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Date: 01/03/13 03:35 PM

32 Responses to 6-Year-Old Suspend For Making Gun Gesture w/ Hand

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    Link: 6-Year-Old Suspend For Making Gun Gesture w/ Hand - He formed a gun with his hand, pointed it at a student and said pow. This one`s gonna be good. I`m getting my popcorn.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2013 at 3:59 pm
    It`s in school conduct codes now.

    There`s a kid, Pennsylvania I think, who they wouldn`t let say his name (he`s deaf and signs) because his name is "Hunter" (in SEE, same motion as article.)
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 3:59 pm
    This is amerika....land of the incarcerated. It`s best to get them into the system as early as possible...
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    same thing happened to my brother about 20 years ago when he was in middle school...so nothing new i guess
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2013 at 4:07 pm
    I`m OUTRAGED by how little I care about this story.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    His "Permanent Record." I thought that only existed in cartoons.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2013 at 4:13 pm
    @CodeJockey There`s also this kid, Holland I think, who`s finger is stuck in a dyke. He can`t remove it or the town will flood.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    LET`S BAN HANDS!! HANDS ARE DANGEROUS! OAIS:DFI HS:DFYSUD"GYSDGY :OSDYG"yuadofyg [ae0u
    [sidf
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 4:34 pm
    Children wouldn`t be violent if we would just ban thumbs and forefingers.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 3, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    The kid was sent to the principal 3 times just that one day.
    But of course "I didn`t do nothin` " and his lame ass parents
    believe him. Sounds like they got tired of him disrupting class
    for everyone and just sent him packing for a few days. My dad
    would not have been bad at the school, he`d have whooped me!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    "Roscoe Nix School" Considering that "Rosco" is old gangster lingo for a gun, that`s actually quite apt and rather funny.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
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    January 3, 2013 at 5:28 pm
    Quite right too. To ensure the punishment fits the crime, they should make him *mime* writing "I must not shoot my classmates with pretend pistols" on a blackboard 100 times.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 5:32 pm
    BlankTom: Here.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 6:32 pm
    Child Worship - George Carlin (RIP)
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    That`s the problem with schools these days. The parents automatically assume that their "little angel" never causes trouble, and the teachers and staff are in the wrong.
    Yeah you get the old "well you`re old, it was horrible back then" lines from kids. Maybe so but my generation can add up without devices, we can read stories without losing concentration and we can be creative.
    Don`t tell me my generation achieved nothing either. I`ll let the internet explain what my generation did.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    Why is a huge portion of my generation and the new generation of parents the worst parents ever? They are helicopter parents. They call their kids at college every day to wake them up??? They overreact about stupid things like kids playing cops and robbers. WTH?
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 7:26 pm
    I used to run around the playground in kindergarten with another kid playing `guns`. Basically we`d just chase each other pointing fingerguns and saying bang
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    CodeJockey: here
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 11:18 pm
    I think before you`re allowed to to teach or supervise six-year-olds, you should have to prove you`re smarter than a six-year-old. That would have solved this problem before it started.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36672 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    @ IRockYeah - It never occured to me until I read your rant, but what DID your generation do? Seems like I can`t think of a single accomplishment. I`m sure there must be something....
    space?...no
    invented the.....no
    discovered the.... no

    Well I`m buggered if I can think of anything.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    January 3, 2013 at 11:21 pm
    If this kid was really a threat, the teacher could have pulled his own finger gun and shot him before too many kids had to play dead. "pew, pew, pew"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 12:19 am
    Sad times,
    I can remember when we ran about with plastic guns and rifles playing army. And no one would bat an eyelid.
    Nowadays there would be a armed response team flicking laser sights at you.
    the world is fecked up, truly fecked up


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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 12:30 am
    whodat6484
    A timely piece from the great man
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 12:52 am
    lol, Cartunze wins the internet!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 3:57 am
    Only in America would they punish a child for this whilst allowing adults to shoot each other because it`s their right.
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    HumanAction Male 18-29
    2357 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 6:47 am
    Only in America would they punish a child for this whilst allowing adults to shoot each other because it`s their right.
    In the US, it is illegal to shoot others... Hence, you are not allowed to do so. I`m not sure how you came to consider the opposite to be true.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 8:06 am
    OMG LOOK OUT IT`S AN ASSUALT FINGER!!!
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 8:28 am
    Wow, only in America.
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    HumanAction Male 18-29
    2357 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 9:21 am
    Wow, only in America.
    Such wisdom and insight for a teenager; your parents must be so proud.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 11:38 am
    @HumanAction, I`ve been watching the news for the past few weeks.
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    HumanAction Male 18-29
    2357 posts
    January 4, 2013 at 11:44 am
    @drawman

    @HumanAction, I`ve been watching the news for the past few weeks.
    So... the news has told you that it is legal to shoot your fellow citizens? This is why I do not trust the news. I assure you that it is quite illegal.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    January 7, 2013 at 6:59 am
    This is satire, right?

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