Jungle Girl: The Must See Film Of 2012

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Entertainment

Sure to win the I-A-B Critics Choice Award. Muscular Amazon women in leather bikinis? How can you go wrong?
There are 37 comments:
Male 155
Bring on the Oscars.
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Male 7,123
I`d watch it.
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Male 302
Confusing movie.. looks like Avatar but real and with chicks. Also looks like it`s actually trying to take itself seriously.
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Male 406
I only heard it would take me deep.
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Male 315
Wait, why do these Amazons have mascara and professional looking hair styling?
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Male 2,553
>freddyferret
Oh, I thought the 5.99 was their budget.
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Male 5,617
[quote]I`ll hold your coat...[/quote]
She`s perfect. Just the right mix of `cutie` with `I`ll bear-hug-the-hell-outta-ya!!`

CJ: "Hey, Baby, I`m home! I brought us some stea-EEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!"
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Male 11,740
For $5.99 I`ll just buy some porn. The plot and acting will be just as good.
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Male 2,675
Poorly done B movie with poor acting and predictable plot ...

... but there`s hot scantily clad women so, yeah, I`d watch it, dur.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Oldie, that is a Swedish female bodybuilder.
F*ck your tastes: I`d do her anytime, any place.[/quote]
You go right ahead, CJ. I`ll hold your coat...from WAY over here.
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Male 325
Wow. The jungle apparently provides haircare products and depilatories in abundance... Actually, that bugs me more in Revolution than it does in a movie like this.
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Male 5,617
Oldie, that is a Swedish female bodybuilder.
F*ck your tastes: I`d do her anytime, any place.

Now, if you`ll excuse me, I have to get back to lateral raises...
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Male 2,384
ummmm ok,
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Male 102
This looks drating retarded.
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Male 251
Looks better than the Twilight series.
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Male 15,832
@CodeJockey, I think that`s a castrated man with breast implants.
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Male 15,832
Who knew the Amazon was populated by white girls with push-up bras and French-whore eye makeup?
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Male 37,803
Yikes! It`s for-reals!

Inara, The Jungle Girl

There`s been a lot of films with "Jungle Girl" in the title eh? Gotta put her name in there too...

Wait, how did @Gerry1 find this movie? ;-)
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Male 37,803
It`s much better with the "mute" on. Who wrote this crapola? Feminists? Blech!
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Male 2,220
Not all redheads have bad tempers, maybe 90%.


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Male 2,220
@beternal


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Male 13,624
Reminds me of this
Carry on up the Jungle

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Male 2,586
No amount of boobs can make up for the ginger... sorry.
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Male 646
The Amazons chopped off one of their breasts in order to shoot a bow properly... so... eww
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Male 1,068
Can`t tell if it`s a parody, soft core porn or I`ll just have to go with really bad acting.
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Male 2,988
Not really muscular, just thin and in good shape.
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Female 1,205
if it isn`t fake hopefully it`s just another bad porno...that`s where the acting belongs anyway.
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Male 2,220
Kohl of the jungle.
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Male 687
"A visual masterpiece" ... well of course it is. There is literally no other redeeming quality to the movie
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Male 762
@MrOrange

"Haha, you mean based on ancient creece?"

Haha, do you mean Greece?

Yes, the shields and swords used in the movie 300 were based very closely on the actual ancient Spartan hoplite shield and swords. But the props they are using in this movie are specifically replicas from the movie 300.
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Male 7,775
Tell me it`s fake. With all that under-acting and eye liner it has to be fake.
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Male 2,419
Haha, all the shields and swords are 300 replicas.

Haha, you mean based on ancient creece?
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Male 5,617
Not enough muscle on those women.

Wake me when they make a movie full of this:

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Male 10,855
Wow what terrible acting.
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Male 762
Haha, all the shields and swords are 300 replicas.
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Male 528
no guys in thongs Gerry?
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Male 38,489
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