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Date: 12/05/12 08:54 PM

23 Responses to Mom`s Really Lonely [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    Link: Mom`s Really Lonely - Every since dad left, she`s just been... preoccupied.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "boiled nuts".
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    "This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "boiled nuts"."

    Since when is that a phrase?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Reminds me of this.
  5. Profile photo of SageBlue
    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    The phrase is, eat a bowl of dick.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36215 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    "Bobby, I found these in your room under your bed.
    They were dirty so I cleaned them."
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    check out the giant feldoe down the bottom, mum is a real kinky bitch ... ps love your mum
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 5, 2012 at 11:58 pm
    cleaned or soup
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 12:13 am
    You know those toys you could get as a kid, they were usually dinosaurs and a few other things? You`d drop them in water and they`d eventually become 20x their original size? That`s what comes to mind here..
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 12:56 am
    ByOwlPost
    I fear you have had bad relationships in the past :-P :-P :-P
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 1:13 am
    Obviously trying to build the legendary MEGA DILDO.
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 1:15 am
    Soup.
    It`s not just for dinner anymore.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 3:08 am
    coq au vin? Huh de hur huh
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    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 4:36 am

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 6:50 am
    Or she just cleans her stuff before her friends come over. That one on the bottom is supposed to be shared...
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 8:00 am
    No doubt this belongs to the infamous Octopussy. Sadly, she can only keep 2 jiving at the same time.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 8:13 am
    Which one of her girl friends owns the harness that these go into...?
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    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    So not fair. She has a Feel-doh or what ever it`s called. Basically a strapless, insertable strapon.
  19. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    But if guys use toys that`s weird and perverted

    standards and stuff
  20. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    Why are we boiling dicks?
  21. Profile photo of Chirpe
    Chirpe Male 18-29
    29 posts
    December 6, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    Ahm... Sure... "Mom"...
  22. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:17 am
    Nothing wrong with keeping things clean...
  23. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    O_O

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