Q: How Do You Become A Christian Emo Kid? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

A: Doesn"t matter what the answer is, the Internet will guide you in the right direction.
There are 18 comments:
Male 13,624
papajon0s1
You sound like the fecking preacher man out of poltergeist 2
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Male 13,624
Wonder if god is a secret Mayan,
I bloody hope so
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Male 4,893

This is why I (kinda) hope the Mayans are right.
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Male 340
@papajon0s1
Yes, all are welcome. Unless you are gay, Jewish, Hindu, Muslim or Buddhist, then you better stating repent or burn eternally. You can still come chill until you burn, though
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Male 579
One of many beautiful things about Christ and the church is that all are welcome. All are welcome in this place. You don`t need money or fancy clothes or anything. Just come on in. Feel awkward that you had bashed the church and perhaps made jokes? Maybe you did some other not-so-nice things? No worries, all are welcome.
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Male 14,334
Is that a man or a woman??? Someone slap a crown of thorns on its head!
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Male 14,835
Surely the church can cure him of that?
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Male 5,811
[quote]In my area we called them scene[/quote]
I had thought scene distinguished itself from emo by:
1) Being more about the fashion than the depression.
2) Being colourful instead of black.
But I could be wrong.
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Female 519
I think the add for depression is what`s actually funny about this..
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Male 38,494

[quote]"You can glorify God by being a complete tool?[/quote]
Why not? Pat Robertson does it every day.
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Female 631
actually the vast majority of emo kids i knew in high school were christian...

not saying there`s a connection but...
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Male 406
Seriously? In my area we called them scene. I`m from georgia though, we might have had to interact with this breed faster than most.

Aim for the eyes and hair.
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Male 4,014
THat chick is hot
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Male 5,617
[quote]He should just come out of the closset.[/quote]
THAT`S A GUY?!!! F*CK!! I`M OLD NOW!!!
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Male 38,494

He should just come out of the closset.
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Male 14
Intentional depression is a good band name.
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Male 2,841
Either way you`re a massive pussy.
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Male 20,188
Link: Q: How Do You Become A Christian Emo Kid? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A: Doesn`t matter what the answer is, the Internet will guide you in the right direction.
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