This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 484 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

Children"s Christmas survey, 100% accurate.
There are 15 comments:
Male 335
Jesus who? Y`all know that`s just a story, right? (and not a very good one either)
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Male 7,774
I thought christmas was Santa`s birthday
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Male 4,242
36% know jesus was born in the summer.
20% are smartass
35% dont care about dumb poo.
32% mor are smartasses too
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Male 3,894
This could have been worded in a confusing way to skew the results.

Ex:
"Simon Cowell`s birthday is Dec. 25, True or False?"
"Name the missing reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, _______"

...and of course, they`d pick the Facebook answer because they thought it was funny. In other words, this indictment of the stupidity of our youth is probably nothing.
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Male 2,150
It`s been theorized that Jesus was born in the spring during lambing. Christianity has always hijacked pagan festivities as their own to make their message more aligned with customs.
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Male 554
and 99% didn`t know xmas was based on the celebration of winter solstice and the xmas tree was a pegan icon long before the christians hijacked these ideas for their own
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Male 39,948

And the Wise Men used Google Street View to find baby haysoos.
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Male 762
This survey does not require the totals of those who answered the various questions to total 100%. Of those surveyed, __% said __. Each question is based out of 100%
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Male 557
95% of people dont realize Christmas time wasnt originally celebrated to celebrate jesus.
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Male 4,745
Seems like we`re headed in the right direction. Kids shouldn`t know about Jesus, any more than they should know about Zeus. It`s something they should learn about when they are a bit older, but nothing to concern themselves with when they are young.

Stop the brainwashing. It`s the only way.
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Male 2,790
i`m missing it on I-A-B too
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Male 103
Broken link is broken.
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Male 2,841
dis page no be found
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Male 2,513
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come on fancy, come on
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Male 20,917
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 484 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Children`s Christmas survey, 100% accurate.
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