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Date: 01/28/13 07:18 AM

35 Responses to Advice To The Lovelorn [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:18 am
    Link: Advice To The Lovelorn - What`s your advice, I-A-B ?
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    817 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:24 am
    Dress up like Princess Leia in the slave bikini and await your orders.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:40 am
    Dress up as the Emperor and get a tazer gun, show him who`s master of the force.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:45 am

    insane ai, "Dress up like Princess Leia in the slave bikini and await your orders."
    What if it`s a guy asking the question?
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:54 am
    Leave quickly...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 7:58 am
    Play with his lightsaber!
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    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 8:29 am
    Gerry1of1 "What if it`s a guy asking the question?"
    dress like Luke and ask "what do you want daddy?"
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 8:35 am
    Get a video cam and swear you will never let anyone else see it...
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 8:36 am
    @bluevayero 50% funny 50% disturbing
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 8:39 am

    LOL @ bluevayero
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    579 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 9:06 am
    Wow... a preview of Episode 7? Was this okayed by Disney?
  12. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    817 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 9:23 am
    @Gerry: in your case the same instruction apply unless you prefer a different character. Even being gay, the Princess Leia outfit could still work with enough imagination.

    using your best Yoda voice say the follwing:

    Get me a towel bitch!

    Oooooh, feeeeeel the Fooooorce

    Like the little green thing, you do!
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    whirlygirl Female 30-39
    232 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 9:45 am
    Marry him. He`s a keeper.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 9:55 am
    New boyfriend: find one! Preferably a Star Trek fan...
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 9:59 am
    ...use the force.
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    lt633c Male 50-59
    143 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:47 am
    Tell him to buy a life.....they`re on sale at WalMart.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:53 am
    My guess is, if you throw his poo out on the lawn and call the cops, he`ll stop acting like a childish dickhead, at least for a moment. Problem solved. NEXT!
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:53 am
    Do as he asks; Kick his ass and get a new boyfriend.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:56 am
    Kick him in the nuts. Then when he`s laying on the floor in the fetal position stand over him and say "Who`s YOUR daddy Darth?"
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:58 am
    ORRRRRR...
    You can wear this around the house and wait until his blood boils...


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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    If he hasn`t done his chores yet, tell him:

    "Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you wash the dishes, nor given you telekinesis to take out the garbage."

    He will probably try to force-choke you. Act like you are being choked and he`ll think he really has the force. Then fake it in bed.
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    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 3:59 pm
    Marry him would be my advice.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Do what he says, and get back in the kitchen.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    If this is the only childish thing your boyfriend does to wind you up then I`d say you`ve found yourself a keeper. However if it is really bothering you do the same back to him...every time he tries to touch you up just say `these aren`t they titties you are looking for.`
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 6:04 pm
    That`s what a 12 year old mind does
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4887 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm
    Dress up as Leia and give him a BJ.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 28, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    obvious, call him darth kickass and get on with life.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:08 am
    sport a huge strap on dildo,
    and tell him `im going to enter your dark side`
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:12 am
    Gerry1of1
    Reminds me of a old joke
    New guy gets thrown in a cell with this huge bad hairy guy
    its coming to lights out time,
    Big hairy guy says to newbie,
    `I like to play moms and dads, who would you like to be tonight`
    new guy thinks, and says
    `I`ll be the dad`
    `Ok says big hairy guy`
    `I`ll be mom then, come here and suck mommas C ock`
    ahem
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:15 am
    If you`re both 12 or under, just call him Darth Kickass. However, if you`re older than 12, dump him. He`s a f***tard loser, and he always will be.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    January 29, 2013 at 12:16 am
    Just say: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo......
  32. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 12:24 am
    Duh. Put your hair up and ask him to call you Princess Lay-me.
    Let shenanigans ensue.
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    Metalcraze Male 18-29
    101 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 12:34 am
    Damn,I hate Star Wars.
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    January 30, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    Keep him. He`s awesome.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    February 3, 2013 at 1:29 am
    My advice is to delete OldOllie`s internet.

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