Mackensi Emory - Martial Arts Prodigy

Submitted by: MrPeabody 4 years ago in Sports

She has earned 31 World Championship titles....hi yah!
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Male 127
hmm... second degree black belt translates to second Dan, right?
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Male 127
So no-one checked out her resumé and saw that little tidbit about her reaching second Dan in Karate? She should be able to kick the snot out of just about any of us armchair fighters unless there`s someone lurking about here with some serious training.
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Male 190
She must get dizzy
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Male 411
Seriously, just grab her when she`s jumping and spinning and knock her ass to the ground. I hate that this is what `merica has done to the marital arts.
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Male 505
Expect we will see her in some movies before long making loads of cash.
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Male 1,048
I`m not scared. she may move like yoda, but at the end of the day. I`m bigger and stronger and more likely to break her ribcage if I get a grip on her. I challenge her to an ass kicking!!
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Male 486
IF she attacked me, I would just block a lot and wait 60 seconds for her to run out of steam. Then, I`d grope her a little as I execute the Zangief flying 360 BODYSLAM!!! (After checking her ID to ensure that she was at least 18.)
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Male 7,774
lol @ Squrlz4Sale
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Male 14,331
[quote]just gasp when tie a knot on the shoes.[/quote]

PFFFFSSHHH tying is overatted velcro FTW!!!
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Female 1,893
daaaaaaang GUR!
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Male 5,167
I am jelous about her energy. Haters gonna hate but she is pretty amazing. I bet that someone that criticize her here just gasp when tie a knot on the shoes.
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Male 81
Hell, i thought it was cool. It may or may not be practical in most instances, but still requires a certain degree or athleticism.
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Male 406
I could take her.

Martial arts or not, she`s still a woman. She also put a video to dub step.
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Male 6,227
Very impressive. But can she make me a sammich?
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Male 39,929

Which one of Charlies Angels is she?
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Male 14,331

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Male 243
She seems to be competing exlusively in form (kata), and musical form, so yes, she is a cheerleader.
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Male 16
@Ozmose ditto. I doubt she can kick anyone`s ass.
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Male 2,528
I saw very little of anything that could actaully be called martial arts.
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Male 450
I put exhibition martial arts on par with cheerleading. 31 championship titles, and I`ll bet not a single damn one of them involved an actual fight.
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Male 802
She should probably fire whoever made this video. I can only assume that the whole point of producing the video was to get attention that might be helpful in some sort of entertainment career. Why not show her actually fighting or some shots where you can see her face, maybe even some flattering lighting. Maybe she is talented, but all we know based on this is that she moves really fast.
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Male 15,270
@Peabody it`s a pointless dance routine, not unlike breakdancing. I don`t care how young or old she is, it`s unentertaining and has no practical and limited aesthetic value.
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Male 2,332
So that`s Wushu or somethin?
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Male 759
Nice dancing. What happens if all the attackers don`t wait to be hit one by one?
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Male 1,920
"Hang on, she`s got to be about 12 years old. She doesn`t even have breasts yet. How does she get 31 titles? Do they have a World Championship every Tuesday after Brownies?"

She`s about 16, Here is her Resume

Seriously people, can`t you just appreciate the fact that she is very good at what she does, and has has been honored for doing it? No one ever said she was the second coming of Bruce Lee.
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Male 1,920
"31 World Kata championships ? Or actually on a mat getting kicked and punched in the face championships ?"

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Male 143
31 World Kata championships ? Or actually on a mat getting kicked and punched in the face championships ?
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Male 15,270
"She has earned 31 World Championship titles....hi yah!"

Hang on, she`s got to be about 12 years old. She doesn`t even have breasts yet. How does she get 31 titles? Do they have a World Championship every Tuesday after Brownies?
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Male 1,685
holy crap.
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Male 1,252
the triple spin around before striking was one thing...the fact that she never looks where shes striking is another..but for gawds sake someone take that sword away before she pokes her eye out.
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Male 15,832
Just think of all those years of practice, training, and dedication being blown away by some fat bastard with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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Male 15,270
Some nice dance moves, but I prefer the latina dancing in her bedroom:

youtube
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Male 5,811
Well she will likely have a good career in movie doubling for stunts, but other than that the only place for all those fancy kicks is on Broadway.
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Male 550
Is that Orchid from Killer Instinct!??
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Male 39,929

Cheer Champion?
She spins nicely.
Now let`s see her go klingon on someone.
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Male 186
So if you punched her square in the nose - knocked her ass to the ground - and start kicking her in the head - would she get up and dance some more.
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Female 2,602
There`s a reason why nobody does those big, gymnastic, spinny kicks in MMA. Can anybody guess what that reason is?
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Male 1,268
Pretty much Thonious. I remember starting Karate when I was 13, went to my first "tournament" and came back asking wtf just happened. Spent half the time there dancing to choreographed moves. Even back then commercial "martial arts" seemed like nothing more than prepping for Hollywood stunt doubles/action extras.

Switched to Eskrima. You can almost always find a couple of sticks nearby.
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Male 987
So she`s some kind of World Champion dancer?
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Male 1,920
Link: Mackensi Emory - Martial Arts Prodigy [Rate Link] - She has earned 31 World Championship titles....hi yah!
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