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Date: 12/17/12 05:56 PM

17 Responses to Just In Case You`re Not Sure If You`re High [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    Link: Just In Case You`re Not Sure If You`re High - Because I guess in theory, you might be so wasted, you don`t even know you`re high... I guess.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    lots of cheap tests don`t test if it`s real pee.. my parents tested me a few times and because as a weed smoker you are clever, I just cooked up a pinch of tobacco in water before the test, put it into a little plastic container and then in the bathroom just mixed it with warm water during washing hands. Looks like pee, your parents are not going to smell your pee, and makes you pass the test.
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    evc2008 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    Yes and you can purchase this at your local dollar tree for only 1 dollar! YES they do work.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm
    Damn I`m glad my parents didn`t have this when I was in high school.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    December 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    omg!!! I`m glad I`m not a teen anymore! My parents would have had a field day!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 3:03 am
    There is no way my parents would have ever forced a drug test on me....they`d have just asked me and trusted the answer. They did ask me several times about whether i`d been drinking, smoking, or doing drugs. The answers I gave them were yes, yes, and no respectively.... I got well and truly grounded for the smoking. I didn`t smoke weed until I was 30...from which point I`ve never made a secret of it with any of my family.

    What`s next, blood testing kits to do at home so the parents can hold the kids down whilst they find a vein...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:55 am
    These are useful if you`re doing a flush before a test at work and want to get reasonable assurance that said flush is working.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Damn... I shoudla started this business in Colorado and Washington!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 10:30 am
    Why the hell would you drug test your children? If you have that sort of relationship then why did you even bother in the first place. How about asking them?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:00 am
    @madduck: If your children are abusing drugs even after you`ve punished them for it and you want to make sure they`re clean. Sometimes you have to treat children like, well, children.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:01 am
    As the youngest of 5 boys, my parents never needed any test to know that I was high. My eyes and demeanor were all they needed (yes, even after eye-drops).
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:23 am
    "These are useful if you`re doing a flush before a test at work and want to get reasonable assurance that said flush is working."

    Thanks Patchgrabber, yeah I can see why you`d perhaps want one for that reason - to test yourself periodically to see if your body had metabolised any weed you`d smoked yet.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    @Listypoos: Yeah, my friend doesn`t smoke much but gets tested when he starts at a new job site, so he`ll sometimes use a home test for that reason.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    I don`t get it...
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Why do people care if others are high on marijuana is what i`d like to know. Sure they test in jobs for it but why?
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 9:39 am
    These can be handy for jobs. I had an unexpected job offer that i had to take a test for. Of course if i had known i would have taken precautions, but it was a last minute sort of thing. Long story short, i passed.
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    December 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    Thats conveniently located next to the preg. tests. Now you can test your little whore for weed too. I am sure that`s a much better option than talking to them about it.

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