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Date: 12/08/12 04:50 PM

21 Responses to The Phonetic Spanish Dictonary [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Link: The Phonetic Spanish Dictonary - The trick is to just say the words as loud as possible. It really works!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    I`m confused.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    This is a trick to make gringos look stupid.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm
    This is a trick to make gringos look stupid.

    Gringos need no help when it comes to looking stupid
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    December 8, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    Harro fron the Orient
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    drips Male 30-39
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    December 8, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    Prolly Bloomberg`s translation guide.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    Jendrian, you`re a gringo.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    @Andrew155: I`m mexican. You`re a gringo.

    See? No help at all.
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    xDDDDDDDDD love it.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
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    December 9, 2012 at 3:51 am
    "Donde esta el cuarto de bano" is my favourite. :D
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 6:07 am
    it would help if even the phonetics were correct...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    December 9, 2012 at 6:24 am
    @jendrian

    Roflmao, excellent comeback.
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    FanciestCrab Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2012 at 8:28 am
    I mean it makes sense...somewhat..interesting to read at least, seeing as you do come decently close to the proper spanish, at least close enough to get these basic things taken care of. Favorite is how they have you say estoy beracho
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    @MrOrange: hehe, thanks!

    @McGuffin & FanciestCrab: When my step-dad-in-law came to Mexico (decades ago before I met him) he said the only things he knew how to say were: "Donde esta el bano" and "mas cerveza por favor", I thought it was hilarious that he spent weeks day tripping with those 2 phrases.
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    jclv Male 40-49
    387 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    This must be the book Peggy Hill learned from.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    December 9, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    And the volume has wtf to do with wts and roflolbbq?
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    I`m too redneck for this poo.
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    And hilariously this is serious as hell. Really look at some of these and think about what the sounds are they are trying to get you to make from the mess of seemingly random words. Look at the last 2 you should all have heard the next to last but the last one did not require any weird sound alike sentence.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm
    Spanish is pronounced like it`s spelt for the most part, this is unnecessary.
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
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    December 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Well that was awful.
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    Fml Male 30-39
    273 posts
    December 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    Nop... it’s making it sound with a very thick American accent.
    For example, compare:

    Free Hall Eat us... to... Free Hole It Toes

    The second sounds like a correct Spanish pronunciation

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