Top 10 Bad Inventions Ever... Um, Invented

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Funny

Bad? Hell I want half of them! Boobie Warmers for the Win!
There are 15 comments:
Male 446
Some of those were good. Air conditioned shirt is an example: why cool down the whole room when just your core will do? We do it all the time when we take a sweater or jacket off. Canoe shoes were worn be the popular fellow by the name of Jesus of Nazareth.
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Male 164
portable bidets are great... lots of places in asia have no paper... or really really crap paper..
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Male 459
How much room is left in the suitcase for..you know, stuff?
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Male 500
@5cats: not the best idea probably, as heat may damage the valuables. There is a link between using the laptop on top of your lap and male problems, including infertility etc.

Think soft boiled eggs.
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Male 500
That air conditioned shirt...well, goodbye kidneys, goodbye liver. Having cold air blow around your waist, hips etc. is not the best idea probably.

Also, portable bidet might actually be useful.
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Male 1,627
okay those were really cool. what was wrong with the self light cig (unless mabye taste) and the vending machine dress. the suit case was badass too
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Male 768
Air conditioned shirt is genius!!
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Male 633
broke
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Male 5,617
#1
I can just see that.
Dude walking down the isle of a train, trips and skewers some kid through his sneaker, another guy`s hip and punches a chick in the back of her head on the way to breaking through the ceiling...
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Male 341
ok the vodka would be funny if you were drinking.. and the self lighting courgettes cant be any worse than the crap we smoke today lol
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Female 9,478
I thought all Vodka bottles talked to you after a couple shots.

Number one looks like something out of Get Smart.
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Male 7,775
Canoe shoes pmsl. Just need to learn how to turn back around in them
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Male 5,617
How is a portable bidet a bad invention?
If that thing works, it`s, uh, bad-assed or nice-assed depending on your POV...

The air conditioned outfit is used in racing.
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Male 37,820
Canoe Shoes:One of those things that sounds great, but in fact is impossible to make functional.

Anti-theft briefcase! lolz!

And guys could use the boobie-warmer for keeping one`s nuts & berries toasty!
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Male 38,497
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