Death By Baptism? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

There"s gotta be an easier way to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
There are 22 comments:
Male 335
Ah, yes, nothing like a baptism in the sacred kiddie pool. Can I get a plastic jesus to hang from my rear-view mirror to commemorate the event?
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Male 5,617
"...And, after that day, Darian the Pious was for ever unable to go five minutes without swearing, along with having an irrational fear of kiddie pools.."
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Male 265
Ima baptize the SH*T out yo A$$!!
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Male 17,512
That was more of a slam dunk than a baptism.
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Male 2,619
Either that or Westboro will waterboard you.
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Male 723
"Yeah, aight. You wanna be saved? You saved, biatch! Now git yo azz outta my pool!

8-) LJ
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Male 13,624
Looks a tad vigorous
I would have to twat the sod
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Male 7,775
"Grrr...I said, praise the Lord"
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Male 500
i lold now i`m going to hell
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Female 6,381
Another in a recent rash of forcible baptisms.
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Male 11,740
Then the fat guy stands up and sits on the guy who threw him into the water. Game over.
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Male 12,138
Not sure if Baptism or waterboarding...
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Male 150
It`s not okay if he dies. The Catholic (I know it`s a sect of Christianity) religion says you have to eat his body and drink his blood or you will go to hell. Quick shove some crackers and wine down his throat.
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Male 1,558
Another silly club hazing
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Male 233
The inflatable pool really detracts fro the holiness imo

Still, i suppose it makes just as much sense as any other baptism lol
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Female 87
`Smack my bitch up` by the Prodigy would be a good song for this gif...
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Male 2,841
FINISH HIM
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Male 8,132
If you think being dunked in a pool of water somehow makes an omniscient sky lord love you more you should probably drown anyway. It will be better for the gene pool.
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Male 38,480

It`s okay, if you die in a state of grace you go to heaven.
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Female 373
"Do you feel the holly spirit?" Not sure, is it a little like drowning while a shark thrashes you around.
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Male 2,384
and people ask me why i`m atheist
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Male 20,158
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