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Date: 01/29/13 09:41 AM

23 Responses to Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:43 am
    Link: Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You - A simple how-to on how to ward of attackers.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:55 am
    "And if that doesn`t work, just buy your attacker ice-cream..."
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 9:57 am
    Old Ass REPOST
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:01 am
    Lol at the belly of the kid.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:05 am
    Whatever that vid was striving for (funny? cute?) it failed miserably. *yawn*
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:06 am

    He starts by picking his nose then sticking that finger in his eye.
    I didn`t hear anything after that, I couldn`t get past the eye-booger.

    Maybe you`re supposed to gross your attacker out then run away while she`s vomiting?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:31 am
    never shake a baby
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 11:24 am
    Yes, always start your video with a nose-picking. And it is way past that kid`s bedtime.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:42 pm
    The kid was cute! What a little sweetie-pie!
    Dad`s an idiot though...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:55 pm
    @SmutleyButt: Thanks ol` buddy!



    Catgirl time!

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    Lol`d at the mask coming off
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    Is this guy making funny? Creepy baby shaker dad is bent in the head.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    5Cats - are done yet with all those silly catgirls?


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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 5:51 pm
    @Gerry1: Not until @FancyLad:
    a) stops with reposts
    b) asks me to stop

    Until then, I`ll try to put a sexy "catboy" in for you now and then ;-)
    I`ve put a few in before! Catboys that is. And wolfgirls, monstergirls, bunnygirls... the supply is neverending!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    5Cats, I`ll live without sexy cat boy, thanks.
    Look, I like posting pics as much as anyone, but they should have something to do with the thread? Some comic or satyrical context. Those cat-strippers of yours have nothing to do with anything in the threads.

    Except maybe the FURRIES thread which is one fo the few you HAVE NOT put cat-chicks in.

    Really, at first they were cute, now they`re annoying. Even Sqrl4Sale had to stop putting squirrels in everything and I had to stop with the bottomless boy-dancers. ...
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    Those cat-strippers of yours...
    @Gerry1: Strippers? I think you`re "projecting" just a bit here...

    Well? It`s a "repost" and a "Jesus-bashing post" thing. And I don`t do it EVERY single time... pretty close! But not always.
    And the reason for it remains: it`s a repost? Even a stupid CATGIRL PIC is better than that!

    Especially if a simple "search" pops the origional post up on it`s first page!

    I like catgirls! And it`s fun to go hunting for MOAR catgirl pics that I haven`t posted already! As I often say, I keep finding new sources of fresh catgirls! The supply is endless! Thank-you Japan!

    Then there`s "monstergirls" :drools:

    PLUS: I keep it "clean" you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... or perhaps you do? (lolz!)

    (srsly: if asked to? I`d stop)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 7:19 pm
    But not if YOU ask @Gerry1~ lolz!

    I know you`ve been kind to me, and I respect your suggestion. No worries mate!

    Dead Fingers Talk
    I love DFT! I single-handedly promoted them on Demonoid for years.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    5Cats, "you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... "
    Filth on the web? Reallyh, if you`re just going to make stuff up there`s just no talking to you.

    I`m just not into those japanese cat things. {except Maru}


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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 10:27 pm
    You two just brought new meaning to `Cat Fight`.
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 11:00 am
    @r66tramp: lolz! Excellent observation!

    @Gerry1: Maru is an international treasure:



    It`s like sushi, everyone likes Maru!

    I was thinking of things other than catgirls to post on reposts:

    Modern Fables: like Aesops, only newer! Some written by me, others "adapted". 1,000 characters is a severe limit though.

    Tales of 5Cats & @FancyLad in Southeast Asia: (1985-1989)
    Completely fictional accounts of our titular adventures. Usually involving booze, hookers, violence and crime. I still have the pictures! And those scars...

    (note: this would be mucho bettero if I could make a fake picture to "prove" each tall tale, eh?)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 11:34 am

    5Cats, how about, every time they do a repost {daily}
    you tell a different Pete & Repeat joke?

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 12:40 pm
    You mean this?
    Pete and Repeat were in a boat...?

    I think I`ll stick to catgirls...
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    LOL that`s the guy who did the little survival shorts for that shoe company.. tava.. or teva shoes... either way they are funny.. and if you haven`t seen them watch them

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