s also a hairdresser. And my wife`s older brother.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 7:10 pm
    Wow..I try so hard not to talk poo about christians. So drating hard. But they really set themselves up for it.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    Some people believe that Karate and other "martial arts" have a spiritual element which is contrary to Christain values & teachings.

    Perhaps they`re wrong, but it`s their RIGHT to be wrong, ok?
    And if the people who run the business WANT to name it that? It`s their right as well.

    Lib-tards, ffs.

    Wait, is this (yet another) Christian bashing post? Should I put up some catgirls???
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    Sweep the leg! You have a problem with that?
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    razbitom Male 40-49
    911 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm
    it`s sunday?
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 11:26 pm
    @5Cats

    It`s their RIGHT to be wrong, and it`s everyone else`s RIGHT to think that they`re batpoo insane.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 12:03 am
    If Jebus knew karate he could have used his cross as a lethal chopping move and get off with being
    nailed up to the blinking thing
    Would have thought his dad would have told him this
    Shame on you Jebus`s dad
    You may boast about immaculate conception but
    Not teaching your son self defence - well
    go hang your head big beardy sort
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 12:32 am
    This is one of your better thread titles, fancy. It just made me LOL (which is actually a Bad Thing since I`m on the train on my way into work right now :o ).
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 1:43 am
    clearly nobody in this thread has taken karate. karate is not about `kicking ass`
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 6:27 am
    Yeah, that must be the case darkmagic.

    (cough) tosser (cough)
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 7:12 am
    Kung FU JESUS!!!

    Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!!!
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:10 am
    "Ready christians! Turn the other cheek!" What kind of martial art is that?

    There is no "christian karate" except in some deluded Christians head. But hey...why start questioning their vivid imagination now right?

    It would only be a few thousand years too late.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:31 am
    Quite right, there is no such thing as "Christian Karate". There is such a thing as Muslim Karate. A friend of mine does it. He said he could loan me a few DVDs of them doing their stuff, and asked if I wanted him to stick the Koran on there too? Just to be polite, I said, "sure, burn me a copy", and that`s when the problems started...

    I`m here all week. :|
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:36 am
    Agree with @darkmagic14n. And why not have a Christian form of martial art? If it gets you from wherever you are to be one step closer to God, then I say go for it. I would have loved that when I was youn...ger. What a great way to reach kids you may not be able to do otherwise. I think it would be awesome to develop a series of martial art moves based around a philosophy of christ-like principles. Again, who says it`s about kicking ass?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:54 am
    @papajon: I do. And I`ve been doing it for 25 years. If you think martial arts aren`t at least partly about kicking arses, you`re mistaken. Next you`ll be telling me God told you that golf isn`t about hitting little balls with sticks.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 8:55 am
    lol@macguffin

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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 9:22 am
    You have offended my dojo and my sensei, and for that you will pay with your life. I will avenge the honor of Totally Christian Karate!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 10:37 am
    @zach: You tell them. Kill any and all detractors of the Christian Dojo. Then three days later, once they`ve learned their lesson, bring `em back to life again.
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    lt633c Male 50-59
    143 posts
    January 11, 2013 at 11:47 pm
    "Say you love Jesus, or I`ll pull your arm off and beat you to death with it !"
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    January 12, 2013 at 6:33 am
    This.

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