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Date: 12/18/12 06:27 PM

19 Responses to Q: How Do You Become A Christian Emo Kid? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    Link: Q: How Do You Become A Christian Emo Kid? - A: Doesn`t matter what the answer is, the Internet will guide you in the right direction.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    Either way you`re a massive pussy.
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    debodibelka Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    Intentional depression is a good band name.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    He should just come out of the closset.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    He should just come out of the closset.
    THAT`S A GUY?!!! F*CK!! I`M OLD NOW!!!
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    THat chick is hot
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Seriously? In my area we called them scene. I`m from georgia though, we might have had to interact with this breed faster than most.

    Aim for the eyes and hair.
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 10:17 pm
    actually the vast majority of emo kids i knew in high school were christian...

    not saying there`s a connection but...
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:34 pm
    You can glorify God by being a complete tool?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    "You can glorify God by being a complete tool?
    Why not? Pat Robertson does it every day.
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
    I think the add for depression is what`s actually funny about this..
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:16 am
    In my area we called them scene
    I had thought scene distinguished itself from emo by:
    1) Being more about the fashion than the depression.
    2) Being colourful instead of black.
    But I could be wrong.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:17 am
    Surely the church can cure him of that?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:40 am
    Is that a man or a woman??? Someone slap a crown of thorns on its head!
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 7:27 am
    One of many beautiful things about Christ and the church is that all are welcome. All are welcome in this place. You don`t need money or fancy clothes or anything. Just come on in. Feel awkward that you had bashed the church and perhaps made jokes? Maybe you did some other not-so-nice things? No worries, all are welcome.
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 7:33 am
    @papajon0s1
    Yes, all are welcome. Unless you are gay, Jewish, Hindu, Muslim or Buddhist, then you better stating repent or burn eternally. You can still come chill until you burn, though
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 11:37 am

    This is why I (kinda) hope the Mayans are right.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    December 20, 2012 at 12:37 am
    Wonder if god is a secret Mayan,
    I bloody hope so
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    December 20, 2012 at 12:38 am
    papajon0s1
    You sound like the fecking preacher man out of poltergeist 2

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