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Date: 12/03/12 11:33 AM

26 Responses to Typical I-A-B Readers? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Link: Typical I-A-B Readers? - Mock him if you want, but you gotta admit, he looks pretty comfy.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 11:55 am
    why would he be waering a t-shirt.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    Then the fan breaks and the flipflops dye your feet blue!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I need some eyebleach.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Where`s his phone for sexting ?
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    so, when guys sit they don`t just tuck to pee?
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    luxery
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    CJ?
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    "so, when guys sit they don`t just tuck to pee?"
    bit hard to ejaculate with it tucked
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    @Madest
    "CJ?"
    Hahahahahahha
    +10
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    *gag* Excuse me...I`m just...gonna go now *gag*
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    No, sorry Fancypants. I don`t have purple flip flops.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    This is making me paranoid. I`ve spent an hour looking round the room for the hidden camera.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    so, when guys sit they don`t just tuck to pee?

    In reality, yes, but there are issues:

    1) You can have your penile glans touching the inside of the front of the toilet. You`d have to be a bit odd to like rubbing your genitals on the inside of a used toilet.

    2) If you don`t tuck enough, urine will splash on to the underside of the seat. If you`ve got the angle quite wrong and/or you`re peeing forcefully, you can get urine splattering through the gap between toilet and the seat, over the floor and/or your legs.

    3) If you tuck too much, it will hurt and possibly do some internal damage. You`re forcing an artificial sharp bend into your urethra and there`s only so much of an angle you can get away with.

    Toilets are not designed for men to pee sitting down. It`s possible to use them that way anyway, but it`s not optimal.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    No it`s all made in China, bar the slob and his urine.
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    Toilet is obviously going to be from Japan
  17. Profile photo of Ston
    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    @Angilion

    4) Potentially dipping one`s penis into toilet water is not really pleasant either.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    4) Potentially dipping one`s penis into toilet water is not really pleasant either.

    I hadn`t thought about that because it`s very unlikely with standard toilets here. There`s quite a distance between the seat and the water. Few men would have to worry about dunking their danglies.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    madest: How did I know there would be a smart ass comment from you about this pic.

    Fancy: Please quit baiting the trolls.
  20. Profile photo of New_Guy
    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 2:12 am
    that just about right... I just have much much bigger ejaculation and urine receptor... much bigger like 100 times...

    What up lady`s;)
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 7:50 am
    i wouldnt trust products made in the usa. they are of questionable quality.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 8:48 am
    No IABer even comes close to this.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 9:36 am
    hemorrhoids
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2768 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 10:13 am
    i guess you could swap out the mountain dew for beer, but how are you supposed to smoke your weed?
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    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 11:46 am
    my injections are daily and for other things. They don`t mention the UV lamp on a low setting for "natural" vitamin D intake. Nore the pace maker wires set up to give an automatic charge in the obvious and inevitable case of arithmia. I have a fun life. this makes me happy.

    lamp data
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    February 21, 2013 at 12:08 am
    this made me cringe

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