Thank The Lord For Twitter And Camera Phones [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Yep, this photo will haunt this kid forever.
There are 29 comments:
Male 14,775
Next, he will put it in his mouth and put it on max.
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Male 13,624
McGovern1981
thought the same dude
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Male 13,624
EgalM
Dont despair, I post crap loads and maybe one in 30 get put on here, Mods must get preference I guess

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Male 89
i dont get it... its not a vibrator.

Cameron is just taking pictures of children, and then thanking the lord for pictures of children.

I bet he is probably about to ask him if he has been to a Turkish men`s prison, or ever seen a grown man naked.
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Male 414
Poor kid.
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Male 7,775
chicagojay, you keep telling yourself that ;)
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Female 471
Didn`t you guys know you test the strength of sex toys by touching them to your nose? lol.
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Male 1,832
Some people on this thread don`t watch enough porn. FUN FACT: Hugh Hefner recommends that type of vibrator for anyone with a girlfriend.

God, I`m lonely.
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Male 15,832
Reminds me of the blonde who returned her new vibrator because she chipped a tooth.
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Male 14,330
The only dildo I see is the guy who took the picture.
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Male 2,031
A good one would be smaller. That is called a massager, fool. Some of us are old and use these for... massage!
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Male 5,608
When I was 17, I gave one of those to a woman for Christmas. She had been in an auto collision and had sore knees and lower back.
I didn`t put 2 and 2 together until little into January...
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Male 1,950
Silly kid is going to lose all his teeth when he tries sucking on that thing...
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Male 3,445
"but you`re one twisted f**k. Not that it`s a bad thing."

Actually, using one for it`s intended purpose would probably be more twisted.
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Male 11,740
LOL FP - but you`re one twisted f**k. Not that it`s a bad thing.
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Male 3,445
"Like saying a dildo can be used as a doorstop, but that`s not it`s primary purpose."

I use my fleshlight as a piggy bank.
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Male 11,740
@cobrakller - yes, those are sold to massage backs. They can be used for other things, but that`s not their primary purpose. Like saying a dildo can be used as a doorstop, but that`s not it`s primary purpose.
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Male 3,445
"foolsprussia & ajd121, do you really think it is used more to massage backs than, well, massage another area?"

A cucumber is also used that way, but that doesn`t mean that`s its intended usage.
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Male 11,740
Fancy is, as usual, an idiot. Next.
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Male 7,585
foolsprussia & ajd121, do you really think it is used more to massage backs than, well, massage another area?
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Male 560
@EgalM if that got posted take the exact same thing and replace the link and you`d have my comment to you. Why would watching a 3 minute drum solo make you less bored. At least with this you laugh for a couple of seconds and move on... Different people have different tastes live with it....
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Male 634
Since when did Brookstone start selling vibrators? It`s a back massager.
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Male 5,094
EgalM: We all go through that phase here at some point, `tis best to accept that the mods are fickle and go about one`s business.
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Male 3,445
Really? That is not a vibrator. It`s a massager...
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Male 1,737
*Sigh* Sure crap like this makes it, but when I try to post something half way decent it never makes it. I`ve gotten one thing up on here to date and it was chipmunks. Sure it`s mostly animals and music related videos but I suppose they just aren`t terrible enough to make it. Last thing I tried to post, a good drum solo.
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Male 3,578
must not know its for his back
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Female 1,540
Ditto!
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Male 43
Not a vibrator. back massager which is commonly used as a dildo but not one officially so this is perfectly acceptable
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Male 19,879
Link: Thank The Lord For Twitter And Camera Phones [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, this photo will haunt this kid forever.
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