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Date: 12/12/12 07:23 AM

29 Responses to Thank The Lord For Twitter And Camera Phones [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 7:34 am
    Link: Thank The Lord For Twitter And Camera Phones - Yep, this photo will haunt this kid forever.
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    one47master Male 18-29
    40 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 7:45 am
    Not a vibrator. back massager which is commonly used as a dildo but not one officially so this is perfectly acceptable
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 7:55 am
    Ditto!
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:27 am
    must not know its for his back
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:31 am
    *Sigh* Sure crap like this makes it, but when I try to post something half way decent it never makes it. I`ve gotten one thing up on here to date and it was chipmunks. Sure it`s mostly animals and music related videos but I suppose they just aren`t terrible enough to make it. Last thing I tried to post, a good drum solo.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:44 am
    Really? That is not a vibrator. It`s a massager...
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:46 am
    EgalM: We all go through that phase here at some point, `tis best to accept that the mods are fickle and go about one`s business.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 9:18 am
    Since when did Brookstone start selling vibrators? It`s a back massager.
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 9:34 am
    @EgalM if that got posted take the exact same thing and replace the link and you`d have my comment to you. Why would watching a 3 minute drum solo make you less bored. At least with this you laugh for a couple of seconds and move on... Different people have different tastes live with it....
  10. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 9:56 am
    foolsprussia & ajd121, do you really think it is used more to massage backs than, well, massage another area?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:02 am
    Fancy is, as usual, an idiot. Next.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:03 am
    "foolsprussia & ajd121, do you really think it is used more to massage backs than, well, massage another area?"

    A cucumber is also used that way, but that doesn`t mean that`s its intended usage.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:04 am
    @cobrakller - yes, those are sold to massage backs. They can be used for other things, but that`s not their primary purpose. Like saying a dildo can be used as a doorstop, but that`s not it`s primary purpose.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:08 am
    "Like saying a dildo can be used as a doorstop, but that`s not it`s primary purpose."

    I use my fleshlight as a piggy bank.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:11 am
    LOL FP - but you`re one twisted f**k. Not that it`s a bad thing.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:16 am
    "but you`re one twisted f**k. Not that it`s a bad thing."

    Actually, using one for it`s intended purpose would probably be more twisted.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:29 am
    Silly kid is going to lose all his teeth when he tries sucking on that thing...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 10:53 am
    When I was 17, I gave one of those to a woman for Christmas. She had been in an auto collision and had sore knees and lower back.
    I didn`t put 2 and 2 together until little into January...
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 11:23 am
    A good one would be smaller. That is called a massager, fool. Some of us are old and use these for... massage!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    The only dildo I see is the guy who took the picture.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Reminds me of the blonde who returned her new vibrator because she chipped a tooth.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    Some people on this thread don`t watch enough porn. FUN FACT: Hugh Hefner recommends that type of vibrator for anyone with a girlfriend.

    God, I`m lonely.
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    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    Didn`t you guys know you test the strength of sex toys by touching them to your nose? lol.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    chicagojay, you keep telling yourself that ;)
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    December 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    Poor kid.
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    sharpydufc Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 13, 2012 at 1:51 am
    i dont get it... its not a vibrator.

    Cameron is just taking pictures of children, and then thanking the lord for pictures of children.

    I bet he is probably about to ask him if he has been to a Turkish men`s prison, or ever seen a grown man naked.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    December 13, 2012 at 2:23 am
    EgalM
    Dont despair, I post crap loads and maybe one in 30 get put on here, Mods must get preference I guess

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    December 13, 2012 at 2:24 am
    McGovern1981
    thought the same dude
  29. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 13, 2012 at 2:49 am
    Next, he will put it in his mouth and put it on max.

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