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Date: 12/25/12 10:35 AM

31 Responses to The Creepiest Open Casket Funeral Ever [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 10:37 am
    Link: The Creepiest Open Casket Funeral Ever - We`ve seen cars... even a guy in a kayak, but this wins the award for oddest open casket set-up ever.
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    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:01 am
    Please...zombie apocalypse now. This world is creeping me out.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:03 am
    is the dude on the bike dead?
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    briand Male 40-49
    149 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Wear your helmet!
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Nope! Chuck Testa
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:25 am
    No. No no no no no. Just no.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36640 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:28 am

    A Chuck Testa joke in 3....2.....1....
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Yes, Emmetty.
    If weren`t going to have mine cremated, I kinda like this.

    Helmet on for mine, though...
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    That must have taken quite a few pipe cleaners* and rolls of sticky-back plastic* to achieve.







    * Don`t worry if you don`t know what these are, Americans. Truth is, we Brits don`t have a clue either. But when we were kids and there were programmes on TV telling you how to make stuff like dolls` houses and action man lairs, these were stock items that were used in the construction of said items. Kids like me just grew up thinking middle class kids must live in houses where there were drawers upon drawers of the things available.
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Lol Gerry... ^^
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    @MacGuffin, You don`t know what pipe cleaners are? In here they are used absolutely everywhere to entertain kids in a cheap and shtty way. They are really not that expensive.
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Rigor mortis must have set in.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    Probably how he died
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    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    MacGuffin, I can assure you that Americans know what pipecleaners are.

    :|
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    She can`t even manage to keep her condescension to herself when talking about pipe cleaners and window decals. I mean... really?
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    @macguffin, speak for yourself. Every single kid in the 70`s 80`s and early 90`s know EXACTLY what they are.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    MacGuffin, I can assure you that Americans know what pipecleaners are.

    Well, I`m pleased for you. Can`t say I`ve heard them come up in any conversation with a Septic, nor have I seen them mentioned as ubiquitously on, say, Sesame Street as they were on UK kids` TV programmes like Blue Peter, but glad you got the reference anyway. :)
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    She can`t even manage to keep her condescension to herself when talking about pipe cleaners and window decals. I mean... really?

    He can`t even manage to keep his chip off his shoulder when you go to the trouble of explaining what you believe might otherwise be an obscure cultural reference that Yanks might not get. I mean.....really? Is this the kind of arrogance that develops when you live in a place where the fear of getting punched in the face for being a jerk is diminished by the easy access to guns that protects you from such salutary violence?

    PS: Who the hell was talking about "window decals"?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36640 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Are we sure this isn`t a wax museum and that`s a rap star`s image they`re looking at?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    Yeah, Sesame Street had a whole family made out of them.

    They had roller coasters too.

    OK, now, new question: have pipe cleaners *ever* actually been used to clean pipes? Or is like 99% of their purpose in being to entertain small children? And of course to prop up dead guys on motorcycles.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    Is this the kind of arrogance that develops when you live in a place where the fear of getting punched in the face for being a jerk is diminished by the easy access to guns that protects you from such salutary violence?

    ...What? What do you think America is? As if people just swagger down the street with guns on their hip, unafraid of getting into fights because of it? Honestly, just the sight of a gun in public is enough to make most people start to panic a little. It`s NOT that common an occurrence, and plenty of people get punched in the face.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    ...What? What do you think America is? As if people just swagger down the street with guns on their hip, unafraid of getting into fights because of it? Honestly, just the sight of a gun in public is enough to make most people start to panic a little. It`s NOT that common an occurrence, and plenty of people get punched in the face.

    Yes, that is exactly what I think America is like. It`s not like I`ve been over to visit or anything, or was being sarcastic for rhetorical effect before. Don`t get confused and think I`m being sarcastic with this post either. No, siree. Definitely not.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    Yes actually, I always have pipe cleaners on hand to clean my pipe. Well I use them for that and to clean my M4.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    Hopefully I can call this fake and gay, but that looks slim. This is funnier than a short legged midget and yet fxcked up ten ways til Wednesday...I don`t speak Spanish.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 3:08 am
    A stuffed black dude on a Japanese bike? Are they going to bury him with that, or keep him on display? It`s going to be hard to fit him in a box now that RM has set in.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 3:11 am
    McG, if you have ever used a pipe* you`d have used a pipe cleaner.

    *crack pipes excepted.
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 5:31 am
    @MacGuffin, get a life, pipecleaners were dirt cheap and fun, maybe your parents just couldn`t be bothered?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 7:31 am
    Well, I`m pleased for you. Can`t say I`ve heard them come up in any conversation with a Septic,

    BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Smoking pipes not plumbing! I know that`s a big investment for a Scott!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Smoking pipes not plumbing

    I know we`re not talking about plumbing, you dumb. Septic. And you wonder why I spell stuff out for you?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Septic

    No, I`m not intersted in seeing your vajina.

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