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Date: 12/09/12 10:24 AM

38 Responses to Jungle Girl: The Must See Film Of 2012

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Link: Jungle Girl: The Must See Film Of 2012 - Sure to win the I-A-B Critics Choice Award. Muscular Amazon women in leather bikinis? How can you go wrong?
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:29 am
    no guys in thongs Gerry?
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:31 am
    Haha, all the shields and swords are 300 replicas.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:38 am
    Wow what terrible acting.
  5. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:57 am
    Not enough muscle on those women.

    Wake me when they make a movie full of this:

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Haha, all the shields and swords are 300 replicas.

    Haha, you mean based on ancient creece?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 11:04 am
    The Onion?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    December 9, 2012 at 11:07 am
    Tell me it`s fake. With all that under-acting and eye liner it has to be fake.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 11:14 am
    @MrOrange

    "Haha, you mean based on ancient creece?"

    Haha, do you mean Greece?

    Yes, the shields and swords used in the movie 300 were based very closely on the actual ancient Spartan hoplite shield and swords. But the props they are using in this movie are specifically replicas from the movie 300.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 11:15 am
    "A visual masterpiece" ... well of course it is. There is literally no other redeeming quality to the movie
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    December 9, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Kohl of the jungle.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    December 9, 2012 at 11:46 am
    if it isn`t fake hopefully it`s just another bad porno...that`s where the acting belongs anyway.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Not really muscular, just thin and in good shape.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    December 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Can`t tell if it`s a parody, soft core porn or I`ll just have to go with really bad acting.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    The Amazons chopped off one of their breasts in order to shoot a bow properly... so... eww
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    No amount of boobs can make up for the ginger... sorry.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Reminds me of this
    Carry on up the Jungle

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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    December 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    @beternal


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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    December 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    Not all redheads have bad tempers, maybe 90%.


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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    It`s much better with the "mute" on. Who wrote this crapola? Feminists? Blech!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Yikes! It`s for-reals!

    Inara, The Jungle Girl

    There`s been a lot of films with "Jungle Girl" in the title eh? Gotta put her name in there too...

    Wait, how did @Gerry1 find this movie? ;-)
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Who knew the Amazon was populated by white girls with push-up bras and French-whore eye makeup?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    @CodeJockey, I think that`s a castrated man with breast implants.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
    251 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    Looks better than the Twilight series.
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    Nomud Male 18-29
    102 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    This looks drating retarded.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    ummmm ok,
  27. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    Oldie, that is a Swedish female bodybuilder.
    F*ck your tastes: I`d do her anytime, any place.

    Now, if you`ll excuse me, I have to get back to lateral raises...
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    Howler81 Male 30-39
    323 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    Wow. The jungle apparently provides haircare products and depilatories in abundance... Actually, that bugs me more in Revolution than it does in a movie like this.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    Oldie, that is a Swedish female bodybuilder.
    F*ck your tastes: I`d do her anytime, any place.
    You go right ahead, CJ. I`ll hold your coat...from WAY over here.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Poorly done B movie with poor acting and predictable plot ...

    ... but there`s hot scantily clad women so, yeah, I`d watch it, dur.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    For $5.99 I`ll just buy some porn. The plot and acting will be just as good.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    I`ll hold your coat...
    She`s perfect. Just the right mix of `cutie` with `I`ll bear-hug-the-hell-outta-ya!!`

    CJ: "Hey, Baby, I`m home! I brought us some stea-EEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!"
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    >freddyferret
    Oh, I thought the 5.99 was their budget.
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    Roland Male 30-39
    298 posts
    December 9, 2012 at 10:37 pm
    Wait, why do these Amazons have mascara and professional looking hair styling?
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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    December 10, 2012 at 4:01 am
    I only heard it would take me deep.
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    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    December 10, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    Confusing movie.. looks like Avatar but real and with chicks. Also looks like it`s actually trying to take itself seriously.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6934 posts
    December 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    I`d watch it.
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    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    December 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    Bring on the Oscars.

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