Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Walking Dead Argument

Submitted by: nicholelibra 4 years ago in Weird

He shot her for not taking a possible zombie takeover more seriously. Guess who won that argument.
There are 18 comments:
Male 2,220
bring it on.

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Male 1,243
but ya that`s a shame about the girl.
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Male 1,243
I`m surprised none of the zombie stories have had people smart enough to find one of these:
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Male 14,331
This wouldn`t be all doom and gloom if it happens I`ve got the solution to all of our energy needs!! Here`s the prototype....

Our energy problems are solved! It`s also green!
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Male 7,123
patchgrabber,

If we`re talking traditional slow zombies then a bicycle everytime. Fast enough to out-run, silent, needs no fuel, on or off road capabilities. A horse gives you a better view but you`re also more visible and horses tend to panic.

Fast zombies mean you`re pretty much screwed either way, although a horse at a gallop could push through a small group blocking your way. If there are more than a handful of them you should sacrifice the silence and fuel efficiency of both and get a motor vehicle. I`d go for a Landrover myself.

But is a virus really the only possibility. I`m pretty sure we`re all familiar with Cracked.
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Male 2,357
[quote]What are your thoughts, I-A-B?[/quote]
Kayak. It`s a well known fact that zombies hate water.

Otherwise, I`d pick a bike over a horse. I assume it would be easier to repair the rare malfunction than to find enough food and water for a horse every day. Plus, zombies love horse meat - obviously.
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Male 14,331
[quote]The problem with gun owners is...[/quote]

They don`t want to ban things they dislike?
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Male 14,331
@patchgrabber

NO NO NO!! A super secret engineered military virus to turn humans into canibal monsters intended as a weapon but released accidently!!!
**begins loading shotgun**
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Male 7,378
The problem with gun owners is...
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Male 5,811
Well, the only real plausible "zombie" is a 28 Days Later zombie, basically a virus that infects a living person. In that sense it is plausible, kind of like rabies (like the movie Quarantine). I was in a heated debate with some colleagues the other day about the best mode of transportation in a zombie apocalypse, specifically between horses and bicycles. What are your thoughts, I-A-B?

P.S. Please don`t shoot anyone who has a different opinion...I`m looking at you @McGovern.
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Male 14,331
This shows everyone we need stronger Walking Dead control!!!
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Male 2,357
[quote]"She was walking up the stairs when Mr. Gurman raised the rifle, pointed it at her and fired one round into her back, causing serious injury."[/quote]
She walks up the stairs backwards? Well that`s just asking for it.
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Male 406
I for one think that crazy bitch had it coming... of course there could be military mishap that could create walking dead... GOD! why are women so stupid!

Also the comments in that news feed are really funny!
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Male 2,332
It`s a poo show from what I`ve seen (season 1)
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Male 1,048
He will be sitting in his cell at the end of his life, head in heads crying "The zombies never came!"
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Female 167
I`m guessing she won, considering he will be spending a very long time in jail getting analraped.
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Female 663
Link: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Walking Dead Argument [Rate Link] - He shot her for not taking a possible zombie takeover more seriously. Guess who won that argument.
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