America`s 2nd Revolutionary War

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Traveling from tea parties in TX to "Oath Keeper" rallies in MA, VICE investigates the possibile 2nd Revolutionary War
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Male 14,332
[quote]I wondered what that whooshing noise was[/quote]

Probably you queefing. Try to hide it as much as you can greater than 200 or 300 would also include morbidly obese you`re a buffoon.
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Male 505
Can somebody please make it very clear who will be fighting who with all the guns you need to fight `the government` under the second amendment. Is it the military under instruction from the government fighting the people? Will all the people fight the government or will some side with the government and fight those who have a particular view. Will the military be breaking up wars between militias with different views? I really am lost how this is all going to come about and what you are protecting yourselves from.
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Male 2,159
as long as we have a military of might,we don`t fear the government.this isn`t germany 1938. I`m sure if attacked-most would defend home before country.
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Male 459
Maybe I missed it, but exactly who are these people going to be fighting? soldiers of the new world order? in their new world order uniforms? or is it `The Government`? they`re the guys in black suits and earpieces who get around in black helicopters?.
I`m not so naive as to believe that globalization, wars in the middle east, or the controlling influence of corporations on government is nothing to be concerned about, but who are you arming yourself against? and who are `the government` coming to get anyway?
Sgt. Dyer seems fairly intelligent, but he needs some serious counseling.
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Male 38,455

I look forward to it.
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Male 676
Only an idiot would truly and fully ignore what`s going on right in front of their eyes. It`s ok to question. I know a couple of people that are already sorry that they voted Obama in for a second term.
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Male 508
Make fun of these guys but don`t make the mistake of dismissing them. The people in this vid are ordinary folks and this movement is growing...fast.

And they`re not half wrong...
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Female 6,381
You can`t fish in a small pond of paranoids, people who don`t understand government, gun maniacs, and conspiracy buffs and then claim to catch a huge revolutionary movement. Most of these boneheads would run with their tails between their legs if they had to face war. They like to talk big and BS because it makes them feel good, that`s all.
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Male 554
..cough cough...phuktards.. cough

these people are WHY, other countries laugh at the USA
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Male 2,390
"By making it 300lbs (the "morbidly obese") against those less than that (most of whom will still be over 200lbs)"

wOW, way to make me feel like I don`t belong. Just like being in highschool again. Wonder if the chess club is taking applications.
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Female 2,602

[quote]Translation: I think all people from the US are fat and hate them because I`m a vain stuck up kunt.[/quote]

Translation: "I just realised I was trying to point out a non-mistake to someone that was mocking me in a way I was too stupid even to understand. I wondered what that whooshing noise was."
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Male 14,332
Translation: I think all people from the US are fat and hate them because I`m a vain stuck up kunt.
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Female 2,602
@McGovern: My guess is that you`d be killed during the stampede in the opening skirmish: "The Battle Of Taco Bell".

Whether you were on the side of the sub-300lbs (the merely "fat", because they`d still be huge, because my point is there *are* no thin Americans you dumbass) or over 300lbs (the "morbidly obese") isn`t what would be the deciding factor. The fact is you`re just too stupid to live and would therefore get killed in the stampede.
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Male 14,332
"I think you should make it Americans weighing more than 200lbs/300lbs vs the fat ones."

MORE THAN do you see the flaw yet???? Wow.
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Female 2,602
No, it just occurred to me that if we made the cut off for getting into the merely "fat" side 200lbs, there would only be about 2% of you versus the rest. By making it 300lbs (the "morbidly obese") against those less than that (most of whom will still be over 200lbs) it`ll be a more even split, will last longer and will therefore be funnier for the rest of the world to watch.
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Male 14,332
@MacGuffin

ROFL!!! Now wouldn`t the fat ones also be over 200 or 300 pounds. Double down on fail.
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Female 2,602

[quote]Maths not a strong point with this one. Well nothings really a strong point with this one.[/quote]

I`m sorry, I of course meant Merkins over *300* lbs vs the fat ones.
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Male 2,159
He understands the microphone works,he`s got that going for him....Forrest Dump.
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Male 15,832
This guy should have worked for George III.
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Male 14,332
[quote]I think you should make it Americans weighing more than 200lbs vs the fat ones. [/quote]


Maths not a strong point with this one. Well nothings really a strong point with this one.
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Male 2,598
would be number 3 by my count. sure the south lost, but it was their revolution
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Male 1,048
Just. No.
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Female 2,602
Next time you guys have a go at one another, instead of dividing yourselves along political or geographic lines I think you should make it Americans weighing more than 200lbs vs the fat ones.
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Female 8,044
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