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Date: 12/25/12 06:00 PM

40 Responses to Mackensi Emory – Martial Arts Prodigy

  1. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Link: Mackensi Emory - Martial Arts Prodigy - She has earned 31 World Championship titles....hi yah!
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    So she`s some kind of World Champion dancer?
  3. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    Pretty much Thonious. I remember starting Karate when I was 13, went to my first "tournament" and came back asking wtf just happened. Spent half the time there dancing to choreographed moves. Even back then commercial "martial arts" seemed like nothing more than prepping for Hollywood stunt doubles/action extras.

    Switched to Eskrima. You can almost always find a couple of sticks nearby.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    There`s a reason why nobody does those big, gymnastic, spinny kicks in MMA. Can anybody guess what that reason is?
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    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
    186 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    So if you punched her square in the nose - knocked her ass to the ground - and start kicking her in the head - would she get up and dance some more.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Cheer Champion?
    She spins nicely.
    Now let`s see her go klingon on someone.
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    549 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    Is that Orchid from Killer Instinct!??
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 8:50 pm
    Well she will likely have a good career in movie doubling for stunts, but other than that the only place for all those fancy kicks is on Broadway.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Some nice dance moves, but I prefer the latina dancing in her bedroom:

    youtube
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Just think of all those years of practice, training, and dedication being blown away by some fat bastard with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    the triple spin around before striking was one thing...the fact that she never looks where shes striking is another..but for gawds sake someone take that sword away before she pokes her eye out.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    holy crap.
  13. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    "She has earned 31 World Championship titles....hi yah!"

    Hang on, she`s got to be about 12 years old. She doesn`t even have breasts yet. How does she get 31 titles? Do they have a World Championship every Tuesday after Brownies?
  14. Profile photo of lt633c
    lt633c Male 50-59
    143 posts
    December 25, 2012 at 11:06 pm
    31 World Kata championships ? Or actually on a mat getting kicked and punched in the face championships ?
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 12:41 am
    "31 World Kata championships ? Or actually on a mat getting kicked and punched in the face championships ?"

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 12:54 am
    "Hang on, she`s got to be about 12 years old. She doesn`t even have breasts yet. How does she get 31 titles? Do they have a World Championship every Tuesday after Brownies?"

    She`s about 16, Here is her Resume

    Seriously people, can`t you just appreciate the fact that she is very good at what she does, and has has been honored for doing it? No one ever said she was the second coming of Bruce Lee.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    743 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 1:43 am
    Nice dancing. What happens if all the attackers don`t wait to be hit one by one?
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 2:33 am
    So that`s Wushu or somethin?
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 3:02 am
    @Peabody it`s a pointless dance routine, not unlike breakdancing. I don`t care how young or old she is, it`s unentertaining and has no practical and limited aesthetic value.
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 4:05 am
    She should probably fire whoever made this video. I can only assume that the whole point of producing the video was to get attention that might be helpful in some sort of entertainment career. Why not show her actually fighting or some shots where you can see her face, maybe even some flattering lighting. Maybe she is talented, but all we know based on this is that she moves really fast.
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    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 4:56 am
    I put exhibition martial arts on par with cheerleading. 31 championship titles, and I`ll bet not a single damn one of them involved an actual fight.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 5:06 am
    I saw very little of anything that could actaully be called martial arts.
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    fliptok3r Male 18-29
    16 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 5:14 am
    @Ozmose ditto. I doubt she can kick anyone`s ass.
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    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 5:47 am
    She seems to be competing exlusively in form (kata), and musical form, so yes, she is a cheerleader.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    December 26, 2012 at 5:51 am

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Which one of Charlies Angels is she?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 7:43 am
    Very impressive. But can she make me a sammich?
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 8:25 am
    I could take her.

    Martial arts or not, she`s still a woman. She also put a video to dub step.
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    rockinclimb Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 8:49 am
    Hell, i thought it was cool. It may or may not be practical in most instances, but still requires a certain degree or athleticism.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 11:31 am
    I am jelous about her energy. Haters gonna hate but she is pretty amazing. I bet that someone that criticize her here just gasp when tie a knot on the shoes.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 11:57 am
    daaaaaaang GUR!
  32. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    just gasp when tie a knot on the shoes.

    PFFFFSSHHH tying is overatted velcro FTW!!!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    lol @ Squrlz4Sale
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    IF she attacked me, I would just block a lot and wait 60 seconds for her to run out of steam. Then, I`d grope her a little as I execute the Zangief flying 360 BODYSLAM!!! (After checking her ID to ensure that she was at least 18.)
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    December 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    I`m not scared. she may move like yoda, but at the end of the day. I`m bigger and stronger and more likely to break her ribcage if I get a grip on her. I challenge her to an ass kicking!!
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 4:43 am
    Expect we will see her in some movies before long making loads of cash.
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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 7:13 am
    Seriously, just grab her when she`s jumping and spinning and knock her ass to the ground. I hate that this is what `merica has done to the marital arts.
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    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 9:55 am
    She must get dizzy
  39. Profile photo of blonc
    blonc Male 30-39
    127 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    So no-one checked out her resumé and saw that little tidbit about her reaching second Dan in Karate? She should be able to kick the snot out of just about any of us armchair fighters unless there`s someone lurking about here with some serious training.
  40. Profile photo of blonc
    blonc Male 30-39
    127 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    hmm... second degree black belt translates to second Dan, right?

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