We`ve Got To Break Up (Song A Day #1435)

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Entertainment

Jonathon and Avery were together for 5 years. Then they broke up and wrote a song about the split.
There are 21 comments:
Male 184
serious case of jaundice
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Female 1,515
@turdburglar o.O what kind of women are you dating that intentionally sabotage birth control to get pregnant against your consent (I am assuming sabotage here since the alternative is--what? convincing you to not wear a condom or something, in which case that would be your fault)? Crazy hoes that`s for sure. Maybe it`s time you got to know some sane women...
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Male 15,262
Actually, @turdburglar, I`m not entirely sure why either of the two prior posts should have offended you. Were you aborted as a baby? Were you the product of the union between a hobo and a Pokeball? If either is the case, I apologise. I have nothing against aborted foetuses (I`m sure I`m responsible for several), hobos with Pokeballs. Although I must say, the former is the more fun on a Saturday night.
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Male 15,262
@turdburglar Nantucket is in Western US, I take it?
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Male 220
Terrible song; predictable melody and it only uses about 5 notes. gimmeabreak
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Male 4,431
Not to change the subject, but you poor bastards being manipulated by your women into getting them pregnant are just effing idiots. If you don`t want a baby, take the responsibility yourself. Get fixed, wear a condom, something. But blaming a woman over your poor choice in GFs is just sour grapes. If you`re stupid enough to get someone pregnant, guess what, you need to effing man up. :-(
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Male 505
I thought it was great... looks like I`m in a bit of a minority here tho.
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Male 4,891

Dracula - Well, I read about a guy from Nantucket.
His d1ck was so long he could suck it.

Maybe I should have said "can be" instead of "are", but this is the internet, so you can join the guy from Nantucket.




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Female 2,549
You mnow for some the clock never ticks.
Mine is digital I think.

Doubt if she will change her mi nd on this.
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Male 15,262
"If SHE was the one who wanted kids, and the guy didn`t, she would just "accidentally" get pregnant. When it comes to babies women are selfish and manipulative."

I read of a guy that gave his GF a Morning After Smoothie the next day but got busted.
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Male 39,913

The mean the act is breaking up, right?
We wont be subjected to any more from them?

Break out the CHAMPAGNE!
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Male 15,262
He looks like a hobo and she ... WTF is going on with her makeup? Olive-orange skin tones and Pokeball eyes.
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Male 151
Suicism... SO. F--kin` true.

She is definitely having kids... just not with this guy.
Some day soon... her cat will NOT be enough.
She`ll hook up with a guy hotter than this one, and then get married and have kids... quickly.
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Male 4,745
That was not good.
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Male 4,891

This is possibly the WORST POST IN THE HISTORY OF IAB. If you have any value for your time, do not click.

Sucism - Exactly what I was thinking. Also...If SHE was the one who wanted kids, and the guy didn`t, she would just "accidentally" get pregnant. When it comes to babies women are selfish and manipulative.
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Male 2,988
never heard of them, also this way boring
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Male 701
Dude, you do NOT want kids.
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Male 3,631
Who else is game for entering the pool that she`s gonna get knocked up within the next 3 years?
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Male 2,552
...meh...
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Male 309
This is... this is just depressing. Thanks for nothing fancy.
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Male 20,909
Link: We`ve Got To Break Up (Song A Day #1435) [Rate Link] - Jonathon and Avery were together for 5 years. Then they broke up and wrote a song about the split.
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