Texas Chainsaw Castration [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

Have you ever tried to start a chainsaw? Not so easy... [Safe for work.]
There are 18 comments:
Male 592
onoffonoffon; what you`re trying to explain is a "cold start" your foot goes over the chainsaw and you step on the handle with your heel. your left leg goes against the side where the pull start is located and your left hand on the guard rail. for a "warm start" the handle goes between your legs, your left hand on the guard rail.
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Male 40,291
@Evil_Eye: lolz! Just stand back and let `natural selection` work it out...
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Male 1,243
onoffonoffon said it. look at how flat the bottom is too.. thats why u put it on the ground, put your foot through the handle to anchor it, and pull.
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Male 148
I`ve been on chainsaw safety courses and one of the ways they teach you to start them is to hold them between your legs. So while this is stupid its not just some weird thing he`s thought up by himself (hopefully).
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Male 3,620
i know this is probably just for jokes (at least thats what i tell myself) but this still makes me twitch just at the thought.
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Male 1,442
Don`t bother telling people not to do this. This is a problem better left to sort itself out.
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Male 459
safety clutch, trigger, whatever. It`s still a frigging stupid way to start a chainsaw, and yes I`ve used them before. I`ve never used a gun either, yet I know there`s certain things that you just DON`T DO. Is anybody seriously arguing that this is a safe way to do it? The internet is full of idiots.
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Male 1,920
That`s how I sharpen my chainsaw blades.
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Male 4,891

Most chainsaws use a centrifugal clutch. You don`t have to press a button to make chain move.
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Female 6,381
I guess a lot of folks here have never used a chainsaw, smaus. 8-)
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Female 2,602
[quote]@MacGuffin,
Then he`ll only be able to do it once?[/quote]

Twice, shirley?
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Male 6,060
@MacGuffin,
Then he`ll only be able to do it once?
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Male 715
too bad you have to hold down the button to make the chain move...
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Male 9,498
I fully support actions that keep people who recreationally dress in full camo from reproducing.
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Male 5,413
Oh man please turn on, please turn on!
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Male 39,543

Move along.
Tain`t nothin to see here.
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Female 2,602
Well, that way of starting a chainsaw takes some balls.
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Male 20,825
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