Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

A simple how-to on how to ward of attackers.
There are 23 comments:
Male 2,376
LOL that`s the guy who did the little survival shorts for that shoe company.. tava.. or teva shoes... either way they are funny.. and if you haven`t seen them watch them
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Male 37,764
You mean this?
Pete and Repeat were in a boat...?

I think I`ll stick to catgirls...
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Male 38,468

5Cats, how about, every time they do a repost {daily}
you tell a different Pete & Repeat joke?

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Male 37,764
@r66tramp: lolz! Excellent observation!

@Gerry1: Maru is an international treasure:



It`s like sushi, everyone likes Maru!

I was thinking of things other than catgirls to post on reposts:

Modern Fables: like Aesops, only newer! Some written by me, others "adapted". 1,000 characters is a severe limit though.

Tales of 5Cats & @FancyLad in Southeast Asia: (1985-1989)
Completely fictional accounts of our titular adventures. Usually involving booze, hookers, violence and crime. I still have the pictures! And those scars...

(note: this would be mucho bettero if I could make a fake picture to "prove" each tall tale, eh?)
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Male 674
You two just brought new meaning to `Cat Fight`.
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Male 38,468

5Cats, [quote]"you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... " [/quote]
Filth on the web? Reallyh, if you`re just going to make stuff up there`s just no talking to you.

I`m just not into those japanese cat things. {except Maru}


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Male 37,764
But not if YOU ask @Gerry1~ lolz!

I know you`ve been kind to me, and I respect your suggestion. No worries mate!

Dead Fingers Talk
I love DFT! I single-handedly promoted them on Demonoid for years.
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Male 37,764
[quote]Those cat-strippers of yours...[/quote]
@Gerry1: Strippers? I think you`re "projecting" just a bit here...

Well? It`s a "repost" and a "Jesus-bashing post" thing. And I don`t do it EVERY single time... pretty close! But not always.
And the reason for it remains: it`s a repost? Even a stupid CATGIRL PIC is better than that!

Especially if a simple "search" pops the origional post up on it`s first page!

I like catgirls! And it`s fun to go hunting for MOAR catgirl pics that I haven`t posted already! As I often say, I keep finding new sources of fresh catgirls! The supply is endless! Thank-you Japan!

Then there`s "monstergirls" :drools:

PLUS: I keep it "clean" you have no idea how much filth there is on the interwebs... or perhaps you do? (lolz!)

(srsly: if asked to? I`d stop)
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Male 38,468

5Cats, I`ll live without sexy cat boy, thanks.
Look, I like posting pics as much as anyone, but they should have something to do with the thread? Some comic or satyrical context. Those cat-strippers of yours have nothing to do with anything in the threads.

Except maybe the FURRIES thread which is one fo the few you HAVE NOT put cat-chicks in.

Really, at first they were cute, now they`re annoying. Even Sqrl4Sale had to stop putting squirrels in everything and I had to stop with the bottomless boy-dancers. ...
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Male 37,764
@Gerry1: Not until @FancyLad:
a) stops with reposts
b) asks me to stop

Until then, I`ll try to put a sexy "catboy" in for you now and then ;-)
I`ve put a few in before! Catboys that is. And wolfgirls, monstergirls, bunnygirls... the supply is neverending!
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Male 38,468

5Cats - are done yet with all those silly catgirls?


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Male 674
Is this guy making funny? Creepy baby shaker dad is bent in the head.
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Male 7,775
Lol`d at the mask coming off
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Male 37,764
@SmutleyButt: Thanks ol` buddy!



Catgirl time!

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Male 37,764
The kid was cute! What a little sweetie-pie!
Dad`s an idiot though...
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Female 2,691
Yes, always start your video with a nose-picking. And it is way past that kid`s bedtime.
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Male 3,612
never shake a baby
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Male 38,468

He starts by picking his nose then sticking that finger in his eye.
I didn`t hear anything after that, I couldn`t get past the eye-booger.

Maybe you`re supposed to gross your attacker out then run away while she`s vomiting?
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Male 2,711
Whatever that vid was striving for (funny? cute?) it failed miserably. *yawn*
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Male 5,080
Lol at the belly of the kid.
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Male 1,377
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Male 5,617
"And if that doesn`t work, just buy your attacker ice-cream..."
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Male 20,148
Link: Defend Yourself Against Someone Attacking You [Rate Link] - A simple how-to on how to ward of attackers.
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