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Date: 01/08/13 04:56 PM

22 Responses to Death By Baptism? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 4:57 pm
    Link: Death By Baptism? - There`s gotta be an easier way to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 5:09 pm
    and people ask me why i`m atheist
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 5:30 pm
    "Do you feel the holly spirit?" Not sure, is it a little like drowning while a shark thrashes you around.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    It`s okay, if you die in a state of grace you go to heaven.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6900 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    If you think being dunked in a pool of water somehow makes an omniscient sky lord love you more you should probably drown anyway. It will be better for the gene pool.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 6:01 pm
    FINISH HIM
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    TuckFarted Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    `Smack my bitch up` by the Prodigy would be a good song for this gif...
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    ReBoot Male 18-29
    233 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 6:52 pm
    The inflatable pool really detracts fro the holiness imo

    Still, i suppose it makes just as much sense as any other baptism lol
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 6:58 pm
    Another silly club hazing
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    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 7:25 pm
    It`s not okay if he dies. The Catholic (I know it`s a sect of Christianity) religion says you have to eat his body and drink his blood or you will go to hell. Quick shove some crackers and wine down his throat.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm
    Not sure if Baptism or waterboarding...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 8, 2013 at 8:22 pm
    Then the fat guy stands up and sits on the guy who threw him into the water. Game over.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 8, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    Another in a recent rash of forcible baptisms.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 12:16 am
    i lold now i`m going to hell
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7750 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 12:57 am
    "Grrr...I said, praise the Lord"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 1:42 am
    Looks a tad vigorous
    I would have to twat the sod
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 3:44 am
    "Yeah, aight. You wanna be saved? You saved, biatch! Now git yo azz outta my pool!

    8-) LJ
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 6:10 am
    Either that or Westboro will waterboard you.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 12:17 pm
    That was more of a slam dunk than a baptism.
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    January 9, 2013 at 9:22 pm
    Ima baptize the SH*T out yo A$$!!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 12:56 am
    "...And, after that day, Darian the Pious was for ever unable to go five minutes without swearing, along with having an irrational fear of kiddie pools.."
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 10:45 am
    Ah, yes, nothing like a baptism in the sacred kiddie pool. Can I get a plastic jesus to hang from my rear-view mirror to commemorate the event?

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