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Date: 12/16/12 05:16 PM

19 Responses to Worst Christmas Gift Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    Link: Worst Christmas Gift Ever - For obvious reasons. What were you thinking?
  2. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    How does she do her hair?
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    How does she shave her pits?
  4. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    How does she wipe her butt?
  5. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:36 pm
    "How does she wipe her butt?"

    I don`t know... like her, I`m stumped about that.
  6. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    How does she... Anything?
  7. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    "How does she shave her pits?"

    Perhaps she doesn`t...she may be French. Although if she is, she`s got it even worse than I originally thought....being French and not being able to adopt the surrender pose.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    "How does she do her hair?"

    She probably doesn`t need to... it just naturally looks like that when she rolls out of bed in the morning.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    I`m going to go out on a limb here and say I`m probably making too many jokes about her circumstances.. I shouldn`t really, we both actually have a lot in common...neither of us can lick our own elbows.
  10. Profile photo of offsetobject
    offsetobject Male 30-39
    1 post
    December 16, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    There is a song about her, "she`s nubs" by NOFX
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    And Listypoos wins the thread.
  12. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    "neither of us can lick our own elbows."

    She could, but she needs help getting them out of that jar of formaldehyde.
  13. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 1:11 am
    @Listypoos you can`t lick her elbows either. Not that she`d let you, even if she had elbows.
  14. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 7:27 am
    it must suck to be that ugly
  15. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 8:31 am
    @dm2754...how does it feel?
  16. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 11:03 am
    dang, Listypoos, you`re on a roll today.
  17. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Seems like a good present. You can make the clapper sound with your tongue.
  18. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    Good sense of humour
  19. Profile photo of MsJJAdeL
    MsJJAdeL Female 18-29
    94 posts
    December 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Uh-oh, I laughed. I`m going to hell...

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