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Date: 12/03/12 07:19 PM

24 Responses to Jesus: Still Soul Brother Number One [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    Link: Jesus: Still Soul Brother Number One - Take that, atheists.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    What is this I don`t even
  3. Profile photo of Burgh
    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    Ahhh! So it is Jesus that is griefing this RTS we call life!
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6894 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    He died for our sins, but he doesn`t know how an ellipsis works.
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    scapegoat7 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    Still in control = Fire, destruction, war.
    Um... yea. Im with davy on this.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    He`s in control?
    Well he`s lousing it up pretty good.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    ... huh?
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    earplay Male 60-69
    121 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    Oh, that`s great! I see he has a dot org site. Is he a 501.c.3 now? Looks like he`s a stickler for the law.

    Looks like General Haig meets General MacArthur meets the New Testament.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    Don`t worry about wars or anything, trust in Him!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    Even if it made sense it would still suck. So he`s in control, he just doesn`t give a drat? "Yeah, you little pissants, I`m going to sit back and watch you all kill yourselves and drat up the planet. I need entertainment."
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    ... signifies its part of the sentence
    - or ~ would signify him signing it; also helps if its on a separate line
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    so the invisible sky wizard is in control of our military? i find this offensive on so many levels. why are these christians always trying to force their ways on others?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    It`s the Thunderdome!! And Jesus is referee!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2375 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 12:10 am
    @CoyoteKing, I think that what the ad is claiming is that fate is not in our hands.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 12:19 am
    Invisible sky wizard methinks has lost his hand controller
    and the game doth carry on without his intervention
    He didnt make up his bed, so Daddy sky wizard, pulled the controller out of his Earth station3
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 12:20 am
    At least sky wizard has joined the internet and knocked a website up
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    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 1:34 am
    i though jesus preached peace and love, not warfare
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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 1:43 am
    that is a really good site... alot of really nice quotes like
    "All May Be Saved Now Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him. Revelation 3:20(a)"

    Me and Jesus are so alike... I never break and enter either.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 3:10 am
    If he came back Seal Team Six would double tap him in the eye.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 4:40 am
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 5:03 am
    "Dudes... I totally got this.."
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 6:04 am
    Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 8:04 am
    Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there.
    I don`t think I`ve seen many depictions of Jesus as anything but white, kind of funny that way.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 10:46 am
    I know a brown skinned guy names Jesus, my neighbor pays him cash to cut the grass, rake/blow the leaves, he even shovels the driveway & sidewalk during winter. He does great work, real nice guy too.

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