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Date: 12/07/12 10:28 AM

35 Responses to Last Year`s Really Horrible Baby Names [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 10:29 am
    Link: Last Year`s Really Horrible Baby Names - Can`t wait to see what tops the 2012 list. How could they be any worse these these?
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 10:47 am
    there was a girl in the paper the other day called her kid Hashtag
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    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 10:55 am
    Maybe "They". (Middle names "Didn`t Have Your Name".)
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:24 am
    I can already see the indignation on the parents` faces each time somebody mispronounces their child`s name. With "Kdynce" especially - I`m certain they think it`s "Candice."
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    nikkypickles Female 30-39
    184 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:32 am
    What the frick is wrong with "Adam" or "Sarah"?
    Is this unique to the US? (genuine question, I`m curious)
    If not, it`s a sorry reflection that the little baby has to be given an "original" name in order to show how special they are (or how badly the parents cannot spell)

    Unfortunately I am increasingly less I-Am-Bored, more I-Am-ANNOYED WITH THE STUPIDITY
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:36 am
    God dammit... God f*cking dammit...
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:49 am
    "With "Kdynce" especially - I`m certain they think it`s "Candice." "

    Actually my guess would be Cadence...
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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:52 am
    A friend of mine named his kid "Toast" back in 2000.
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    REV666 Male 30-39
    191 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 11:58 am
    anyone want to guess the ratio of white kids with those names to other ethnicities?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Ok-ok, I`ll say it seeing as the rest of you are PC. I`ll bet 99% of those parents are black
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    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    "Prosperity" and "Comfort" sound like really old-fashioned girls` names (Patience, Temperance, etc) gone just a little wrong.
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    moichido1 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    how can 5 boys be named 9 different names? what do these numbers mean?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    i was told that if i had been born a boy i was going to be named prentice wesley, man did i luck out in being a girl.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    moichido1, it`s saying that each of those names are the names of 5 boys. So there`s 5 boys named Trew, 5 boys named Atta, etc.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Sympanie...? err Symponi...? err Simfonie...?

    to hell with it, call her Orchestra.... err Orkestruh?
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    Shii..i`ve dated someone on that list :p
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    It would be interesting to see how these names break down into different races and/or incomes.
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    244 girls with "Anal" in there name!!!!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    I started laughing as soon as I saw this, reminds me of a bit George Carlin did on Goofy Boys Names.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    I have to keep telling myself Eugenics is wrong when I see this.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    I went to school with a girl named Honey Grahm and another named Precious Wafer.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3771 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    did records on a girl named Dorkenda...
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    I had a former co-worker who had a daughter named Fashion. That should be on this list.
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    tuxkamen Male 30-39
    82 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    at least none of these kids were named after anything really ethnic. Koolaid, chitlin, collards, dank, endo, blunt, spliff, krunk... the list goes on...
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    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 6:30 pm
    Yeah Andrew, Eugenics is a pretty sloppy name, too...
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    34pdaddy11 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    used to be a set of twins that my dad played football against named orangejello (Or-ON-jello) and Lemonjello (lem-ON-jello
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    I went to high school with a girl named Abeer. It`s an actual Muslim name with a meaning behind it.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    On a serious note, while these parents think they`re being cute and indulging their own desires for creative self-expression, they`re condemning their kids to ridicule and ostracization, and they are completely wrecking any chance they might have for any kind of decent career. At the very least, these kids ought to be able to go to court and legally change their names when they turn 18 and force their idiot parents to pay the cost.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm
    It would be interesting to see how these names break down into different races and/or incomes.
    I doubt that very many of them were born rich, but it`s almost certain that they will all die in poverty.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 12:51 am
    This little girl below, her name is Moxie CrimeFighter, she`s white....




    So shut up!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 12:54 am
    And Abeer is an Arabic name. But I suppose many of you on here have never left your own city...

    Get out, travel, learn something!
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6651 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 3:22 am
    Atta is a fairly common name in some parts of the wprld and Diarra is an African word meaning `gift`. Abeer is both arabic and hebrew, meaning fragrance. Peniel is hebrew for face of god and is a place name in Wales. Manases is also hebrew, meaning making forgetfulness, but is generally used in spanish.

    Strummer`s not a bad name, maybe his parents were Clash fans. Juvenal suggest a taste for the classics.

    Kingdom as a fore-name was good enough for Isambard Kingdom Brunel, who did well for himself.
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    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 5:46 am
    I swear to god I know of a family that named their kid poohead... Pronounced Shih-Theed.Then there was the family who named their little boy Adolf. Why?!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    I despair
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    Nomud Male 18-29
    102 posts
    December 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    Oh come on don`t name your little girl "heaven" (or any mispelled variation).

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