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Date: 12/02/12 05:06 PM

32 Responses to Introducing The Coolest Kid Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Introducing The Coolest Kid Ever - I worship this kid.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36680 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Is there anything cooler than Mountain Dew & frozen pizza?
  3. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    And the thirstiest!
  4. Profile photo of heytonashcat
    heytonashcat Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Pizza and Mountain Dew; what teenage boys are made of.
  5. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Um... I don`t.
  6. Profile photo of tuxkamen
    tuxkamen Male 30-39
    83 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    I lived off of cardboard pizza for like a year as a teen... This is a sad commentary on my life
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    Being a hoarder is cool now? Awesome.
  8. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    looks like my boyfriends computer desk... only its code red mountain dew :P
  9. Profile photo of Roland
    Roland Male 30-39
    298 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    This kids pancreas is about to crap out.
  10. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    Let`s not and say we did.
  11. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    Live fast, die young and leave a fat stinkin corpse.
  12. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    LAN PARTY!!
  13. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    Who knew not throwing out trash would be cool again? Someone alert the hoarders!
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    rickwhite Male 30-39
    151 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    I used to love Mountain Dew.
    Stopped drinking sugary drinks a couple years ago.

    I had a mountain dew a few weeks back, just for a treat...
    I could barely finish it... the sugar was overwhelming.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 8:29 pm
    no girls - no surprise
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    I bet he`s one of those idiots that pulls the tab off and drops it into the can while it`s still full.
  17. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    Mom? Dad? This is... him.

    *facepalm*
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    If being a waste of skin is cool, then this guy definitely takes it.
  19. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    I bet he bleeds red syrup
  20. Profile photo of peakingo
    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    code red.
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    sirdave80 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 3:03 am
    Just toss a grenade through the window, solve the problem.
  22. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 5:30 am
    ok, editor`s mistake. misspelled "loco" as "cool".
  23. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 5:33 am
    on a seinfeld sort of note: "what`s the deal about mountain dew"? i don`t get it. if you wanted gaming superpower, wouldn`t you want to go for something more substantial like red bull?

    or if you are really the geeky kind, concocting your own brew would surely beat an over-the-counter wuzzy fizzy drink, no?
  24. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 6:27 am
    More like "Introducing type 2 diabetes."
  25. Profile photo of robthelurker
    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 7:32 am
    i use to live like that, but then i got a girlfriend. its a tough choice between living like that and sex.
  26. Profile photo of Izroth
    Izroth Female 30-39
    154 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 10:08 am
    After seeing this kid, I realize there is still hope for my 18-year old!!!
  27. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 10:08 am
    He needs a haircut.
  28. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 10:41 am
    Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure
  29. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure
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    why not coca cola then? at least it got some coffeine ...
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    EVILLECUTTER Male 18-29
    244 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    DIABETES IN 3, 2, 1...
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    We can shake our heads and look down our noses, but I`m betting it would be pretty awesome right at that moment.

    I don`t understand the obsession with mountain dew in the states. Unless we have a different formula here, it just tastes over sweetened. code red is okay but I don`t think the regular stuff sells really well here.
  32. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 9:38 am
    pfft, he has to stand up to reach a slice of pizza, amateur

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