Jesus: Still Soul Brother Number One [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

Take that, atheists.
There are 23 comments:
Male 3,909
I know a brown skinned guy names Jesus, my neighbor pays him cash to cut the grass, rake/blow the leaves, he even shovels the driveway & sidewalk during winter. He does great work, real nice guy too.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there.[/quote]
I don`t think I`ve seen many depictions of Jesus as anything but white, kind of funny that way.
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Male 2,860
Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there.
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Male 815
"Dudes... I totally got this.."
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Male 395
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Male 14,835
If he came back Seal Team Six would double tap him in the eye.
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Male 406
that is a really good site... alot of really nice quotes like
"All May Be Saved Now Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him. Revelation 3:20(a)"

Me and Jesus are so alike... I never break and enter either.
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Male 145
i though jesus preached peace and love, not warfare
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Male 13,624
At least sky wizard has joined the internet and knocked a website up
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Male 13,624
Invisible sky wizard methinks has lost his hand controller
and the game doth carry on without his intervention
He didnt make up his bed, so Daddy sky wizard, pulled the controller out of his Earth station3
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Male 3,310
It`s the Thunderdome!! And Jesus is referee!
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Male 2,988
so the invisible sky wizard is in control of our military? i find this offensive on so many levels. why are these christians always trying to force their ways on others?
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Male 1,625
... signifies its part of the sentence
- or ~ would signify him signing it; also helps if its on a separate line
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Male 11,740
Even if it made sense it would still suck. So he`s in control, he just doesn`t give a drat? "Yeah, you little pissants, I`m going to sit back and watch you all kill yourselves and drat up the planet. I need entertainment."
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Male 1,243
Don`t worry about wars or anything, trust in Him!
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Male 121
Oh, that`s great! I see he has a dot org site. Is he a 501.c.3 now? Looks like he`s a stickler for the law.

Looks like General Haig meets General MacArthur meets the New Testament.
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Male 1,104
... huh?
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Male 38,511

He`s in control?
Well he`s lousing it up pretty good.
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Male 210
Still in control = Fire, destruction, war.
Um... yea. Im with davy on this.
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Male 8,132
He died for our sins, but he doesn`t know how an ellipsis works.
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Male 300
Ahhh! So it is Jesus that is griefing this RTS we call life!
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Male 12,138
What is this I don`t even
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Male 20,196
Link: Jesus: Still Soul Brother Number One [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take that, atheists.
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