Man Overboard! Don`t Walk On Thin Ice!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

One man falls in the icy water and the rescue turns into utter chaos.
There are 36 comments:
Male 14,775
LOL, all the Americans are trying to illegally emigrate into Canada.
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Male 1,803
That is biblical.
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Female 320
Fools,

Thanks. Most people have no idea how to handle ice or judge thickness. Not only could that guy (probably) not swim, but the slippery ice was bent down under the water preventing him from getting anywhere near the rescuers. I grew up in Wisconsin, and I know how dangerous ice can be.

He`s just lucky he didn`t fall through a solid portion, only to have it realign over him. They wouldn`t have found him until spring....
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Female 465
Fustercluck.
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Male 2,711
Wow, the love and understanding and compassion on this site is simply overwhelming! Exceeded only by your inbred idiocy, ya buncha asshat morons. (And we wonder why there are so many murders and rapes and beatings.) It`s too bad the Mayans weren`t right. Happy friggin` New Year.
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Female 1,467
I`m not surprised this happened in Southern California we freak out when it rains so a frozen lake is like waaaa?! /tilts head to the side like a puppy. Runs in circles. Pees a bit.
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Male 505
@SpermNinja81 "what was stopping the original guy from swimming TOWARDS his rescuers?"

You can do lifeguard training in open water in the UK when it is cold - main thing to learn: don`t go in the water, you loose all sense of direction in a matter of seconds even when you are a strong swimmer.
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Male 1,737
Wow, that sucks big hairy balls.
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Male 220
Too bad more didn`t die. Darwin Awards all around!
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Male 931
That`s ok; just sit there and record the whole thing and shout at them. Utter c*&t of a woman.
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Male 3,445
"what was stopping the original guy from swimming TOWARDS his rescuers?"

I don`t think he knew how to swim. This happened here in Southern California, so I think everyone needs to put the racial slurs away and realize that most of these people have never seen a frozen lake.
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Male 14,330
Icebacks!!
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Male 1,178
so much incompetence....
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Male 7,123
That was a mess.
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Male 3,418
"Let`s all stand in one area near thin ice!"
"Brilliant!"
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Male 1,284
yes tell people what to do, call them dumb and do nothing but film the whole thing, shes stupid
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Male 459
`Fu--kin` dumbasses`, lol. I`ve never been near water this cold, or with clothes this thick, but, what was stopping the original guy from swimming TOWARDS his rescuers?
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Male 138
see! Mexicans, stay away from snow and ice..dumb asses..
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Male 1,311
What did I just witness.. other than the funniest poo I have seen all day.. and the two naked dudes hugging. Now that`s bromance.
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Male 3,431
LMMFAO @2:53!!
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Male 3,310
That woman with the camera sounds like management material. Willing to sit by and do nothing while narrating or barking out obvious orders that no one is listening to.

And did this just happen 20 feet from the closest bank? If you don`t know how to swim you`ve got Darwin already whispering in your ear. Guess what most of the surface of this planet is.
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Male 1,053
"Am I really the only one who wanted to beat the woman with the camera "

Probably... I never heard of a digital camera used to call emergency services before....

"The only thing that would have made this better would have been the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background."

As you wish!
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Female 280
Should have let the first one drown.
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Male 1,920
"yeah scuz, she was the only one present with a cell phone. there was not one other person there who might have called 911."

They haven`t begun giving Obama phones to the illegals yet.
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Male 164
yeah scuz, she was the only one present with a cell phone. there was not one other person there who might have called 911. shame on her for using her phone to record instead of calling for help.
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Male 674
I`ve heard of "wet-backs" before when visiting the USA. Is this related?
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Male 3,445
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Female 695
just a winters day on the Rio Grande?
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Female 6,381
EVERYBODY YELL LOUDER. That way they`ll get the right idea.
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Male 1,268
Am I really the only one who wanted to beat the woman with the camera who had to be reminded she was sitting on top of life saving equipment and using life saving equipment to record and laugh about this rather than using it for it`s original purpose of calling for emergency services?
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Male 11,740
Oh yes. Go find the Benny Hill theme on YouTube. There are videos that are longer than this one. Mute this one and play that over it. It`s perfect!
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Male 11,740
The only thing that would have made this better would have been the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background.
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Male 2,631
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Male 978
moral of the story, don`t walk on ice like a moron
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Male 37,888

I wasn`t aware the Rio Grande got cold enough to freeze.
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Female 8,044
Link: Man Overboard! Don`t Walk On Thin Ice! [Rate Link] - One man falls in the icy water and the rescue turns into utter chaos.
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