Worst Christmas Gift Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

For obvious reasons. What were you thinking?
There are 19 comments:
Female 94
Uh-oh, I laughed. I`m going to hell...
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Male 5,413
Good sense of humour
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Male 840
Seems like a good present. You can make the clapper sound with your tongue.
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Female 4,086
dang, Listypoos, you`re on a roll today.
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Male 662
@dm2754...how does it feel?
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Male 3,612
it must suck to be that ugly
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Male 14,835
@Listypoos you can`t lick her elbows either. Not that she`d let you, even if she had elbows.
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Male 1,920
"neither of us can lick our own elbows."

She could, but she needs help getting them out of that jar of formaldehyde.
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Male 38,498

And Listypoos wins the thread.
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Male 1
There is a song about her, "she`s nubs" by NOFX
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Male 3,147
I`m going to go out on a limb here and say I`m probably making too many jokes about her circumstances.. I shouldn`t really, we both actually have a lot in common...neither of us can lick our own elbows.
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Male 3,147
"How does she do her hair?"

She probably doesn`t need to... it just naturally looks like that when she rolls out of bed in the morning.
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Male 3,147
"How does she shave her pits?"

Perhaps she doesn`t...she may be French. Although if she is, she`s got it even worse than I originally thought....being French and not being able to adopt the surrender pose.
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Male 1,341
How does she... Anything?
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Male 3,147
"How does she wipe her butt?"

I don`t know... like her, I`m stumped about that.
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Female 1,478
How does she wipe her butt?
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Male 38,498

How does she shave her pits?
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Male 2,085
How does she do her hair?
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Female 8,044
Link: Worst Christmas Gift Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - For obvious reasons. What were you thinking?
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