Introducing The Coolest Kid Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

I worship this kid.
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Male 2,855
pfft, he has to stand up to reach a slice of pizza, amateur
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Male 459
We can shake our heads and look down our noses, but I`m betting it would be pretty awesome right at that moment.

I don`t understand the obsession with mountain dew in the states. Unless we have a different formula here, it just tastes over sweetened. code red is okay but I don`t think the regular stuff sells really well here.
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Male 244
DIABETES IN 3, 2, 1...
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Male 1,104
Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure
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why not coca cola then? at least it got some coffeine ...
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Female 654
Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure
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Female 1,743
He needs a haircut.
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Female 154
After seeing this kid, I realize there is still hope for my 18-year old!!!
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Male 3,407
i use to live like that, but then i got a girlfriend. its a tough choice between living like that and sex.
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Male 5,811
More like "Introducing type 2 diabetes."
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Male 1,104
on a seinfeld sort of note: "what`s the deal about mountain dew"? i don`t get it. if you wanted gaming superpower, wouldn`t you want to go for something more substantial like red bull?

or if you are really the geeky kind, concocting your own brew would surely beat an over-the-counter wuzzy fizzy drink, no?
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Male 1,104
ok, editor`s mistake. misspelled "loco" as "cool".
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Male 181
Just toss a grenade through the window, solve the problem.
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Male 761
code red.
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Male 2,199
I bet he bleeds red syrup
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Male 15,832
If being a waste of skin is cool, then this guy definitely takes it.
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Male 1,950
Mom? Dad? This is... him.

*facepalm*
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Male 511
I bet he`s one of those idiots that pulls the tab off and drops it into the can while it`s still full.
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Male 1,558
no girls - no surprise
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Male 151
I used to love Mountain Dew.
Stopped drinking sugary drinks a couple years ago.

I had a mountain dew a few weeks back, just for a treat...
I could barely finish it... the sugar was overwhelming.
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Male 3,310
Who knew not throwing out trash would be cool again? Someone alert the hoarders!
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Male 341
LAN PARTY!!
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Male 2,841
Live fast, die young and leave a fat stinkin corpse.
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Male 1,311
Let`s not and say we did.
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Male 312
This kids pancreas is about to crap out.
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Female 1,534
looks like my boyfriends computer desk... only its code red mountain dew :P
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Female 519
Being a hoarder is cool now? Awesome.
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Male 83
I lived off of cardboard pizza for like a year as a teen... This is a sad commentary on my life
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Male 1,341
Um... I don`t.
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Male 81
Pizza and Mountain Dew; what teenage boys are made of.
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Female 1,478
And the thirstiest!
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Male 37,888

Is there anything cooler than Mountain Dew & frozen pizza?
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Male 19,861
Link: Introducing The Coolest Kid Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - I worship this kid.
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